Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Self Reflexive Moments within Jury Duty

Hioy,
I went the the SUPREME COURT OF BROOKLYN today. I was going to fulfil my civic duty to judge others. As the warden lady said: you live in the United States. You must do this, so don't go shakin your heads and if you are going to put your hands on your hips do it now and get it over with. So there I sat, with a cross section of the population. And I was privileged to sit next to the only functional social circle that emerged. It was comprised of: one woman who wanted to do jury duty for a month cuz she hated her boss. one woman who was being forced to do it again after just doing it a few years ago, and the third: a friendly mediator.

I sat there and read a book COINDICENTALLY about group dymanics. It told me that people that talk and blab often get heard and have a disproportionate amount of say. Then I was realeased to freedom and the sun shown. I ate a GYRO and continued the quest

r+o+c+k+y

Saturday, January 28, 2006

U F*K with me I F*K with y ou/ jack hitrol

The following is a conversation I have been in with someone trying to take me for a ride ( this is real) :
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The first email
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TTN Sir/Ma
It is obvious that this proposal will come to you as a suprise.This is
because we have not met before but i am inspired to sending you this
email by the huge fund transfer opportunity that will be of mutual benefit to
the two of us. However,I am Jack Hitrol the personal Attorney to the late
Engr.Steve Moore a national of Isle of Man in UK, who used to work with
Shell Petroleum Development Company(SPDC) in Nigeria.On the 21st of
April 1996,my client,his wife ....
bla bla.. send your bank account
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My response
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no problem, just send the 27 million in cash. No
strings attached. I will take it.
Rocky
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Then::
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Rocky,
Thanks for your urgent response, It is quite pertinent to disclose to you one important thing about this transaction and that is by asuring you that it is 100% risk free.
I am personal attorney ... bla bla call me give me your bank account
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so i write back
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hey Jack,
No problem! Wow, what a weird situation, but I guess
someone has to benefit from it! Just send the cash in
an envelope. I will send you all the banking numbers.
I can receive a traveler's cheque too, no problem.
Rocky
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He doesn't respond, so::
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Hey Jack I really need that cash! Can you send it to
me soon please?
Thanks for understanding,
Rocky
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finally!
Ping Pong,
Please send the bank account where you want the fund to be wired to.
Barr. Jack Hitrol
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And here is the last one so far, I wonder if he will send the cash::
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Jack,
No problem just send the cash in a plastic bag.
Either way
Rocky

Thursday, January 26, 2006

auspicious avian


Kojak was blessed by the presence of this BIRD whiile out for an afternoon stroll. RANDOM??????? (what if NO????

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Quality is job won

Hi My Name Is Rocky Dynamic. I Like To Introduce You To The New High Quality Rsbf Site. I Wanted To Give You My Personal Assurance That This Blog Is Going To Maintain A High Standard Of Quality In Sunject Und Object. Please To Contribute Your Thoughts Be Meing Rocky Only Byself Is Hard Work. Maybe Someone Else Like To Take Pressure Oft Of Old Rockyman?




Rocky Dynamic

Monday, January 23, 2006

Sunday, hands destroyed.

Have you ever tried to fix a road bike tire without tire irons.? It really gets the BLOOD BOILING> Yoaw! Yesterday I tried to fix this tire with some random pieces of metal that i found in my "PATHETIC EXCUSE" for a tool box. And i just ripped up mi hands with a screw driver and these freaking metal things trying to fix the tire. And it really WRILED MY GEARS. big time. the Bike Beat me I gave up. and then I played AMERICAN STYLE FOOTBALL IN AN ASPHALT PLAYGROUND. and i tried to Saks 5th avenue the quarter-back and i Fell 2 the ground. And scraped the shznich out of my hands that had allready been wreaked havoc upon. I tore out a chunk of the ol' palm.! Morale of the story? Insure your hands B4 its 2 l8

rky