I'd like to tell you about a little phenomenon that you might allready know about. Its called THE SEASONS and its in full effect yo. Do you remember back a few months ago when you were constatntly saying. GOD DING I WANT TO JEST BE SO HOT THAT I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE. I MEAN I WANT TO BE SO DAMN HOT. SO HOT I CAN'T EVEN GET UNDER MY SHEETS WITHOUT HAVING A PANIC ATTACK. YEAHHHHHH!! BRING IT ON.
Well NATURE brought it big time and you might want to start rethinking what you really want. I tell you what I want now. I WANT IT SO FREAKING COLD THAT YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE AND TRY TO EAT AN ICICLE AND IF YOU EVEN TOUCH IT, IT WILL CHILL YOU DOWN TO YOUR VERY FOUNDATION!! I want to eat icecream and walk in a freezing snowstorm with just a tshirt and shorts on. MAYBE GET LOST IN A SNOWDRIFT - WHO KNOWSSSS
I don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rocky
VERSION 17. bloGging since B4 adding pictures to blog posts was coOL!
Saturday, July 03, 2004
WHY ARE THRIFT-STORE CUSTOMERS SO FREAKING INSANE?
Man, let me tell you people:::::
I HAD ONE HELL OF A TIME TRYING TO GET THOUGHT THE CHECK-OUT AT GOODWILL TODAY.
Want to know what the problem was? It wasn't the Goodwill Industries staff, they are mostly good-natured hard-working immigrants who do a good job.
THE PROBLEM IS THE CUTOMERS. To explain my argument I will break down the clientel into 3 groups. The first is made up of normal people, the second two are problem creaters who CREATE ALL SORTS OF PROBLEMS!!
So hear are the types of people as I see it:
1. Folks who just want to pick up a t-shirt or two, or maybe a nicer shirt with a collar and some pants. Some of these people are TRENDY, some are JUST REGULAR....I really don't care who's who!
2. Insane people with like 10 MILLION RANDOM ITEMS IN THEIR SHOPPING CART. This woman in front of me was buying EVERYTHING FROM A BABY JESUS STATUE TO AN OLD BATHROBE!!!! Of course these random items never have a price tag and therefore it TAKES FOREVER TO CHECK-OUT !!!!
3. Thridly and worstly are the CHEAP-ASS BASTARDS WHO QUESTION EVERY FREAKING PRICE. They want to claim that the green tag item should actaully have a blue tag, etc. THERE WAS ONE GUY IN GOODWILL TODAY WHO I WANTED TO PUNCH IN THE FACE. He thought his wack ass china collection should be sold as set not by the piece. He asked to see the manager, who told him he was wrong (CUZ HE WAS!!!), then wanted to "SEE THE BOSS." This bastard woulnd't stop complaining and EVEN CLAIMED THAT "ALL GOODWILL WORKERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HANDICAPPED." What the hell dude? THAT IS COMPLETELY RANDOM AND TOTALLY ASININE!!
Well, in conclusion for today's blog I would like to say that JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT SHOPPING AT POLO RALPH LAUREN OR STRUCTURE DOESEN'T MEAN YOU SHOULN'T ACT LIKE A DECENT HUMAN BEING!!!!
until next time kids!!
-Kojak
I HAD ONE HELL OF A TIME TRYING TO GET THOUGHT THE CHECK-OUT AT GOODWILL TODAY.
Want to know what the problem was? It wasn't the Goodwill Industries staff, they are mostly good-natured hard-working immigrants who do a good job.
THE PROBLEM IS THE CUTOMERS. To explain my argument I will break down the clientel into 3 groups. The first is made up of normal people, the second two are problem creaters who CREATE ALL SORTS OF PROBLEMS!!
So hear are the types of people as I see it:
1. Folks who just want to pick up a t-shirt or two, or maybe a nicer shirt with a collar and some pants. Some of these people are TRENDY, some are JUST REGULAR....I really don't care who's who!
