Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Interplanetary REVOLUTION

I KNOW THAT THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE READ THIS INTERACTIVE WEB JOURNAL BLOG EVERYDAY. So i would like to ":BRoadcast" some very important info. I started teaching some kids -5th grade^THE SECRETS of the media. I've got a lot of hope for these kids that they won't be brainwashed by the capitalistic values presented in the overall blahzay of TELEVIS etc. But this is my broadcast. If you have any insightful media advice please do tell, for example something like I read last night=
Seeing and organic life are both dependent upon light, and appearances are the face of this mutuality. by one of my main homeboyz john berger. complicated and uncomplicated statements are both of value tx rocky

Thursday, February 22, 2007

voting project

if you like the color of yesterday vote SALMON: THE COLOR OF YESTERDAY
if you like the idea of Salmon and the feel of pink vote: PINK THE COLOR OF TODAY and yesteryear.sal
Rocky: "Grabbin minds since 2004"(when I discovered the true secret of life=Wheeties brand cereal for breakfast covered with powdered sugar and SPRINKLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!!

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

in the system

password verifyied>>> expect the balance provided by Kojak's perspectives.

Pink don;t blink (retired sloganTM)! the coloration has been toned down but not because of any gender reaffirmation training - I think in the interest of "BALANCE" it should be said that rsbf is pro-gay although not in the Professional sense of that abbreviation. Recently I was told that by a man named GREG that my heterosexual companion and I were the best couple ever. Maybe that's because we both Gave greg $1 on consective pan-handling interactions. Another gentleman in search of change once told me I looked like a famous scientist and my companion was the most beautiful women on earth. Guess what: she's the scientist and I like to consider myself a beautiful man.


As for a new slogan how about "great geographical journeys from inside the mind's digestive tract"

Monday, February 19, 2007

Balance

I know this is not a food blog, but I need to express more thoughts about food. Sorry. One way to maintain a balance is to eat your very cheap food sitting up with a very good posture at a table, also you can use a placemat if you have one. You can also pour your drink into a nice glass, even if you are drinking water- don't drink it straight out of the pitcher. This will help dignify your cheap food. One other good thing to do is to eat very fancy food hunched over and not even lifting your face from it or taking time to drink or even taking it out of its silver aluminum foil.
Rocky
Thats what just I did

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Even more Food poses caused even more problems in past

A few nights ago i was reminded by a an oldcoworker that I may have lost an old job by not pretending to be busy. He said the deciding moment was when I went around the office asking what everyone's favorite chicken recipe was instead of working. I thought these recipes were gone, but LO they were hidden on my computer. Without further ado, let me make published the chicken recipes that supposedly started my fall from grace in the television commercial world.-rocky dynamic ps the actual leaving of the company was for the sake of the record in accordance with my desire, thank you (please ignore spelling mistakes and remember the democratic ideals of the fonetik advokat)
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christian's mormon chicken burial

Dig a pit at least 1ft deep and 10 feet in circumfrence. and light a big fire with enough wood to fill with ash

when i was 14 years old i went on a pioneer trek (a reenactment of teh mormon pioneers trek ww) we killed a chicken. I was blindfolded to make the game more fun. Then eferyone stood in a circle and 3 chickens were released in the circle and then I had to use the guidance of my friends voices to find the chicken. With cunning skill and mongoose like refleces i cought the chicken and was then i was allowed to take off my blindfold. we then cut the chicken's head off on a chopping block with an axe. and hung it upside down to let the blood drain out, stuck a coat hanger attached to a heavy brick in its neck and dropped the brick to get its guts out. then plucked its feathers immediately, while still warm.

cooking:
Put a lot of clothes on to protect from heat of hot ash pit (long sleave, bandana over face). Next dig out one foot hole in ashes big enough to fit whole chicken (take care not to catch fire). Wrap the chicken in 3 to 4 layers of tinfoil (note: even though early settlers didn't have tinfoil we include this so you can try it at home). Then wrap in a sack, like an old wheat sack for sack races, a potato sack. put in the some herbs like pine needles and grass before you wrap it (optional). Cook until finished - probably a few hours. Check every hour. Take out and add salt and eat with hands for the real Mormon pioneer experience.
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Frowein's Curry
chicken masssamna curry
boil potatoes
Curry powder potatoes onions peanuts tamarind paste
fry onions glazed garlic in with onions. chicken in with that
then add boiled potato
vinegar at end.
saffron optional with cream..
then cream base or tomato base pureed,
add curry powder, add tamarind, add crushed peanuts.
all onto rice..

last time made in 1988
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chicken a la scott
george forman grill
boneless grill strate up 7 minutes.
put in fridge for at least an hour
sandwich wheat helmans, (lettecuce and tomato) Salt and pepper more pepper.

