Sunday, May 28, 2006

iPOd Store!

I'm there in NYC!!! just saw rocky'''

wassssssssup??

-kojak


------transmission interruptus---------
intoccabile here interruptin' the communique
kojak, rockee, myself, and two anomyous special guests just got back from watching dux.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

important message from recording artist

The following message is %100 REAl and %110 URGENT - thnx to cermak for alerting this to my attention:

""""""""""""""THEY TRY SHUT MY DOOR!
Roger roger do you here me over!!!!
the U.S immigration wont let me in!!!!!
i was mennu work with timber startin this week, but now im doin a Akon "im locked out they wont let me in" im locked out! they wont let me in! Now Im strictly making my album outside the borders!!!! so il see you all one day, for now ill keep reportin from the sidelines
to my people who walk wiv me in the America, dont forget we got the internet! Spread the word! or come get me!!!!!! ill be in my bird flu lab in china! liming and drinkin tiger beer with my pet turtel. I love everyone for the support, now i need it more. ill stay up spread out else where."""""""""""""""""

pink don't blink on her webpage ->take my word for it or go to www.MYCORPORATENETWORKINGSITE.com/MIA and find out for yourself


kojka

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

The only word that kept running through my head was DEFEAT

complete and utter defeat. SOUNDly Defeated upon my return to newYork. Big city of dreams. To get back to a favorite topic:::fengshui= or room_re_arrange_ment. Which is , guess what, what I just did. This arrangement I call "THE OPEN MIND"
not to be confused with "THE OPEN MINE_SHAFT". It looks like this

_________________________window________rugonboxes_lamp
desk
_________________________________________ g _______________ p
_________________________________________ r _______________ i
bedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbed ________a _______________ c
bedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbed________ss ______________ t
bedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbed ________mat ____________ u
bedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbed ________________________ r
_________________________________________ --------------e
b _________________________________________ ------------ s
o
o
k
shelf
-------------------------------door--------closet

its actually much smaller (my room is (much smaller than this reperesntation)
rojkchk

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

What up from SanFran. Avocado freaks all over

what up
here in san fran
mixed feelings about the city and else.somesay its good to go to a park and ponder the universe spacing out.Others say brown rice and yoga may solve your chi.
Finally? The answers= not so simple and may stem from the inner self when open to the influential forces? Who knows
Just tryin to survive
you know what i am saying
I hope so my friend. I hope so my friend
Rocky

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

the TRUTH about demographic bikes, PT II

following up a hot story dropped many moons ago on this very blog...the demographic bike is now oh-so-hot in Seattle right now (Spring fashion time '06).

the key ingedients are a RACER frame, preferably VINTAGE and only ONE SINGLE speed can be available to the rider (if u're really cool then there should be no brake either). THe rider should not wear a helmet and should definitley be from one of the hipper demographics (21-29 - sorry old folks).

Economical and sporty perhaps but I think there is a TOPOGRAPHICAL error being made - NAMELY HILLS^^^^ and 2nd also a BIOLOGICAL error - namely the tendency of the body to get tired or slowed down by fatigue, wind, alcoholic beverages, etc .....a simple equation called the GEAR RATIO can solve these for U. GEN Y: Y must you deny it???? Are you just going for a spin around the block or can you access all parts of the city at all times of day like kojak does on his 10 speeed? also i doubt the economical aspect cuz most yard sale bikes already have 10 speed or at least 3
...to the hardcore who need a challenge, I suggest you try this:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SK8~~~~~~~~~~~00
rocky and I did for a bit before we dropped the hard-core image for more sensible transport. but when you sk8 you transcend challenges to a greater extent than the demographic bike.

kojak (tru to the 10 speed)