2. Insane people with like 10 MILLION RANDOM ITEMS IN THEIR SHOPPING CART. This woman in front of me was buying EVERYTHING FROM A BABY JESUS STATUE TO AN OLD BATHROBE!!!! Of course these random items never have a price tag and therefore it TAKES FOREVER TO CHECK-OUT !!!!
3. Thridly and worstly are the CHEAP-ASS BASTARDS WHO QUESTION EVERY FREAKING PRICE. They want to claim that the green tag item should actaully have a blue tag, etc. THERE WAS ONE GUY IN GOODWILL TODAY WHO I WANTED TO PUNCH IN THE FACE. He thought his wack ass china collection should be sold as set not by the piece. He asked to see the manager, who told him he was wrong (CUZ HE WAS!!!), then wanted to "SEE THE BOSS." This bastard woulnd't stop complaining and EVEN CLAIMED THAT "ALL GOODWILL WORKERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HANDICAPPED." What the hell dude? THAT IS COMPLETELY RANDOM AND TOTALLY ASININE!!
Well, in conclusion for today's blog I would like to say that JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT SHOPPING AT POLO RALPH LAUREN OR STRUCTURE DOESEN'T MEAN YOU SHOULN'T ACT LIKE A DECENT HUMAN BEING!!!!
until next time kids!!
-Kojak
Friday, July 02, 2004
I'M GONNA BLOG THE WORLD
FIRST OF ALL. I am sorry that it has been so long (ALMOST 2DAYZ) since I have last written an entry. I know that everyone is probably on the edge of there seats waiting for what BLOGMAN ROCKY has to say next. WELL here it is yall:
I'M GONNA BLOG THE WORLD. I just want to say something about how the readership of this blog better start expanding exponentially AND FAST, BECAUSE I NEED ATTENTION. BIG TIME!!!! I also want to see some more comments from people who I don't know who the hell they are (BYTHE WAY PEACE to alex for his rocking comment!!
I'm just saying that when a blog is successful BIG BIG BIG THINGS HAPPEN. ALWAYS!!!!! for example I think GOOGLE STARTED OUT AS A BLOG> and I think that STARBUCKS may have ALSO been a BLOG first!!!
Now one more little anecdote for you. I used to know someone that insisted that he came up with the word BLOG before the real BLOGS EVEN HIT THE STREETS.
Basically what he said was henceforth, and I quote! " A blog is a unit of cheese, somewhere between a log and a block. We say 'pass me a few blogs of cheese would you' and that would mean a few units of the cheese substance."
NOW I DON' T KNOW IF YOU BELEIVE THAT OUR NOT but you have to admit its an interesting state of affairs.
ROCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :@
I'M GONNA BLOG THE WORLD. I just want to say something about how the readership of this blog better start expanding exponentially AND FAST, BECAUSE I NEED ATTENTION. BIG TIME!!!! I also want to see some more comments from people who I don't know who the hell they are (BYTHE WAY PEACE to alex for his rocking comment!!
I'm just saying that when a blog is successful BIG BIG BIG THINGS HAPPEN. ALWAYS!!!!! for example I think GOOGLE STARTED OUT AS A BLOG> and I think that STARBUCKS may have ALSO been a BLOG first!!!
Now one more little anecdote for you. I used to know someone that insisted that he came up with the word BLOG before the real BLOGS EVEN HIT THE STREETS.
Basically what he said was henceforth, and I quote! " A blog is a unit of cheese, somewhere between a log and a block. We say 'pass me a few blogs of cheese would you' and that would mean a few units of the cheese substance."
NOW I DON' T KNOW IF YOU BELEIVE THAT OUR NOT but you have to admit its an interesting state of affairs.
ROCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :@
Thursday, July 01, 2004
People who hate Starbucks and Barns and Noble SUCK
I understand that "the man" is evil. He's unequivocally a bad dude. Hell, he's probably friends with Bush and stuff. But by god, the guy can make a fine cup of coffee.
Last week for instance, I went to Starbucks. I had an iced coffee that TOTALLY RULED. The week before, I went to a coffee shop that wasn't Starbucks and what do you know, THE COFFEE SUCKED.
