Dear audience of thousands of enrapted readers that hangs on Rocky's every word. This is his secretary that does all of his typing for him. I am tired of expending so much energy on making all sorts of crazy capital letters in the middle of sentences. I am tired of Rocky pacing back and forth behind me as he dictates his entries telling me, "Make that all capital letters! Put more emphasis on that last thought! Do you have anything more hard hitting than the regular capital letters?" I decided to indulge Rocky on one last run on sentence, so here it is
I M also Going to be talking A Brake from cyberspace. !! . Since my secretary "JOSEPHINA""""" is making me SLOOOOOWW DOOOOWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN I am going to go back to REALTIY ..AND I HAVE SOME HI" HOPEZZZZZ so DONT" CRY 4 ME argentina <<< I will B BAK IN a while,,, I leave this BBBBLLLOOOGG IN THE HANDS OF MY competnent partners OF crime. WORD_____ I M OFF 2 STUDY RE AL ITY
PEACE ROCKY
my wishes of peace for you all as well,
Rocky's previously unknown and transparent secretary: Josephina.
VERSION 17. bloGging since B4 adding pictures to blog posts was coOL!
Saturday, January 08, 2005
Friday, January 07, 2005
NEW STYLE
here's a new style I found BURIED IN THE VAULTS ON THE NATIONAL ARCHIVEs in washington DC. I think it suggests the old days, like when they made the CONSTITUTIOnnnn== and people told the TRUTH!!!
ALSO, i think it is still good 4 CYBERSPACE........
but what do UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU think?
kojak
ALSO, i think it is still good 4 CYBERSPACE........
but what do UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU think?
kojak
Mentally disturbed shower
You know I really don't care if no one comments on my incredible "listed" story. That's fine. But what really makes me crazy is things in my actual life going wrong. Like for instance this morning's shower - AN UTTER DISASTER - JUST LIKE EVERYDAY. 2 reasons for the disaster.
1. Large cat in the way
2. schizophrenicly confused shower mechanism.
_I think that the first reason is pretty much self explanatory, so let me just elaborate a bit on the dysfuncional shower. I get in the shower and turn it on and its REALLY HOT, too hot actually so a try to temper the temperature just a bit with some, how you say, COLD WATER. So upon turning the valve for coldness, the whole shower gets COLD COLD COLD FREEXING. so OMG i have to get out of the way and try to like sneak around the stream to turn on the hot again.
Then its like this bnf (bnf) that is a new web expression for 'back and forth'). I shit you KNOT IT TAKES FREAKING 5 WHOLE MINUTES TO GET THE SHOWER TO THE RITE TEMP IN THE MORNING.
Life lesson: Set your alarm earlier, a few hours before you get up and just hit the snooze 20 times so you can get ready for the day in your mind, in a half dream state. I bet you are wondering Y is rocky devoting so much time to writing in this online journal? Becuase there is NOTHING i repeat NOTHING going on at my job.
rokuy
1. Large cat in the way
2. schizophrenicly confused shower mechanism.
_I think that the first reason is pretty much self explanatory, so let me just elaborate a bit on the dysfuncional shower. I get in the shower and turn it on and its REALLY HOT, too hot actually so a try to temper the temperature just a bit with some, how you say, COLD WATER. So upon turning the valve for coldness, the whole shower gets COLD COLD COLD FREEXING. so OMG i have to get out of the way and try to like sneak around the stream to turn on the hot again.
Then its like this bnf (bnf) that is a new web expression for 'back and forth'). I shit you KNOT IT TAKES FREAKING 5 WHOLE MINUTES TO GET THE SHOWER TO THE RITE TEMP IN THE MORNING.
Life lesson: Set your alarm earlier, a few hours before you get up and just hit the snooze 20 times so you can get ready for the day in your mind, in a half dream state. I bet you are wondering Y is rocky devoting so much time to writing in this online journal? Becuase there is NOTHING i repeat NOTHING going on at my job.
rokuy
Thursday, January 06, 2005
Climb higher into the sky and go take it out on someone ELSE
OK I am gonna lay it down for you STRAIGHT DOPE: I got jipped bigT the other day by what most people call the "weather".
