Monday, September 25, 2006

WHERE THE BUTTSKERS IS EVEYONE?

Now y'all, I know you are suffering from serious travesty of winter - because it is basically summer and all you can think about it is the temperature - but doggone it I have only been in the work force less than 5 thirds of a year and I have already said - ok its over. It is all OVER. But now the tree is growing.

So anyways I guess all yall dont post to RSBfart now that it is late september and padle badl is over. Well let me say to you that it will be back. - likewise you again must come to post to the pink pages of wiz-dum.

WHat else, I heAR THE service industry is the latest solution for preventative landfill healing.

What else, next drink to serve to your girl is vanilla stoli's with ginger ale and a cherry.

Other than that you better STAY IN SCHOOL

Sita pants

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Ernesto causes Instantaneous winter

Remember the movie THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW??? WELL ITS REAL ITS ALL REAL AND NOT JUST CUZ ALL GORE SAID SO ITS *******ACTUALLY___++++++HAPPENING +++***IIINNNNN NNNEWW YOURKKK. Just cuz labour day weekend is supposed to signal the end of summer? and not more white clothing? NOW INSTANT FREEZATION has TAKEN THE NATION. ITS ALL THANKS TO A LITTLE hurricane I like to call

_+_+_+ENROTSO++__+####

we are in a tropical depression see? not a tropical storm not a hurricane. BUT i fear this tropical DEpression will turn to tropical REpression and even tropical RECESSION by which the economy of summer will be Wrecked and irrevocably destroyed for an entire SEASON.

WATCH OUT FOR ENTROSO

rocky