dave reynold's korean sesame chicken
1st put slcied chicken breatsts in thin strips mix
with regular suger and let sit for and hour
while sittn chop up the scasllinos and ginger and
chili oilo soy sauce red peper flakes and sesame seads
and ses oil marinate the chicken for another longer
better
Then:
simmer for 40 minutes in a cup of water in acovered
pot, ddon't let all evaportae LOW HEAT.
eat with rice COMMON SENSE PROPORTIONA
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MARC's chicken "gertrude"
barbacue chicken
heat grill and slow cook chicken on indirct heat
then wehn almost done...... get the biggest stainless
steel bowl
3. fill with barbacue sauce put chix in bowl with
sauce and toss around
back on the grill.
BBQ sauce no discrimination
or homeade:: honey, ketchup, and hotsauce
repeat step 3 if necessary

chicken fajitas::::
chicken breat boneless chix breast filets - super hot,
but don't cook all the way thru. then slice em up. pu
ton side
get big fry pan that you don't care about put green
pepper and onionis, sliced generously. til charlemlized
and then chickjen back in the pot. black beans (on
side) tortillas.

easy whole chix with butter and rosemary under skin in
oven
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erin's faux chicken:
chick'n patties in toaster oven, maynaise on a bun
lettuce, whole weat bun REAL mayonaise not lowfat.
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Matt's "can Cook" chicken
individual chix peices roll or shmear in butter and
rosemary, maek the paste first
on the gril (arhtur bryants) BBQ sauce while its
griling brush it on.
serve with a little BBQ sauce on the side.
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DREW>>
A. Sherman's Rock em sock em chicken PAella
rice, cook chicken in oil in fry pan, b=myabe bacon
fat or butter, fry on pan til no pink, throw in with
the both.
But chix stock and couple cups water depenc on rice
saffron bay leaf. and add rice in pan and red pepper
oinions tomatoes, parlesy dill, salt peper, cayenne
45 minutres. OR SHRIMP maybe sausage.

the summertine slamjam beercan up the ass chicken
other known as sittin pretty chicken
take a whole chick jam can of bud up the ass of chick
open can on grill cook 2 hours. (sit the chicken
sitting up )

Monday, February 12, 2007

More problems with food

Many of you may remember how I ate an uncooked sausage the other day. and only the supreme and unknown powers of the universe were able to save me from becoming INFESTED with with with with parasitical trick ah nosis. One other risky mistake i made recently was to eat fish that was very much on the edge of being expired. In this case my stomach of steel held off any adverse effects. NEVERTHELESS I did feel a little weird afterwards, like something was "A LITTLE BIT FISHY?" I don't know if you understand that joke, but let me assure you that its very VERY funny. And it never does anyone any harm to laugh. In fact if you laugh it might be the same as doing sit-ups and hey- whats more fun? Am I right? Yes. or no? yes.
ok
So the final RANDOMLY SKETCHY situation occurred when i got a new filter (YES THE SAME FILTER I MENTIONED A FEW DAYS AGO) so i put this filter in the pitcher and yes started drinking the water. then I noticed a TERRIBLE BLACK CLOUD OF CARBON FLOATING ON THE BOTTOM OF THE PITCHER. -(after i drank several glasses of the water). What the hell is going on with all of this tainted stuff?question!
r dynmaic

Thursday, February 08, 2007

LETS GET READY FOR ACHEIVEMENT MODE

HI ITS TIME for ACHEIVEMENT> FIRST PREPARATION? LOCK DOWN YOUR CAPS BUTTON ON YOUR COMPUTER. YOU WANT PEOPLE TO HEAR YOU RIGHT am i RIG+T! A couple of announcements, quickly: certain entries from this journal will be published in CONCRETE PHYSICAL form. these are posts that have to do with my neighborhood and are being published by THE greenhouse zine of Fame_ThankYou_GREENHOUSE!_ (NOT A JOKE THIS IS REAL AND NOT FAKE NO LYING THIS IS TRUTH G*D). so there may be a new reader -or2- that might find out about this blog so we have to stop telling inside jokes. Its not like we do that anyway (remember the time we got SO WASTED that we passed out in the street?? hahahahahHAHAHHAHHAHA!! !! ! ! ! ! !! ! !!HSHSHSHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!HSHAHHA!) or that time we got so wasted and that CRAZY DOBERMAN PINCHER CHASED US AROUND THE WHOLE CITY AND then it GOT Run OVER by a dump truck and we felt SOOOOOOOOOO bad that we paid for that fancy fancy fancy funeral for the doberman pincher but at the funeral we couldn't keep straight faces and we started laughing and got kicked out by the PASTOR. and then we went straight away to our local PUB and proceeded to get so so so so sos so WASTED AGAIN!!! haha remember that gosh those were the best of times. I'm going to get a drink
rocky

Friday, February 02, 2007

Potential Purposes

Purchases!
Potential Purpschesase: This is what I need to buy: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
1 LONG JOHNS; these help to keep you warm in the winter. I don't have them and my legs are kaltisch (DEU COLD).
2. New Blankunt: ALso this plays a "ROle' in keeping you warm.
3 New Brita filter: creation of clean pure free running water that is acceptable for drinking and will not kill you with poison(fish) sediments

So my choice today (ITS A SPECIAL DAY I KNOW) is one go into the city and eat lunch and make prourcides OR stay in GREENPOINT NEW YORK BEST NEIGHBORHOOD OF ALL TIME. and film balloons floating in the air. THis is not a figure of speech this is what I do. Now it may sound like this is a fantasy life, but thats the kind of life I LEAD. FANTASY = from realty

my prose has not improbed 'nfortunately. AND FOR THAt I AM yours truly,
rockly