There is something to be said for a place that can time after time deliver the goods. Let's take Barns and Noble for instance. Say what you will about how it's driving mom and pop book stores out of town. Tell me I'm part of the Devil's bookclub if you want. I say, FUCK YOU. Last time I tried to drink Starbuck's coffee and read books on cushy chairs at a mom and pops bookstore, I didn't, BECAUSE THEY DON'T SERVE STARBUCKS COFFEE OR HAVE CUSHY CHAIRS TO READY THEIR BOOKS ON FOR FREE.
I guess the bottom line is, people need to pick and choose their battles with a bit more discretion. Don't all you hippies remember a little thing I like to call the RAINFOREST?! Well unlike Starbucks Coffee and Barns and Noble Books, it's not getting any bigger. So GO SAVE IT.
p.s. my name is R. Pub, and I'm on the blog now. SO GET USED TO IT!
Last week for instance, I went to Starbucks. I had an iced coffee that TOTALLY RULED. The week before, I went to a coffee shop that wasn't Starbucks and what do you know, THE COFFEE SUCKED.
There is something to be said for a place that can time after time deliver the goods. Let's take Barns and Noble for instance. Say what you will about how it's driving mom and pop book stores out of town. Tell me I'm part of the Devil's bookclub if you want. I say, FUCK YOU. Last time I tried to drink Starbuck's coffee and read books on cushy chairs at a mom and pops bookstore, I didn't, BECAUSE THEY DON'T SERVE STARBUCKS COFFEE OR HAVE CUSHY CHAIRS TO READY THEIR BOOKS ON FOR FREE.
I guess the bottom line is, people need to pick and choose their battles with a bit more discretion. Don't all you hippies remember a little thing I like to call the RAINFOREST?! Well unlike Starbucks Coffee and Barns and Noble Books, it's not getting any bigger. So GO SAVE IT.
p.s. my name is R. Pub, and I'm on the blog now. SO GET USED TO IT!
STINKY TOFU
WOAH EVERYONE! SORRY TO GET SO EXTREME ON MY LAST POST!
Looking back, I might want to tone down the rhetoric and work on my grammar but I will be making no apologies here thank you very much.
You might have guessed from the title that I would be RANTING AGAINST HIPPIES on this one but alas no.
Actually I want to tell you about a TOTALLY RANDOM DISH I SAW ON THE MENU OF AN ASIAN RESTAURANT AND ATE in fact!!!
I suspected that this dish might be sketcky when I saw some random sybols next to it like a "thumbs up" sign and some smokestacks. Those of you who know me know that KOJAK WILL ALWAYS GO ATFER A CHALLENGE LIKE THIS in the form of asiatic cuisine.
Anyway, this was the worst tofu I have ever eaten!! :o !!
NO DUH! you might be saying but ALL I'M SAYING IS LIKE BEFORE: NO REGRETS YALL!!!
-Kojak
OH YEAH! I almost forgot, the best thing was spinning the stinky tofu around on the "lazy susan" so it would GET UP AND SMELL IN OTHER PEOPLE'S FACES!!
Looking back, I might want to tone down the rhetoric and work on my grammar but I will be making no apologies here thank you very much.
You might have guessed from the title that I would be RANTING AGAINST HIPPIES on this one but alas no.
Actually I want to tell you about a TOTALLY RANDOM DISH I SAW ON THE MENU OF AN ASIAN RESTAURANT AND ATE in fact!!!
I suspected that this dish might be sketcky when I saw some random sybols next to it like a "thumbs up" sign and some smokestacks. Those of you who know me know that KOJAK WILL ALWAYS GO ATFER A CHALLENGE LIKE THIS in the form of asiatic cuisine.
Anyway, this was the worst tofu I have ever eaten!! :o !!
NO DUH! you might be saying but ALL I'M SAYING IS LIKE BEFORE: NO REGRETS YALL!!!
-Kojak
OH YEAH! I almost forgot, the best thing was spinning the stinky tofu around on the "lazy susan" so it would GET UP AND SMELL IN OTHER PEOPLE'S FACES!!
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