ROCKIO IS BECOMING ENRAGED OLD TESTAMENT STYLE

ROCKIO (rocky's evil brother:me) IS BECOMING ENRAGED AT THE LACK OF POSTINGS. I FEAR A TERRIBLE FATE FOR RSBFART. LIGHTNING AND FLASHES MAY RAIN DOWN UPON WHAT WAS ONCE A BEAUTIFUL AND UTOPIAN LIKE ATMOSPHERE.

ITS GOING TO BE SOME NOAH'S ARK TYPE SHI*&^T. SOMEONE BETTER SHOW THAT THEY CARE OR RSBFART IS GOING TO BE EXPLODING IN A BALL OF FLASHES.

RSBFART WAS FOUNDED IN AN ATMOSPHERE OF THE FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION AND THE CONTRIBUTIONS BY THE COMMON MAN AND WOMAN TO THE CANNON OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION. DON'T IGNORE THIS WARNING LEST YE BE EXPOSED TO MANY FLASHES OF LIGHTE. MAY YE POSTERS OF RSBFART HEED MY WORD LEST THE ENTIRETY OF RSBFART FLASH AWAY TO HISSSSTORY

ROCKIO

WTF happened?

wtf happened to rsbfart? WHERE IS THE LOVE. Please People show your love in YOUR HEARTS by posting on this blog. OTHERWISE A TERRIBLE FATE WILL BEFALL YOU

ROCKIO

BIZZY like a BEE yo

I am Bizzy like aBee yo. Thats why u may have noticed that I didn't Lay down a dope blog recently. Well rest assured I didn't forget about RSBFART, I just neglected it HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AHAHAHAHAHJ^&$#*(^&*#$^(&

Just kidding ha ha. No really just kidding. But seriously folks whats up with all the haite mail i get these days: Here is a sample:

ROCKY WHY DON'T YOU USE ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME, I CAN BARELY READ THE WISHY WASHY CR(*&*&P YOU PUT UP THESE DAYS.
----SINGED A CONCERNED PARTY...

here is another one.

Dear rocky,

Whats up with you? Your alwasys doin all this talkin and you better step up to the plate YO.


JUST KIDDING AGIAN - those were FAKE letters - JUST VOICES FROM MY SUBCONCIOUS!!! HA HA&U$*(#&U*$#&*

rocky

change of the seasons~MYSTERY OF NATURE

whats up everyone???!!!??
If you haven't heard from DA CREW recently it probably beacuse we just had a MEGA-GET-TOGETHER at a secluded country house where we BLEW OFF SOME MAJOR STEAM. WE took a break from the blogging although some major BRAINFARTS did occur live in person. ALSO, we bought some totally random stuff at a garage sale::::
I got a badass drum machine, rocky got a rad elephant pin, the mystery lady was sporting some MOOSE EARS, and intoccabile was just like: "WHATEVER DUDES THAT"S SO RANDOM"

OKAY so one thing I've thought of lately are some unsolved MYSTERIES of summer that I've once again not solved this year. really its all about what types of food and drink are good for HEATING OR COOLING OFF YOUR BODY in the hot weather. All this then changes around in the COLD weather and perhaps, LIKE ME, your left wondering STILL.

So one major controversy is ICE POPS VS< HOT CHOCOLATE on a hot day. The smart ALEC always says hot chocolate will make you feel cooler but once again NO ONE has proven this too me this summer. From hear you can get into SPICY FOODS, like if eating a HABENERO will cool you off like in MEXICO. I'm not sure about this one either, but perhaps a SPICY ICE POP would offer the best of both worlds.

I'm gonna try and figure this out during INDIAN SUMMER ........

............Kojak*********∆∆∆∆∆∆¥¥¥¥¥˚˚˚˚˚˚¬¬¬¬¬¬¬

Laverne and SHirley type SH**T

YO!~

Did you ever want to WORK AT A FACTORY??? BBOOOOOYA!!!! I was working in an "assembly line" type situation today and yesterday. It was all about STAMPIN and STICKIN and LICKIN. thats what I'm talkin about!!

I like the factory situaition because, while your hands may be a workin, your mouth can be a flappin, and you MIND can be wandering free!! ABSOLUTE FREEDOM DE LA MENTE! maybe this is what marx was talking about when he said that "FACTORIES TOTALLY RULE"

I don't know about you, but i got a 5 day Ki**K A"S weekend comin up. Tadao, as soon as I step out of this factory I'm a gonna bust foot loose like the longest weekend you ever imagined when you WENT TO SKOOL. Its called a 5 day weekend!!! Holy lord what am I going to do with all of that time? :)--l---<

On a more philosophical note: I WONDER WHAT KOJAK IS DOING IN EASTERN EUROPE???
here is my wise advise for the day: "Treasure the Moments of Freedom and Disrespect the MoMents of Servitude"

r_o__c___k____y