I've said it before and I will say it again

My new fave thing to talk about is how I fell down the stairs the other nite. Many of you who know me in REaL life know that I love to mention this, and now to the online world on must know:

I'VE SAID IF B4 AND I WILL MOST DEFINTELY SAY IT AGAIN AND AGAIN - I JUST CAN'T BELEIVE HOW I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS THE OTHER NITE. See I was just booking it down 5 flites of marble stairs (that someone had spilt beer on) after a good solid 4 hours of drinking and SoMEHOW i managed to slip. I slammed 1. My right elbow, 2. My left elbow, 3. my knee, 4, My ass, 5. my ankle GOT SWOLLED UP. This dude saw me "take the spill". so I just popped up right away (to avoid xtra embarrasments)
Let me tell you folx. I am paying for that folly with some slight discomforts 2 this DAY. Like my ass, IT STILL HURTS 2 SIT ON. So i have decided a solution. Fat implants on the BUTTTTTTTTTTT, I would have bounced down to the bottom landing like a happy little cloud )()(0000)9

rocky

Superpower UPDATE

Now that the weekend is over, its time to tell stories, and TEL STORIES I SHAL.

1st on the agenda today: I took part in a very important rectangular table discussion about superpowers. (i.e. flying vs invisibility) NOW some people were say8ing that if you want to fly you are a

DO- GOOODER

and if you want to be invisible you are an


EVIL-DOer

I am not sure that is 100% gods honest truth, but it IS an interesting view point to have> at any rate, lets get bak to the debate about superpowers. This is my take on it. I would have to say that, for Me ROCKY, its important to include BREATING UNDERWATER to the former superpowers. For me, its important to have that choice. Cuz its really somedthing i always wanted. So what does that make me on the good------evil specitrum.

HOW about>>>>>>>a Scientist!! with no moral affiliations???OK!!

rocky

""mind the munchkins""

I was just walking across the univeristy campus where I work and that phrase ("title") just popped in to my head. KNOW Y??? : I saw a bunch of little kids possibly FIELD-TRIPPED_out waking along led by some BIG PEOPLE (what a lot of kids call adults). It was nice and sunny out and I thought how nice kind of like a chocolate factory tour AKA oompa-loompas. Then I thoght about BRITISH people and how they sometimes say: "mind the gap" whatever the hell that means.

This was a lot better than something I encountered the other day that reminded me of a saying that all kids know: "COPS SUK." Some of my fellow citizens were given a JAYWALKing warning. HOW LAME ---- "whatever cop!" I might say since some of you know one of aliases is J-WOK.

In anycase, I'm now reminded of a really profound saying that goes; "don;t mind the mind"...........

kjk

APPRECIATION FOR THE SIMPLEST VIDEO GAME IN ALL OF HISTORY - EVER

and this video game still exists. And I Stil Play It. DO U BEELEEVE ME?? doesn't matter if you don't cuz i am true to this.
The game= "Falling Numbers". and its on my phone. Its really just the thing to pass the time away when you wait for a train or have to sit around without a book or without any interesting people

This is what happens in the game. you select the name: Falling numbers, and then it says on the screen FALLING NUMBERS. you brace yourself for EXTREME EXCITEMENT and pretty soon: guess what: THE NUMBERS THEY ARE A FALLIN. and you better start to pressin the correspondin numbers on the 'touch pad' to advance. Woooeee talk about mind blowin excitement. If you are skilled enough to reach level 2 you will notice that those numbers are fallin faster and more plentiful, raising the stakes in score and in danger. If you are that commonly unlucky person that misses a number before it hits the ground you get a little explosion. it looks like this: -*- except not as comlex graphically. If you are playing on MY PHOne - you probably won't get a hi score cuz I RULE SO HARD AT THE GAME allready. but if you were too get a hi score you may enter 3 letters (initials?)

ROK

the end of the night, a FEW WORDS

High friends.
today seemed to be a pretty positive day. I just got home and figured it would be a good idea to write to rsbf in after vistiing the BBBBAr. My wonderance tonite of most relavance is henceforth: did i eat enuf food for the stomach? Hmmm grummmble, frummble. Tonite i went to a going away party. When I go away, this is my thought - i am not going to have a going away party, I am going to have a few minor parties or just seeing peoples several daz B4 i got away. I dono. Its a lot of pressure. It seems to be warm enuf to ride a bike for a minute. I certainly will not wait until the bontiful beautiful spring to brave the streets and challenge the cars for supremacy

If David Stroganoff reads this anymore, this may be of interest to him. I just wanted to say: my favorite month of the year would really have to be Bristallister. Its great, the cold weather breaks, the sun peaks its head out, and there is free bubble gun and whole wheat bread passed out on the street everyday. I LOVE THAT SEASON
rocky