All this talk about ALIENS makes me remember some of the "HI QUALITY"" conversations I had in the UnderGraduate Years of MY life. Seeing as how most of the people who read this blog are most likely on their SECONDARY OR TERTIARY Levels of schooling, these old conversations may seem like OLD NEWZ but let me assure you THEY are NOT. Lets talk for a moment about the possibility of creating a ROBOT COCKROACH, this is something that me and little Black were discussing the other day. In his professional opinion. ITS IM POSSI BLE. but I tend to dissagree. Now I am not talking about no Remote controlled Cockroach either, i mean a traditional metal transformer style cockroach. Well as you can allready tell from the copious amounts of scientific evidence I've given you that a debate like this COULD LAST 4 EVA. at least until we see robot cockroaches infesting our food supplies.
But Heres the more important questions::::::::::::::::::::Y R Peeps So concerned with other "intelligent" life. Lets talk for a while about the YEARS OF COMPETITION AND JEALOUSY that humans had with THE APES. or the ULTIMATE FEARthat people have that Alienz may or may not have allready infiltrated the govern,ment and are trying to continue a useless war with IRAQ. or perhaps that eerie way that dolphin will look at you whil you are Swiimming and then IT WILL ATTACK ESPECCIALLY IF YOU ARE PREGGARS OR OTHERWISE KNOCKED UP :)
So why then? GENERAL INSECURITY? pride and teh HOPE THAT if there was an INTERSPECIAL INTER-AUTONOUMOUS LIFE form Sack race between monkeys Dolphins, robot cockroaches, people and, aliensz. that SOME HOW *WILL Ferile* mite intervene and Help TOMMY LEE jonez create some sort of "Magic Sack" that would help us Cheat and Win. Thus showing all other autonoumous life and non life formz THAT OUI R THA BizEst
ROCKLY
VERSION 17. bloGging since B4 adding pictures to blog posts was coOL!
Tuesday, December 07, 2004
Monday, December 06, 2004
Whats your perspective on ALieN LiFe forMS?
I was reading a HIGHly enlightening "SA" about SPACE aliens from OTHER PLANETS. The more I think about it the more I think: "PEOPLE should consider this carefully in realtion to their DAILY LIVEs" - including all the details but this time maybe in a new PERSPECTIVE in light of something different. %~~~%% BASICALLY some thoughts 1 TIME 4 YOUR MIND.
I feel like EVERYONE thinks about the possiblility of an EXTRA_TERRESTRIAL VISITation by other INTELLIGENT BEINGS. But one person to the next, there might be differnet ways of thinking.
%%%%%%%%%%%let me explain%%%%%%%%
first of all you might think that OTHER PLANETS AND THEIR PEOPLE would B A GOOD OPPURTUnity to TRY TO B OUR BEST. For example, we might want to get along with each other so the ALIeNS think humans are a good species. And if that didn't work WE could always convcince the ALIENS that some of us a REASONABLE so we go and join the NEW SPECIES somewhere else and be RID of the worst problems of EARTh (For example SUN RA actually built a SPACESHIP 2 DO this(!)).
~````````````BUT~~~~there are others who ALWAYS think that its ALL about KILLING the aliens to make sure they don't ruin EARTH. Even though some might think that life here CAN REALLY SUCk (hello! doesn;t everyone sometimes!) it must be better than anything an OUTER SPACES SPECies could come up with. well I don't quite agree - I HAVEN"T seen any aliens but if THEY came here they MIGHT HAVE A DEEP KNOWLEDGE and new philosopies we could try out/ /
/// for example, did you know that the first INTERRACCIAL KISS on TV was instigated by the ALIENS OF STAR-TREK and it gave MLK alot of his ideas? Its true, they had the KNOWLEDGE to stand up 2 the system
%) <- what an alien happyface looks like
-KOJAK
I feel like EVERYONE thinks about the possiblility of an EXTRA_TERRESTRIAL VISITation by other INTELLIGENT BEINGS. But one person to the next, there might be differnet ways of thinking.
