Self Reflexive Moments within Jury Duty

Hioy,
I went the the SUPREME COURT OF BROOKLYN today. I was going to fulfil my civic duty to judge others. As the warden lady said: you live in the United States. You must do this, so don't go shakin your heads and if you are going to put your hands on your hips do it now and get it over with. So there I sat, with a cross section of the population. And I was privileged to sit next to the only functional social circle that emerged. It was comprised of: one woman who wanted to do jury duty for a month cuz she hated her boss. one woman who was being forced to do it again after just doing it a few years ago, and the third: a friendly mediator.

I sat there and read a book COINDICENTALLY about group dymanics. It told me that people that talk and blab often get heard and have a disproportionate amount of say. Then I was realeased to freedom and the sun shown. I ate a GYRO and continued the quest

r+o+c+k+y

U F*K with me I F*K with y ou/ jack hitrol

The following is a conversation I have been in with someone trying to take me for a ride ( this is real) :
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The first email
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TTN Sir/Ma
It is obvious that this proposal will come to you as a suprise.This is
because we have not met before but i am inspired to sending you this
email by the huge fund transfer opportunity that will be of mutual benefit to
the two of us. However,I am Jack Hitrol the personal Attorney to the late
Engr.Steve Moore a national of Isle of Man in UK, who used to work with
Shell Petroleum Development Company(SPDC) in Nigeria.On the 21st of
April 1996,my client,his wife ....
bla bla.. send your bank account
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My response
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no problem, just send the 27 million in cash. No
strings attached. I will take it.
Rocky
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Then::
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Rocky,
Thanks for your urgent response, It is quite pertinent to disclose to you one important thing about this transaction and that is by asuring you that it is 100% risk free.
I am personal attorney ... bla bla call me give me your bank account
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so i write back
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hey Jack,
No problem! Wow, what a weird situation, but I guess
someone has to benefit from it! Just send the cash in
an envelope. I will send you all the banking numbers.
I can receive a traveler's cheque too, no problem.
Rocky
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He doesn't respond, so::
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Hey Jack I really need that cash! Can you send it to
me soon please?
Thanks for understanding,
Rocky
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finally!
Ping Pong,
Please send the bank account where you want the fund to be wired to.
Barr. Jack Hitrol
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And here is the last one so far, I wonder if he will send the cash::
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Jack,
No problem just send the cash in a plastic bag.
Either way
Rocky

auspicious avian

Kojak was blessed by the presence of this BIRD whiile out for an afternoon stroll. RANDOM??????? (what if NO????

Quality is job won

Hi My Name Is Rocky Dynamic. I Like To Introduce You To The New High Quality Rsbf Site. I Wanted To Give You My Personal Assurance That This Blog Is Going To Maintain A High Standard Of Quality In Sunject Und Object. Please To Contribute Your Thoughts Be Meing Rocky Only Byself Is Hard Work. Maybe Someone Else Like To Take Pressure Oft Of Old Rockyman?




Rocky Dynamic

Sunday, hands destroyed.

Have you ever tried to fix a road bike tire without tire irons.? It really gets the BLOOD BOILING> Yoaw! Yesterday I tried to fix this tire with some random pieces of metal that i found in my "PATHETIC EXCUSE" for a tool box. And i just ripped up mi hands with a screw driver and these freaking metal things trying to fix the tire. And it really WRILED MY GEARS. big time. the Bike Beat me I gave up. and then I played AMERICAN STYLE FOOTBALL IN AN ASPHALT PLAYGROUND. and i tried to Saks 5th avenue the quarter-back and i Fell 2 the ground. And scraped the shznich out of my hands that had allready been wreaked havoc upon. I tore out a chunk of the ol' palm.! Morale of the story? Insure your hands B4 its 2 l8

rky

"My Diary" taken off line- Travesty!

