happy 666 posts - A VIDEO!

IN honor of 666 amazing rsbFart posts I hearby post this video^^^
have we done ever it before? I can't remember (has anyone??)

This is from my Xmas / hanukka break and it is RAW railroad footage with accidental voice over Xclusive......no I am not the cArdBoy that learned video in college or as a profession. Just a little something to say happy holiday's and Expect BIG and exciting THINGS in 2012

Patate Microondas

Guess what I live in a new apartment with a microwave. I tried to bake a potato in the microwave and it took longer than expected. Indeed. If you can advice me on how long you would micro-blast a potato I would be of gratitude. In other completely separate news: I put sour cream and bacos (NO MEAT) and CHILI_WEESE (cheeeez) on the microwaved potato for more taste factors.

Keeping it real,
Rocky

shout out to a longtime fan (read to find out if its YOU!)

At a recent wedding celebration in SANTA FE I met at least one serious fan of this blog. In fact that happens just about everywhere I go. IT turns out this fan is also something of an AUTEUR as well and wrote a real bricks n' mortar book about SOUTHERN RAP. It also turns out I purchased this book for my brother for the xmas/hanukka occasion. He loves that stuff MANE!!

In other news my glasses just broke - randomly! - but this is not a FAIL BLOG so enough about that. TIme to check if my superglue job worked........kojak

A web review OF OUR SITE (RSBF) that really MAKES a difference!

It came to my attension last week that We have received A HIGH honor. Have you taken a GANDER at this yet????
http://www.confusereviews.com/?p=3815

I won't write too much more so you as a loyal reader AND/OR writer of rsbFart can spend your time to chek out this pulitzer prize worthy review of rsvfarT (only 2009)!

RKY DYNMC

QUoTE oF THE DAY

You cannot start to communicate with people in Mars and set up a society when you have no antecedent relationship. Of course, if there is an already existing community in Mars of the same character as your own, then you can possibly carry on communication with it; but a community that lies entirely outside of your own com-

(258) -munity, that has no common interest, no cooperative activity, is one with which you could not communicate.

G. H. Mead (Mind, Self and Society) 1934

branding opportunity

WE the propriators of RSBFart have considered a "no image" policy of blog purity and sometimes adhered to that. But now along came an opportunity that I could not say no to. I now present you with PINK DONT BLINK BLOGGING GLOVES for the winter season:


There are special finger tips for running the TOUCH SCREEN of your fav devise! CYBORGIAN connection to devise is now possible in all seasons.

Mention this infinite regress image when ordering and get 50% off.....KOJAK

old fashion DISS BLOG

I was on the metro (DC subway) yesterday and I was behind someone with a bag from the "ARMANI EXCHANGE." So I was like why is it called an EXCHANGE? Can you really go there with some of your own clothes and exchange them for some HAUTE COUTURE like a barter system? I think we all know the answer to that is NO(!) In fact I'm pretty sure you can't exchange anything like for example HAND CHURNED BUTTER and exchange it for clothes. The only thing you can really exchange for some ARMANI is COLD HARD CA$H so I think it is a misnomer. I bet even if you bought something and tried to take it back they would say you can only EXCHANGE it for another item of equal or lesser value and not even get your cash back. So Kojak says, if you are into exchange with your neighbor and good vibes you should stay away from ARMANI because I don;t think theyre about THAT!

houZe and GARDENZ

HI folx.
How are you enjoying the Full WEB 3.0 Intergration? I heard some big news: The apartment below us THAT HAS A YARD opened up. So that would mean we (ME AND THE WIFE) would be interested in moving in. But the question is: how much CASH?

AND My Philosophical question is this::: How much is good living worth. I mean is it worth it to pay MAD CASH for a rental situaion? Or is it better to live really real Frugal like?

ROCKY

TESTING FULL WEB 3.o INTEGRATION

Whats up? This is ROCKY DYMANIC. I have established technical procedures. I have used an "APP"ARATUS to publish The Talented Genius Writing of RANDOM SKETCHY BRAINFART: the blog DIRECTLY TO bakeFace. Lets see if this workxxx. and it will up the readership and raise AWARENESS about the truth telling going on all the TIME on this BLOGG!&*^@#!^@&#$^@
ROCKY

remember when I busted that rhyme?

way back when rocky and kojak were coinhabiting Chi town...I (kojak) thought it was funny to say stuff like " POP OFF DA GUN" (aka shooting) and joke about how that sounded like POPOV wodka.