%%%%%%%%%%%let me explain%%%%%%%%
first of all you might think that OTHER PLANETS AND THEIR PEOPLE would B A GOOD OPPURTUnity to TRY TO B OUR BEST. For example, we might want to get along with each other so the ALIeNS think humans are a good species. And if that didn't work WE could always convcince the ALIENS that some of us a REASONABLE so we go and join the NEW SPECIES somewhere else and be RID of the worst problems of EARTh (For example SUN RA actually built a SPACESHIP 2 DO this(!)).
~````````````BUT~~~~there are others who ALWAYS think that its ALL about KILLING the aliens to make sure they don't ruin EARTH. Even though some might think that life here CAN REALLY SUCk (hello! doesn;t everyone sometimes!) it must be better than anything an OUTER SPACES SPECies could come up with. well I don't quite agree - I HAVEN"T seen any aliens but if THEY came here they MIGHT HAVE A DEEP KNOWLEDGE and new philosopies we could try out/ /
/// for example, did you know that the first INTERRACCIAL KISS on TV was instigated by the ALIENS OF STAR-TREK and it gave MLK alot of his ideas? Its true, they had the KNOWLEDGE to stand up 2 the system
%) <- what an alien happyface looks like
-KOJAK
Soccer Ball CompanionSHIP
JUST YESTERDAY, me and Mr. SoccerBall spent more time together than we have in a long time. Its good to get in touch with some OLd Friends, Like Mr. SoccerBall and LITTLE BLACK who is out from San Fran. Let me just DEtail A bit of teh action that Mr. Soccerball was able to experience Just yesterday.
He woke up around 5:15 AM and had to just sit around and WAIT there for me and LITTLE BLACK to get up (AAROUND 11A) SO I M pretty shure he was really bored, and then he had to wait EVEN MORE, while some stuf went down like EATING BANANA PANCAKES AND UNLOADING A BRAND SPANKING NEW DONATED PINPONGTABLE ON THE STREET. after all taht was done, Mr. SoccerBall was ready. First what happened was Mr. ROomate kicked Mr. Soccerball FULL FORCE INTO THE FRONT DOOR. he bounced back and slammed a chair OK just warmin up! now its time for ROCky and Mr Roomate to try to distract LITTLE BLACK while he is tryin 2 talk on his cell phone by kicking Mr. SB into each other NOTE: A NARROW CLOSE CALL FOR A BEAUTIFULL CAT FOOD DISH AND MUCH FLYIING INSIDE. Allrite lets Go outside.
So now we are going to the park. its about a good 20 blocks away. And I AM talking new York City Blocks. So we dribbled and kicked Mr. SB all the Way THERE.RUNNING UP TEH STREET !! OFF OF BUILDINGS WHAM!!!! INTO CARS POW tHRU INTERSECTIONS, we didin't EVEN stop to look for Traffik !!!! F(*k it they can get our of OUR way Right MR. SOCCERBALL?? rite. Then POW I kicked Mr. SB High into the Sky and he bounced off of a wall (boink) and then BANG landed on the roof of a cheesy little square car inside of which a little old lady was sitting. She made a SPASMODIC GESTURE like there was BEE IN HER UNDERWEAR and them She opened the door of her car and said ""WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU??" but we were allready .5 blocks away running with Mr SB. finally got to the park and met upwith others.
NOW mr SoccerBall got to do a little Lo Key RELAXATION IN THE FORM OF HACKY SACK STYLE JUGGLING btw Logan (the great writer) and "M_stylin" (the great philosopher) was there. then we took Mr SB out to food and THEN We decided he was AS COOL AS A PERSON so we decided to take him to "THE HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS" in which there were flying beans, flying dirt clods, flying swords, flying people, and yes FLYING SOCCERBALLZ!!!!!#$^&@*$ (JK). I was so excited to be watching this film that I kept bounicing Mr. SoccerBall off the back of the head of the guy that was sitting in front of me. JustK again GOD!
