Wednesday, February 23, 2005

all about I-Lands

for those of U who know me well don't you agree that its amazing I haven,t blogged more about GEOGRAPHY????
All thats about to change due 2 a RAd link sent along to me courtesy of cermak. Its basically all about islands and also a little bit about some things that people thought were islands but in fact are not.

HEy all U EASTCOAST a-holes, What do you think has more people Long Island (aka STRONG ISLAND) or manhattan??
.....() OK well how about HONG KONG?
alternativelly what do you think is the most DESERTED ISLAND IN THE WORLD?

MOst surpising 2 me: have you ever heard of a TRIPLE ISLAND??? I want to go to one. ITS an island in a lake on an island in a lake on a island in the OCEAN!!!
what if one of the islands was a TURTLE??? ha ha ha ;) ( in fact its NOT)

anyhoo check out the site and know 1 more piece of TRUTH: http://users.erols.com/jcalder/index.html

kojak (can someone teach me a palm tree on a tropical island emoticon please!)

Sunday, February 20, 2005

THis Headache is givin me a BIG HEADACHE

I can't stand havin a damn headache. Even the slightest headache really gits under my skin SO 2 SPEAK. If I had migraines, or, conversely, if I was a Migraine sufferer, I WOULD DIE. The other thing is that I can not stand to take "TYLENOL" or ADVIL" or other fake-ass drugz. I don't play around with The big drug Companies and their DEVIOUS STRATEGIES. They say, sure we will fix your headache in x-change for YOUR SOUL> ha ah ahaha aha ahHAHAHAH HA HA :(----- One other thing on the subject of some Jacked up drug store merchandise: If you are a guy, I got a question 4u: did you ever try OLDSPICE? If you haven't DO NOT and if you did you know how much IT SUX. I put some on the other day ( i really loaded it on, bcuz i was so happy to have a new flavor of deodorant) and then i threw my jacket on and set off to the train. A few steps out the door I noticed a scratching pheomenon under my arms. THEY ITCHED LIKE KUH RAZY! for a while. so I can stand that 4 a while BUT then i got back and took off my jacket. I noticed some weird smell in the house- like some crzy wacky potpourri stench. I was asking Mr. roomate - YO what the hell did you do to this place - it stinks like a MoF*kn rose in here. And then i had a horrible horrible horrible realization. It was I who stank like a rose, I smelt like an old woman. CHUKE MY BRAINS OUT. I think its a known fact that old spice, despite its masculine name (like it was some freaking spice on a damn pirate ship - some cool scent that someone got out of some old skool wooden barrel) it is the WORST deodorant you can buy on the market Do NOT F*K around with this substance 4 your own good

ROCKY "Consumer Reports" Dynamic

Friday, February 18, 2005

feelin good................

Solve this logical, PRECISE eqaution and know what's up:

(nice WEATHEr - (not sick anymore AT ALL!!( =0 ))^(TGIF - urkel) =?????

kojak

Thursday, February 17, 2005

work ethics

so i am sitting here in my workstudy job and i have to go to the mail room which i am a little tipsy bout bcuz thers a guy who works there who i gave a valentine to. and he said he'd call bu'ts been two days n he hasn't. but so i learned on the show sex in the city that if a guy doesnt immediatly jump on the opp. to hang with you then he is "just not that into you". well who knows. plus i decided that astrology is not that good cuz it has bgiven me reasons to doubt myself of which i need no more --- HEAR ME STARS!!!! --.
so i guess i will just have to go through it and let any uncertainty disolve itself in the Pas ss AGE OF time. i'll let y'all know
i KEEP SAYing sita-P, you are smarter tthan all of this. but i have determined that we can only be smart some of the time and the rest of the time our clothes may have to be mismatched for fear of over-zealous matching.
S. pants

work ethics