what have i been doing this past week?

What have I been doing? I don't know. I haven't been "WORKING"
what have I been doing? I don't know. I gaven't been "WORKING"
what have I been doing? I don't kgow. I haven't been "WORKIGG"
what have g been doing? I don'g kggw. I haven'g beeg "GORKING"
what havg g geeg dging? I dog'g gggw. G haveg'g gegg "GORGGIG"
ghag gagg g gggg ggigg? G ggg'g gggg. G gggeg'g gggg "GORGGGG"
gggg gfffffffffffffff-r

free range rocky

so I've been reading this great new book about ridic-U-los all the food we eat really is...basically most everything is just RECOMBOBULTED lo-grade corn from IOWA melted down in one huge factory .

Except for "ORGANIC" is maybe a little better...."MAYBE!" A lot of it is actually just fancy packages with nice stories.
For example here's one that might shock n/ amaze:

"Hi i'm a free range chicken and I had a good life before I you bought me. You can even call me by name, it's Rocky." (gasp)

That would be really scary if it were not TOTALLY MADE UP - not by me but by the corporate execs making $$. You see there are 1000's of chickens with that same name and they never actually go outside. Supposedly they could but they are engineered to be too dumbe to even try!!!

This is not a metaphor about the real rocky. It doesn;t relate to him at all. The whole point is that it is a FAKE_ASS coincidence!!

-kojak

New Yorkers are Ganging Up On ME

I try to keep up with "THE NEW YORKER" not like to keep up with the Joneses. But the actual magazine THE NEW YORKER. they are stacking up on me like pile of toads from biblical proportionate times. No sooner to I look at the opening section and realize the """CURRENT EVENTS"""" looked cool but are long gone than i realized there are 2 more new yorkers in my mailbox. This is what I call Inundation of biblical proportionates. Much like the Grasshoppers of days of yore. REMEBER! there was a swarm of LITRALLY TRILLIONS of ye grasshoppers that crossed the united states in the late 1800s and caused wreaks of havoc.
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goodbye
rokcy

WHERE THE BUTTSKERS IS EVEYONE?

Now y'all, I know you are suffering from serious travesty of winter - because it is basically summer and all you can think about it is the temperature - but doggone it I have only been in the work force less than 5 thirds of a year and I have already said - ok its over. It is all OVER. But now the tree is growing.

So anyways I guess all yall dont post to RSBfart now that it is late september and padle badl is over. Well let me say to you that it will be back. - likewise you again must come to post to the pink pages of wiz-dum.

WHat else, I heAR THE service industry is the latest solution for preventative landfill healing.

What else, next drink to serve to your girl is vanilla stoli's with ginger ale and a cherry.

Other than that you better STAY IN SCHOOL

Sita pants

Ernesto causes Instantaneous winter

Remember the movie THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW??? WELL ITS REAL ITS ALL REAL AND NOT JUST CUZ ALL GORE SAID SO ITS *******ACTUALLY___++++++HAPPENING +++***IIINNNNN NNNEWW YOURKKK. Just cuz labour day weekend is supposed to signal the end of summer? and not more white clothing? NOW INSTANT FREEZATION has TAKEN THE NATION. ITS ALL THANKS TO A LITTLE hurricane I like to call

_+_+_+ENROTSO++__+####

we are in a tropical depression see? not a tropical storm not a hurricane. BUT i fear this tropical DEpression will turn to tropical REpression and even tropical RECESSION by which the economy of summer will be Wrecked and irrevocably destroyed for an entire SEASON.

WATCH OUT FOR ENTROSO

rocky