Friday, April 30, 2010

Can this "RANDOM" blog get more "LIKES" than GOLDMAN SACKS??

At last count these CORPORATE VILLIANS have 227 LIKES on the FB!

Rocky and Kojak have been honorably telling the TRUTH , whole truth and nothing but for 6 years and we only have 16 :( ! Come on y'all...............................................

If you would like to know more about our stance on corporate "blogs" and "likes" please see the following archival JEWEL

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Natures infinite LOOP

The other day I went to a plant Nursery with my woman-friend. Here we saw many beutiful species of plants. They were simply gorgeous. At the start they had this kind of experimental/reject room with many strange cacti and euphorbia that might look DERANGED to the unaccompanied EYE. Classification is something that many people that want to be involved with "nature" do. Classification is deemed to be NOT DESTRUCTATORY. My question for the panel and our NEW FACE BOOK FANS___what!! is what other ways are there to INTERFACE with nature.

Now I have a special Palindromic TREAT
BrainFart Nowon Facebook or
BF now on FB
tryit forwards, try it backgwards. It works BOTH WAYZZZZZZZ
rocky

Saturday, April 24, 2010

LOL CAT


"""Where U stash the money??"""

Explanation for this photo:

1. shameless exploitation of CUTE animal to gain more facebook "LIKES"

2. somebody soaked my wallet with a hose and I HAD TO DRY OUT ALL my ca$h money near the radiator pole in the bathroom. THis attracted my lil lol cat who likes warm places and paper (money).

3. a lot of things have gotten wet this week. Including my lady friend's telephone which fell in a TELETOILET recently but is recovering quite nicely

KOJAK (all of the above)

Monday, April 19, 2010

SPECIAL DEDICATION TO OUR 12 SUPERFANS

congratulations you are one of the first to sign up for the new f*book fan club of RSBF. You will be able to tell your grandchildren about this when in the future the population of the earth is 99,000,000,000 and RSBF has a achieved 10 million (OR MORE) fans.

let me take this moment to address some fan mail:

1st off: "Dear, RSBF why don't you post lots of stuff everyday?" A: It is baseball season now so let me use a metaphor...Rocky and Kojak are the veteran pinch hitters in this league. We come in the bottom of ninth and literally knock it out of the park. In the meantime you can review our past glories on espn classic (eg the archives for 2004 ).

And from Cermak RE:DINOSAURS . Tough question. I'm not even sure there is a scientific consensus that dinosaurs were real. They may actually be birds and we don't even know what color they were. I will leave that for the readers to discuss in the comments and fan pages...
(KOJAK)

Wednesday, April 07, 2010

86 Degrees of heat


They turned on the heat knob today and boy did it ever pump up. I walked through my old neighborhood quadrant and I noticed my old laundromat lady at the laundromat, so I talked to her and she she's not ready for summer. Mean Niether. I just want it to be cold cold cold. She also said she likes the colors of all the fish in the ocean and that those fish are calming to her. I also have to agree with that. She also said its cheaper to live in QNS than in brooklyn. Also she said it is better to fix your washing machines than to get a special repair man because they rip you off. And Finally we agreed that while it is nice to hang your clothes out to dry on a real laundry line, usually we are too lazy to do that. But the mechanical dryer damages clothes and a laundry line makes them REAL FRESH! if you want to take the time

Rocky

Tuesday, April 06, 2010

dinner included okras

I have a new all-time favorite restaurant of all time...first off appearances: it is disguised as a convenience store and shares the name of a major corporate establishment (ALTHOUGH IT IS NOT IF FACT THAT ESTABLISHMENT)
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the food in fact features DOSAS organized into the categories : VEGAN, NON-VEGAN, NON-VEGETARIAN. I went for the first category and it was amazing!!! For those non-vegs out there the menu promised "goat dosa (bone-in)" . That may also be good for some but for me the spices and cilantroes and tomatoes and lentils were plenty good enough! (kojak)