then we took him to a bar where he LOOKED OUT OF A WINDOW onto the city B_low. FINALLY he was tired and I took 2 my work where he sits TO THIS DAY. I think He may still B tired
rocky
He woke up around 5:15 AM and had to just sit around and WAIT there for me and LITTLE BLACK to get up (AAROUND 11A) SO I M pretty shure he was really bored, and then he had to wait EVEN MORE, while some stuf went down like EATING BANANA PANCAKES AND UNLOADING A BRAND SPANKING NEW DONATED PINPONGTABLE ON THE STREET. after all taht was done, Mr. SoccerBall was ready. First what happened was Mr. ROomate kicked Mr. Soccerball FULL FORCE INTO THE FRONT DOOR. he bounced back and slammed a chair OK just warmin up! now its time for ROCky and Mr Roomate to try to distract LITTLE BLACK while he is tryin 2 talk on his cell phone by kicking Mr. SB into each other NOTE: A NARROW CLOSE CALL FOR A BEAUTIFULL CAT FOOD DISH AND MUCH FLYIING INSIDE. Allrite lets Go outside.
So now we are going to the park. its about a good 20 blocks away. And I AM talking new York City Blocks. So we dribbled and kicked Mr. SB all the Way THERE.RUNNING UP TEH STREET !! OFF OF BUILDINGS WHAM!!!! INTO CARS POW tHRU INTERSECTIONS, we didin't EVEN stop to look for Traffik !!!! F(*k it they can get our of OUR way Right MR. SOCCERBALL?? rite. Then POW I kicked Mr. SB High into the Sky and he bounced off of a wall (boink) and then BANG landed on the roof of a cheesy little square car inside of which a little old lady was sitting. She made a SPASMODIC GESTURE like there was BEE IN HER UNDERWEAR and them She opened the door of her car and said ""WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU??" but we were allready .5 blocks away running with Mr SB. finally got to the park and met upwith others.
NOW mr SoccerBall got to do a little Lo Key RELAXATION IN THE FORM OF HACKY SACK STYLE JUGGLING btw Logan (the great writer) and "M_stylin" (the great philosopher) was there. then we took Mr SB out to food and THEN We decided he was AS COOL AS A PERSON so we decided to take him to "THE HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS" in which there were flying beans, flying dirt clods, flying swords, flying people, and yes FLYING SOCCERBALLZ!!!!!#$^&@*$ (JK). I was so excited to be watching this film that I kept bounicing Mr. SoccerBall off the back of the head of the guy that was sitting in front of me. JustK again GOD!
then we took him to a bar where he LOOKED OUT OF A WINDOW onto the city B_low. FINALLY he was tired and I took 2 my work where he sits TO THIS DAY. I think He may still B tired
rocky
Friday, December 03, 2004
SpiRalz of inSANiTiy)_(
What UP?