I will walk you thru it (Much like I had to walk thru it) step by step in the traditional ways of 2005:
--------------------------------------------------__---------------------------------
1. Its raining ALL DAY. Rocky (myself) thinks to himself (me), "Uu it looks bad out there, thank the powers beyond my control that I remembered my UMbrella"
2. Go outside and its raining still and EVEN COLDER THAN MORNING TIME
3. Ok here is where it gets Interesting__
4. While we are eating it starts (get ready 4 this) S_NOW_IN_G.
4.5 and I am talking about nice big flakes of snow
5. go to a movie
6. go outside again. and
7. (5) frowning faces of sadness :( :( :( :( :(
8/ its raining again and EVEN colder.
9. Now here is where my LUCK (if you can call it that) begins to take a turn for (4) the better.
10. I get to subway and OH WAIT NO LUCK STILL BAD - its all locked up BUT there may still be hope for me yet!
11. "Go to the other side" says attendent to young lady attempting a similar move as me
12. so On the other side is at least
45. people waiting for the train. and its like DAMN, EVEryone is LOOKING SULLEN and S.O.L but GOD THIS IS TEDIOUS
46. train comes and then bus both quickly even though I had to to be
47> ::REALLY BRAVE"""""
48. and wait for teh bus BY MY SELF (Well there were a couple others there - me and I) HA AH AHA LOL
49. OH MY GOD I am ____LOL______
talk about troubles and Hardships of Life. I heard there was this poet dude, or maybe he was a painter dude that said that he only felt like he was really alive when he got hit by a car, and the little moments right b4 he got hit by the car.
rocky
I will walk you thru it (Much like I had to walk thru it) step by step in the traditional ways of 2005:
--------------------------------------------------__---------------------------------
1. Its raining ALL DAY. Rocky (myself) thinks to himself (me), "Uu it looks bad out there, thank the powers beyond my control that I remembered my UMbrella"
2. Go outside and its raining still and EVEN COLDER THAN MORNING TIME
3. Ok here is where it gets Interesting__
4. While we are eating it starts (get ready 4 this) S_NOW_IN_G.
4.5 and I am talking about nice big flakes of snow
5. go to a movie
6. go outside again. and
7. (5) frowning faces of sadness :( :( :( :( :(
8/ its raining again and EVEN colder.
9. Now here is where my LUCK (if you can call it that) begins to take a turn for (4) the better.
10. I get to subway and OH WAIT NO LUCK STILL BAD - its all locked up BUT there may still be hope for me yet!
11. "Go to the other side" says attendent to young lady attempting a similar move as me
12. so On the other side is at least
45. people waiting for the train. and its like DAMN, EVEryone is LOOKING SULLEN and S.O.L but GOD THIS IS TEDIOUS
46. train comes and then bus both quickly even though I had to to be
47> ::REALLY BRAVE"""""
48. and wait for teh bus BY MY SELF (Well there were a couple others there - me and I) HA AH AHA LOL
49. OH MY GOD I am ____LOL______
talk about troubles and Hardships of Life. I heard there was this poet dude, or maybe he was a painter dude that said that he only felt like he was really alive when he got hit by a car, and the little moments right b4 he got hit by the car.
rocky
Monday, January 03, 2005
R WE EVER GOING TO WIN THE INTERNATIONAL BLOg awards
0. I DON"T KNOw.....
1. but I do know that we mite have to "spif" this page up a bit if we want to be cool
3. BCUZ, I have seen some other pages that look just like this, all pink and everything.
4. DOES ANYONE have ANY suggestions AT ALL for a
∆∆∆∆∆∆HOT∆∆∆∆∆∆∆
∆∆∆∆∆∆NEW∆∆∆∆∆∆∆
∆∆∆∆∆∆DESIGN???∆∆∆∆∆∆∆
∆ROCKY∆
1. but I do know that we mite have to "spif" this page up a bit if we want to be cool
3. BCUZ, I have seen some other pages that look just like this, all pink and everything.
4. DOES ANYONE have ANY suggestions AT ALL for a
∆∆∆∆∆∆HOT∆∆∆∆∆∆∆
∆∆∆∆∆∆NEW∆∆∆∆∆∆∆
∆∆∆∆∆∆DESIGN???∆∆∆∆∆∆∆
∆ROCKY∆
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