Friday, October 28, 2011

remember when I busted that rhyme?


way back when rocky and kojak were coinhabiting Chi town...I (kojak) thought it was funny to say stuff like " POP OFF DA GUN" (aka shooting) and joke about how that sounded like POPOV wodka.

""Original talented genius material"" I know

well recently I was listening to some so-called hipster-hop and I heard a rhyme about how he would make a gun "Pop-off while drinking that Popov" ....hmmmm...

ALso in art imitates life news I heard another new song with hipster credentials called "Santa FE" and I think it is fact about Santa FE. Well it turns out I had just BEEN THERE y'all!

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

What "the wife" wants me to do

HI ITS ROCKY AND YOU HAVE YOU HAVE SEEN ME GO THROUGH MANY CHANGES OF LIFE AND NOW AS IT WAS EXPLAINED IN THE LAST POST BOTH ME AND KOJAK HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED ON SEPARATE OCCASIONS AND TO SEPARATE PEOPLE.

NOW AS YOU SEE LIFE IS GOING ON AND ON. AND THE TIDE OF RANDOM SKETYCH BF SEEMS TO BE LISTING. BUT DON'T WORRY IT WON'T BE SCRAPPED.

YOU SEEN the thing is that RSBF WAS CONCEIVED AT A TIME WHEN I DIDN'T HAV SO MANY """"VIRTUALL ONLINE, INTERNET"""" COMMITMENTS.

WHY JUST THE OTHER DAY I GOT TO THINKING HOW MANY EMAIL ACCOUNTS DO I HAVE NOW. TO BE REAL ,, LETS COUNT THEM

IIIII II

YES FOLKS THATS 7-- at least 7. WHY?? i don't know JUST HAPPEND. SO WHAT I AM SAYING IS THAT THE REALL FOCUS OF THE INTERNET (((RSBF)))))) SOMETIMES GETS OBXCURED. BUT HEY FOLKS, I'LL TRY TO FOCUS IF THE HUGE INTERNET AUDIENCE FANBASE OF RSBF FOCUSSESS TOOOO

RORORORKY

Tuesday, October 04, 2011

sorry LADIES

ROCKY is now officially married into holy holy matrimony!!! And so is Kojak, although not to each other .

Expect numerous posts where we reference "the wife"in the way of any great American male...

For now , let us celebrate the occasion~~~~!#@#U)(U

Saturday, September 03, 2011

Extending the Home OUtside of the front door


ONe thing that makes a place more HOMEY is when people Set on their Porch. This gives the "Eyes on the street" and it makes sure that if and when that bad sh%$^$%t goes down then someone will see it. SEE me and KOJAK used to porch set in our college dorm and watch the hallway. But what I want to tell you about today is my new way of
X-TENDING_the HOME
The method goes like this. I get a COFFEe mug and take out. THEN i go outside of my home with this *IN home ITEM* and I take it to the nearvby coffee shop. Then I sayy

"FILL ER UP"!

and they do and usually charge me lesss (altho not today). Then I walk back with the coffee cup and it looks like I am still at home cuz I have a domestic item (((COFFFEEE CUP))). And people know:: HEY mi casa es SU casa.///.

ROCKY
&*()(*&^%$#@!

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

this blog will outlive google

Notes from EL TEMBLOR DE VIRGINIA:

"The first warnings of the earthquake may have occurred at the National Zoo, where officials said some animals seemed to feel it coming before people did. The red ruffed lemurs began “alarm calling” a full 15 minutes before the quake hit, zoo spokeswoman Pamela Baker-Masson said. In the Great Ape House, Iris, an orangutan, let out a guttural holler 10 seconds before keepers felt the quake. The flamingos huddled together in the water seconds before people felt the rumbling. The rheas got excited. And the hooded mergansers — a kind of duck — dashed for the safety of the water."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/earthquake-rattles-washington-area/2011/08/23/gIQATMOGZJ_story.html brought to you by kojak