man do you ever go into SPIRALZ OF INSANITY?? What I am talking about specificallly is the folloWING: say (just HYPOTHETICSALLY) not reality OK> say that you are saying goodbye to someone and you are feeling a bit miffed. Like maybe you aren't totally satisfied with the way that goodbye went and then, say you are at a party. and then you are like Well i will just go out and try to find that person again and say goodbye again AND THIS TIME IT WILL BE BETTER@ but then BIG SURPRISE!!! you can't find them. so you decide to, say, just give them a call at, say 2 in the morning, to tell them JEE that was a wacky goodbye we just had. SO you call, and they don't pick up, and then you are thinking, maybe they just didn't pik up so you call again. NOW ITS 2 IN THE MORNING AND YOU JSUT CALLED SOMEONE 2X AND they didn't pk up. Can't be a good thing. So you are so preoccupied with it that you decide to maybe call them up at 835 am the next morning, GOOD IDEA??? i think no. Cuz they are obviosly sleeping. Now imagine this, they pik up the phone and hang up.OOF what the hell do you do now, all becuz you were feeling a bit miffed. kind of silly rite? today moral and life lesson?? You know what I cant tell you cuz I don't know how that 'HYPPOTHETICAL' ;I SItuation ends.... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
rockuy
man do you ever go into SPIRALZ OF INSANITY?? What I am talking about specificallly is the folloWING: say (just HYPOTHETICSALLY) not reality OK> say that you are saying goodbye to someone and you are feeling a bit miffed. Like maybe you aren't totally satisfied with the way that goodbye went and then, say you are at a party. and then you are like Well i will just go out and try to find that person again and say goodbye again AND THIS TIME IT WILL BE BETTER@ but then BIG SURPRISE!!! you can't find them. so you decide to, say, just give them a call at, say 2 in the morning, to tell them JEE that was a wacky goodbye we just had. SO you call, and they don't pick up, and then you are thinking, maybe they just didn't pik up so you call again. NOW ITS 2 IN THE MORNING AND YOU JSUT CALLED SOMEONE 2X AND they didn't pk up. Can't be a good thing. So you are so preoccupied with it that you decide to maybe call them up at 835 am the next morning, GOOD IDEA??? i think no. Cuz they are obviosly sleeping. Now imagine this, they pik up the phone and hang up.OOF what the hell do you do now, all becuz you were feeling a bit miffed. kind of silly rite? today moral and life lesson?? You know what I cant tell you cuz I don't know how that 'HYPPOTHETICAL' ;I SItuation ends.... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
rockuy
Wednesday, December 01, 2004
Rx Rx ~~medecine - sometimes in WORKS!
IF U havent't heard from ME in a while::::MAY-B ITS CUZ MY HEAD FELT LIKE IT WAS going 2 EXPLODE
<($#%$#^%& :( >
U know how sometimes in an airplane you Prentend 2 B chewing GUM (or maybe really chew some JUICY_FUIT!!) to try to ""POP YOU"RE EARS"". I did that when "JETTING" around the country over THNXGIVIN but it totally did'nt work.
NO what????? My HEAD got somehow infected - maybe with POISONOUS AIR from other passengers - and it really SUX.
HAve U heard of the so called "GERM THEORY OF DISEASE" ???? - probably yes, but you might not want to believe in it too much! ALSO DO U believe in the SCIENTIFICAL power of MODERN medicine??? I think the SAME APPLIES - 4 example don;t believe the hype about """do you ever feel unhappy? - WELL WE HAVE A PRODUCT FOR YOU"" In light of current events its totally obvious that MEDICAL MARIJUANA is only illegal cuz U can grow it yourself 4 FREE!!!
But back to my own issues I took a PILL and I feel ""PRETTY GOOD"" - now I am once agian a productive memeber of the BLOGGING COMMUNITY and society as a whole................
remember: feeling bad sometimes is a part of NATURE!! (my wise grandpa told me this)
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<($#%$#^%& :( >
U know how sometimes in an airplane you Prentend 2 B chewing GUM (or maybe really chew some JUICY_FUIT!!) to try to ""POP YOU"RE EARS"". I did that when "JETTING" around the country over THNXGIVIN but it totally did'nt work.
NO what????? My HEAD got somehow infected - maybe with POISONOUS AIR from other passengers - and it really SUX.
HAve U heard of the so called "GERM THEORY OF DISEASE" ???? - probably yes, but you might not want to believe in it too much! ALSO DO U believe in the SCIENTIFICAL power of MODERN medicine??? I think the SAME APPLIES - 4 example don;t believe the hype about """do you ever feel unhappy? - WELL WE HAVE A PRODUCT FOR YOU"" In light of current events its totally obvious that MEDICAL MARIJUANA is only illegal cuz U can grow it yourself 4 FREE!!!
But back to my own issues I took a PILL and I feel ""PRETTY GOOD"" - now I am once agian a productive memeber of the BLOGGING COMMUNITY and society as a whole................
remember: feeling bad sometimes is a part of NATURE!! (my wise grandpa told me this)
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@kojak
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