""Original talented genius material"" I know

well recently I was listening to some so-called hipster-hop and I heard a rhyme about how he would make a gun "Pop-off while drinking that Popov" ....hmmmm...

ALso in art imitates life news I heard another new song with hipster credentials called "Santa FE" and I think it is fact about Santa FE. Well it turns out I had just BEEN THERE y'all!

What "the wife" wants me to do

HI ITS ROCKY AND YOU HAVE YOU HAVE SEEN ME GO THROUGH MANY CHANGES OF LIFE AND NOW AS IT WAS EXPLAINED IN THE LAST POST BOTH ME AND KOJAK HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED ON SEPARATE OCCASIONS AND TO SEPARATE PEOPLE.

NOW AS YOU SEE LIFE IS GOING ON AND ON. AND THE TIDE OF RANDOM SKETYCH BF SEEMS TO BE LISTING. BUT DON'T WORRY IT WON'T BE SCRAPPED.

YOU SEEN the thing is that RSBF WAS CONCEIVED AT A TIME WHEN I DIDN'T HAV SO MANY """"VIRTUALL ONLINE, INTERNET"""" COMMITMENTS.

WHY JUST THE OTHER DAY I GOT TO THINKING HOW MANY EMAIL ACCOUNTS DO I HAVE NOW. TO BE REAL ,, LETS COUNT THEM

IIIII II

YES FOLKS THATS 7-- at least 7. WHY?? i don't know JUST HAPPEND. SO WHAT I AM SAYING IS THAT THE REALL FOCUS OF THE INTERNET (((RSBF)))))) SOMETIMES GETS OBXCURED. BUT HEY FOLKS, I'LL TRY TO FOCUS IF THE HUGE INTERNET AUDIENCE FANBASE OF RSBF FOCUSSESS TOOOO

RORORORKY

sorry LADIES

ROCKY is now officially married into holy holy matrimony!!! And so is Kojak, although not to each other .

Expect numerous posts where we reference "the wife"in the way of any great American male...

For now , let us celebrate the occasion~~~~!#@#U)(U

Extending the Home OUtside of the front door

ONe thing that makes a place more HOMEY is when people Set on their Porch. This gives the "Eyes on the street" and it makes sure that if and when that bad sh%$^$%t goes down then someone will see it. SEE me and KOJAK used to porch set in our college dorm and watch the hallway. But what I want to tell you about today is my new way of
X-TENDING_the HOME
The method goes like this. I get a COFFEe mug and take out. THEN i go outside of my home with this *IN home ITEM* and I take it to the nearvby coffee shop. Then I sayy

"FILL ER UP"!

and they do and usually charge me lesss (altho not today). Then I walk back with the coffee cup and it looks like I am still at home cuz I have a domestic item (((COFFFEEE CUP))). And people know:: HEY mi casa es SU casa.///.

ROCKY
&*()(*&^%$#@!

this blog will outlive google

Notes from EL TEMBLOR DE VIRGINIA:

"The first warnings of the earthquake may have occurred at the National Zoo, where officials said some animals seemed to feel it coming before people did. The red ruffed lemurs began “alarm calling” a full 15 minutes before the quake hit, zoo spokeswoman Pamela Baker-Masson said. In the Great Ape House, Iris, an orangutan, let out a guttural holler 10 seconds before keepers felt the quake. The flamingos huddled together in the water seconds before people felt the rumbling. The rheas got excited. And the hooded mergansers — a kind of duck — dashed for the safety of the water."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/earthquake-rattles-washington-area/2011/08/23/gIQATMOGZJ_story.html brought to you by kojak

The end of an era?

I saw a comment that someone posted on faceBOX the other day. Someone had gone to interview a famous Singer of Pop music. But they told the world via their status "update" this information and they DID NOT INCLUDE AN EXCLAMATION POINT. It was debated in the comments section as to wether this was the correct choice and ultimately it was deemed correct. So I wonder has the decade of 3rd case and the Exclamation mark been passed or are we still in it ?!?!?!?!

ROKCY

words that lookin weird if you look at them for a long time

Here is a word that looks weird if you look at it for a long time. Wait is it misspelled. What?! WIERD. It is

Stream

again:

Stream

Thank you for this report
Rocky

monocoastal but really bicoastal at heart

I recently received a querey about whether the RSBF boys can truly call themselves "Bi-coastal Talented Genius Individuals" now that kojak has relocated to the East coast........

