plaguiraism

someone said the cure for writers block is to borrow extensively from others. Here is something a high school acquaintance posted on a social networking site:
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A teenage boy just told me he was gonna whoop my ass! Then he attempted to before he was stopped! I just gotta laugh at it. No further comments. LmAo

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Hi quality Conversation in Mailbox office

Here is a community where someone asked me where I got my jacket and another person lent me a pen and then complained about the post office. This is where it all comes together people. and I just love my Post Office in fact I think other people love it too. Just got to love that post office. Do you Know What I Mean. Plus you can see I abandoned my month long blogathon. Maybe next month....... Rocky Rocky Bo Bocky Banana Fanna Fo Fockey

BEFORD STUYVS

want to hear somthing cool- I commute to bedstuy this week for work. RRROROROROROROR.

Fail Fail FAIL

10 I failed by 2 days of not posting a blog. DAYS 8 and 9 are gone never to be remembered. Sad Sad Sad. Today it is lightly sprinkling. Haiku

Sprinkle why are you
Sprinkletastic? I wonder
Could you Sprinkle us?

ROvk

gloves and shorts

since rocky had a more consequential post today about life in the BIG BAD CITY allow me to provide the MINUTIA ....I soaked my work gloves in woollite - they get really stinky when the weather is warm. So that 's something I'm really looking forward to 2moorrow (canadian transliteration).....nice clean gloves that don't stink. Ironically today I was wearing a very preppy style with some light colored shorts and a navy polo. Not intentional but something that just randomly formed as I was getting dressed. That really has nothing to do with stinky work gloves but that is the contradictions of my life in the present (KOJAK)

Train Dude

7 Today I got a strange vibe from a guy in the subway. This guy had his backpack sitting on the seat and the train was totally crowded. I stepped in next to him and he looked at me like WHAT. Basically he was very ready to say "Do you have a problem with my bag taking up a seat?" So this guy ( he is standing) and his bag is sitting. and I am standing next to him is simply daring me to look at him funny with this train insanely crowded. But I am pretty zen cuz I am happy to just be on this air conditioned train. So I use my skilss of diffusion like looking the other way and not making eye contact, and I just don't care man.

ANYWAY we get out of the train at UNION SQ and (togehter) and the rush of people going up a tiny stair way and we are still nearby and start going up the stairs and He just STOPS and lets me go first NOT in a nice way but like. "Oh you want to step in front of me, you think your better" He give me a FEIRCE LOOK again, and I just deflect by pretending to look the other way( this was ninja, I know i am not descriving my d=ninja ways good but it was...) Beleive me now you think I am exaggerating and making things up about this guy trying to get me. But Here is teh end of the story. A few moments later I hear shouting and YELLING and I look back and here is the BRISTLY FELLOW in a headlock and another short muscular dude had him in this headlock and was YELLLING RELAX RELX RELAX RELAX, while my bristly friend struggle like a weenie. This goes to show you I PIKKED UP ON the vibes and this fool wanted to fight. He was lookin for a fight and unforch he piccked the wrong dude to mess with cuz this little dude leveraged his a**
R

Hot Cats 6

It is hot and my cat just sits in the sun. Does she not understand that she is black and that magnafies the heat? its strange. Last night it was cooler outside but when I walked in to GirlFriends aparment it was BLASTING WITH HEAT I am tellin you it felt like the OVEN and Heater was on. And what is more she has a cat for a while and this cat likes to snuggle up close to and sleep next to your neck. Cute but in this heat. Not sure about that. Rocky

CInco THE 5 SPOT. u CANT TUCH THE CHIKN PATTYIES

For real. now that I am VEGETAARIAN@@@ I eat mad Chickenspatties (FAKE CHIZNIKNS) We have a Dish called
FIESTA CHICKEN BOWL!!
-rice, beans, salsa(tomato onion a little vinegar and HOT PEPERS) and Grated CHEEAZ and of course Chik Pattties
and now a new Sandwich whihc NEEDS A NAME>>>>>>()()()()(hin hint
-pita pocket, sauteed shrooms and garlick, hoomoos, CHKKKK patties and Again with the Tomatoe salsoa. It tastes better than real chicken. Relay
Rocky

a treatise on nature

I'm happy to report that I have accomplished a goal I've been working on for a while. Well I don;t quite like the word ""accomplish"" and """goal"""because I believe it is an ongoing project. The basic premise is to go from city to nature without a car. Rocky touched on this with the hal project not too long ago. If nature can walk in to the city uninvited then why not vice versa?