there goes my belief in non-facist forms of communication. Unfortunately "My Diary" has gone offline. It most certainly has been censored- either by the government homeland security department or by the parents who thought their child was wasting time on blogs. For those of you that did not know "My Diary" it was certainly a shining ray of hope in an otherwise cloudy and doldrum filled world. It enjoyed a brief but spectacular stint of brilliance from January 16-17 2006. If you witnessed this white hot streeeek of creativity you probably consider yourself a better person for bearing witness. Now we are deprived of this incredible story. I hope we didn't contribute to its downfall, may all the gods of the planets have mercy on our souls if we did

rk

Grass wall paper improves lifE

Some say grass on the wall helps your outlook. What do you do? Put some grass up on the wall of any room in the house. A picture of grass will do just fine. Then? Sit back relax and contemplate. Contemplate this: why would a substance that usually starts on the surface below us decide to just jump up on the wall. How, now does it alter your sense of gravity, and which weigh is the sky?-Rocky

NEW LIFE CALLS FOR new TIMES

uh OHH the laundry is ready.
Nothing like "doing the laundry" to reinvogorate your sense of vivality. Do you notice something different? I HACKJED THIS BLOG HAHAHAHAH. hHA!!!@
I anm a web HACKER, top level. Well here in New york its just decided to get Cold as Ice. I also ran into an awesome blog.. LINK!
Its called My Diary and its run by a 3rd grader and she has allready done 5 postings today. The last one is about Harry Potter, so I can't really follow that. I didn't read about Hogwarts and Dondlebeugles and Snapes. But I wll say her blog has re-enstated my belief in blog=democracy. And inspired certain aesthetic modifications to this site.

OH YEAH 2 new mystery animals

FISH???




R.I.P. cyclops kitty>

rocku

I really want to DATE a typograFFFFFFFFFFFFER

Just KIDNG. what i want to write about is a Pheenom thaT may have been noticed by ALL PEOPLE IN the LAST 5 years. So if you were here in THE LAST 5 YEARS LISTEN UP> LISTEN UP. Did you know that the BOys bathroom line is LOnger than the Girls bathroom line? IF you don't you may be TransExual. or you may not have very good powers of observation. AS counter-intuitive as it may seem this is the scenario at bars, clubs, and churches everywhere. For some reason guys use the bathroom MORE than girls, and there are more of them? Defying common assumptions. Doesn't this suck guys? What are you probelm> do you have bladder controls issues? or jsut need to keep looking at yourselves in the mirror?

Rocky

bang bang bang bang

a WEAK attempt to get laid, and the sharp comeback that followed:

Q: "do you need a NICKEL for your cab?"
A: "that would only get me next door, wouldn't it?"

and...Scene.

~tictoc

Postermodernism: Can you please decide on ONE font?

I've got a LITTLE PROBLEM with the way people like to write the word POSTMODERNISM. they like to write each letter in a different font, just to illustrate a little point. IN the mean time the rest of us are getting a big fat headache. GOD I GOT A DAMN HEADACHE and this BIG and I need something to cure it and not mix up my eyeballs like a whole bunch of incongruous font letters Jammed UP against each other. You know what else rings my bell? Getting RANSOM NOTES in the mail. Same problem you got all these RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAANDDDDDOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM letters pasted from all these different sources.

I've had it with you: Secret Society out there that tries to send multifonted words to assault the senses of innocent bystanders such as myself. Next time I get one of your "MesseGes" I am going to straight disregard it until someone repeals their dastardly ways

rocky

EVER get SKEERED??

do you ever get scared that you WASTED your early 20s not doing drugs and wacking around? Ever worried that you are too much on track with you life and you need to ""FLY off the HandlEE"" a bit. Don't worry Just try my patented Worry release method. This is what it entails. ∂ˆø´´ø´ø∑œøøˆˆ´ˆ˜ çjdjˆˆˆ∂¬åååπ∑ª¢•ª§∞¢£™™™™™™
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rkdyn

HUPoP

Huh? Its a new year and with a new year comes new dreams of a new Reality. Me personally I am dreaming of a new reality. A reality that involves happiness and a zen knowledge that: All that comes around GOZE around. and all that Gyoza is Comin around again this year. Al Jazeera, and thumbin around this year. And Gals and zebras done hummin the pound this year. and Pals La Choza its yummny around this time of yhear

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