Well let me answer you this: I may no longer phsyically embody the left coast but AT HEART I remain a bicoastal indivual.......Almost 10 years on that coast, MAN! , that will change you. You learn some more laid back ways and maybe a different style

Social Media

I may be--scratch that-- am-- getting a job doing social media. Thats right folks. Its going to pay for a Iphone so I can even post to RSBF from cellphone. My SKILLS of blogging has been established and RSBF finally paid off and got me a job

**HINT!!*** anyone can get a job doing social media if you got into the blog scene in 2004. What WHAT!!??

underground street cred= successss.

PS the social media position is DOing TWEETING FACEBOKING and you guessed it! Blogging__about plants. Thats right helping my FIANCE""""""" !

A NEW AND USEFUL POSTING

I want to create a LIst of all the good phrases to end an email with so that people can link to this post and have a resource. Please feel free to add this list as it will make it all the more greater. But I want these to be real, and what people really use, and not some fake crap you find in an ettiquette book--ROKCY

also included in this post is Another Bad piece of clip art, found on the internet.

THE LIST

all the best
my best
Bests
cheers
sincerely
regards
bye
see ya,
talk soon
ttyl
ciao
from,
peace out
Talk soon,
love
xo
big hug & talk soon!
------------UPDATE!!!!!!!!!! MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
A'ight chill
yours
looks like fun
thanks
thx
ok cool

Almost time to go back to the City where dreams are made of

here are my lyrics to that song

New yourk
concrete jungle where dreams are made of,
your life will feel brand new
Im talking bout New York!
The lights will inspire you,
and also Moshulu
Park--way!
The Lights will inspire you and take you to New York!
Its a place to expand you and make you feel brand new
Im talking bout new york

Looking forward to going home tomorrow nite
ROCky

PDXplorations

When suburbia returns to NATURE....at least temporarily......


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what my computer screeeen looks like

no joke, actual screen shot

just a random tidbit.........

from the NYT (the news source that now makes you PAY for the "truth" whereas at RSBF we bless you with the real TRUTH free of charge):

“I’m glad to see they’re trying to rein in Fannie Mae, but I think I’m being disproportionately penalized,” said Rayn Random

Rocky, have you been dabbling in real estate again using aliases again? Or is this Lil black back on the scene or even, god help us, RockiO?? I thought I told you that BUBBLE BURST! 9kojak9

Man's greatest discoveries

Old rockwell and I are in Portland.

We're hear to learn about proto-history. That is, the time before time, or the land before time (in non-animated form).

To do this, we're reading the seminal text "Our Old World Background" by Southworth & Southworth. Additionally, Portland offers many caveman-like characters on the streets.

Recent readings have included how man discovered Weapons:

"Quite early, man discovered that he could throw rocks and hurt animals at a distance. We do not know how he found this out. Perhaps one of the early men looked out of his cae and saw a saber-toothed tiger creeping up to kill him. In his fright, he knocked a rock loose, which bounded out and struck the tiger and stopped him. Surprised and hopeful, the man may have taken another rock and hurled it at the tiger. In this way, he learned the use of weapons."

and on how they discovered cooked meat:

"Perhaps the body of some wild animal they had caught fell into the fire and became partly roasted before they got it out again. Attracted by the pleasant odor of the meat, they tasted it and found it was good. Or perhaps some man who was more curious than the rest put a piece of meat in the fire just to see what the fire would do to it. At any rate,man learned that by means of fire he could make much of his food taste better."

After reading these passages, Mr. Rocky and I have been theorizing about what other inventions of man may have been influenced by saber tooth tigers. For example, perhaps early man was being chased by a saber tooth tiger into a glacial lake. At the moment that they arrived at the lake, the man skidded to a halt but the tiger slid out onto to the lake, kept afloat by the pontooning effect of its long teeth underneath it. In this way, may learned about the water ski.