Well this specific thing was camping with bike. Cermak and I got geared up with Northwest® type gear like nice bikes paniers (peas and cheese) and the tent and some good food. We rode the bus to near the end of the line utlilizing the bike racks but having to unload the gear. Then geared up and rode to the ferry - cruised over to the I-land for a nice ride onto the campsite. The campfire was the bomb luckily there was wood at the state park for sale cuz we couldn't have loaded that on the bike rack. Attractions included an ancient cedar and a beach . Fauna included a very loud OWL in the middle of the night and BANDITOS (what I like to call small critters who scurry around a campsite eating your breadcrumbs)

Day 4 Trash

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Does anyone know what the hell this says?ICan't read it.
PS HELOO??????E?E?E?E?E?E
Rokcuy

3rd I fell down

yesterday I tried to do a dance on front of a window to a resteraunt to entirtain the people and I FELL DOWN HAARD. on the concrete.
_rokcy
Oh AND I LEAREND THAT IN CANADA THEY HAVE ANOTHER WORD THAT IS A TRANALATION TO SKETCHY its called SKIDLY. have you heard of this imagine if our Canadaian bretheren and sisters started a new ONILNE JOURNAL called Random SKiDLEY bF

Day Two: A dream

I dreamed that the end of the world was happening. I think it involved a flood and or fire and upheaval of governments. But the idea was that we were, this time, truly f*¶•ed. I was with a small group of people a cross section of humanity and my woman-friend with me. And it was like the movie where a certain group of people has got stuck in an elevator, some people have some ideas ad others have others. We were trying to figure out what to do, where to go to be safe from the unstoppable danger everywhere. I blurted out that maybe we should go to the Natural History museum and I became giddy with that idea,like how COOL WOULD THAT BE? ] in the dream no one took me seriously, but................

now in retrospect I thihnk that it would be cool, for example, as an idea for a movie that a group of people is locked in the Natural history meusum which pressupooses to tell the entire history of the earth+ universe (there is a planetarium too) and that some how the museum did become hermetically sealed and perhaps they were able to extract seeds from some old indian "corn Maize" diorama and plant it in the sunny area after ripping up the floor to expose soil. They would be living in a kind of outdated history of earth, but then making it into the only current history of the earth (as everyone else.. I guess had died unfortunately) and maybe then there would develop different tribes for different wings of teh museum. Holy SH(t this is actuall another one of those ideas that is SO GOOD I am not sure I should publish it., but I will because I feel taht with this audience of RSBFFART the idea for film is safe and may even be nourished.
Yours Truful, Rocky

BLOG Experiment= Day UNO

Dear Readers,
This month, starting today Agust 14 2009 I am going to try a new "BLOGGING" Experiment, that is I will religiously post something everday for one (1) month even if my mind is utterly blank and like a pond whose waters a undisturbed by even the slightest ripple. I have learned that blogs will post 1x/ day or EVEN MORE so if anyone else wants to embark on this Random Experiment. Feel Free. We will give you the password to the blog and teh "KEYS to the KINGDON" -=-=-=-=__++__++_-Today I wil go to an acupuncturist and I hope that MY BUM FOOT might start to get the attention it rightfully deserves.

FEET

Do we really respect'em enough? I wonder in fact, we spend much time pounding them and they are our only connection to this green earth at most times of the day

FEET

we need them but do they need us??

FEET

Nothing is on their mind but REVENGE REVENGE REVENGE for maltreatment.
rocky

Acting resume

I am looking for some actors and the following "special skills' got my attention. Check it out

SPECIAL SKILLS
Long Distance Running
Can raise one eyebrow/bounce pectorals

Rocky

ITS TIME TO STOP LOSING AN D START WINNING

I am a tennis cahamping CHAMPION. and by that I mean I have been playing prettu good and winning and MY ATTITUDE IS CHANGED or ∆ed as i like say. AND THAT MEANS ITS TIME TO START WINNING NOT JUST IN TENNIS BUT IN LIFE IF HEVER I NEEDED MORE THAN CAPITAL LETTERS IT IS NOW BECAUSE I AM TRYING TO BE MOTIVATIONAL. SO LEUTIEOP ( 4 378HDUJLHU#*(* &*($HJVNNIOP LETS GET OUT THERE AND WIN TEAM WIN