PDX

HI! this might be the longest we have ever gone without a post. I think GOOOOOOGle is geeting angry because they want more information and want to link to other email and basically they want to EXPOSE top-secret agents KOJAK and ROCKY whose IDENTITIES have REMAINED SECRECT. to the world

I will be going to Portland OREGON in about a WEEK. FOR 1 MONTH of Northwesternly United States education. This is where they are going to make it up to us and "show us a good time" because as you know I have been "GOING TO SKOOL" without even being at school

ROCKYUIYIYIY




this guy comes up when you google portland

the COBRA

i nearly missed out on an important MEME until I was recently alerted to the NYC COBRA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~:<

it looks like the story is now over officially - but what is the REAL TRUTH?

will the next LAH walk be a tour through underground sewers like a SNAKE SLITHER???

ko/jack

advericement

If I had a company that made musical instruments, I came up with a good slogan for it:

Play one note and be happy for a thousand years

rky

follow up 2 the major life event

THe following city made kojak and cermak an OFFER THEY COULD NOT REFUSE........

Back on the scene

Whats up people! I have been schooling. Its been the end of the quarter. and not enuf time for blogging. but now all that is going to change. KEEP PAYING ATTENTION!

In the news: its raining today and I went to the research library all day. They saw my libes card and said. This is MAD OLDSCOOL and they took it and didn't hand it back and said I needed a new one and I didn't get to keep the old one even for SIGNIFICANCE!†¥ˆ••ªºç∆ç∆ç˚庺ª•´®å¬çø
ROKCY

culturally OR artistically significant

...............................rocky and kojak seem to be on a bit of a scholary / intellectual resurgence / convergence.

WE haven't done 2 much blogging lately but sometimes you have to allow the world to catch up with US. Example: the book called "You are not a gadget" and the music group "das racist" are highly influential and highly influenced by the styles pioneered here on this blog. Maybe rocky and I can discuss these things at the semi-quarterly meeting of the minds scheduled for PDX IN MAY as we continue to plan our agendas for global leadership?!

major life events upon the horizon

stay tuned readers for potentially life altering changes...from SEattle land of the BATTLE there may be a relocation to elsewhere in the nation...could be FRISCO AKA THE BAY AREA or DC AKA THE CAPITAL CITY OF YOUR COUNTRY...keep paying attention - K

went to see some THEATRE

and I saw this "scenery":

This was the best part of the whole play. The high emotional drama was a bit much at time but this picture is cool. If you can see it...

(KOJAK)

recent Honeycrisp

I got 2 HONEY CRISP APPPLES at the farmers market. They were CRISP. But one started to get A ROTTEN SPOT (no worms thanks!) But I just cut it out and Ate it. The summary of my long story is this. It is true: Honey Crisp Apples are Good.

Finally a new development. I also ate CRISPIN

Thank you for you time and patience. This has been the National News
Rocky

AND HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO KOJAK b=l8td

ACADEMIOLOGY??

Dear LONG TIME READER OF RSBFART which I am not in personal contact with, because you are A "FAN" and too intimidated to contact me on a personal basis. I have News for you. As you know several contribuors to this blog (I AM NOT NAMING NAMES BUT KOJAK and CERMAK) have recently graduated from the highest levels of school thinking and mastery no- PHDoctory of certain Subjects.
I am now following in their wise and smart footsteps. and have enroolled in TERTIARY (ie post undergraduate or Graduate Edutainment. I mean Edutation). THE POINT BEING I am interested in requesting from ALL PARTIES whatever characteristics you can tell me about how to be an academic. Seeing that I am now "a graduate Candidate" I want to ask the OLDE MAsters. How can I act smart? How do I talk and have people listen? How do I not say STUPIDNESS things. I like being stupid. And yet. I have to try to do acccomplishments of Brain in the ACADEMY.

QUESTION MARXXX. I bow down to your WIZDOMZ

Rocky boom Bocky

flying

My lady friend just got back from AFRICA AKA THE MOTHER LAND

it was mostly for work but you can not go to AFRICA without seeing some amazing animals. here is one of many amazing things she saw:

it really reminds me of a certain photo rocky took of a cat at a beach (if I had the hyper I would drop that on you here)

If you want to see all the other animals you might have to check f***book.

Me, I was busy working at home to make internet cash but next time I hope to visit this amazing land call AFRICA someday too

-kojak

2 Chops

I have a new USB KEY for storage of digital FILEs which i got as Gift.

it holds 8GB and I have named it Keychops. There was a Dinasaur I recall named Moschops. Now I will image google search the word KEYCHOPS and post the first picture

in other news does anyone know how to enable captions for pictures here?

ROOOOKY