Monday, September 25, 2006

WHERE THE BUTTSKERS IS EVEYONE?

Now y'all, I know you are suffering from serious travesty of winter - because it is basically summer and all you can think about it is the temperature - but doggone it I have only been in the work force less than 5 thirds of a year and I have already said - ok its over. It is all OVER. But now the tree is growing.

So anyways I guess all yall dont post to RSBfart now that it is late september and padle badl is over. Well let me say to you that it will be back. - likewise you again must come to post to the pink pages of wiz-dum.

WHat else, I heAR THE service industry is the latest solution for preventative landfill healing.

What else, next drink to serve to your girl is vanilla stoli's with ginger ale and a cherry.

Other than that you better STAY IN SCHOOL

Sita pants

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Ernesto causes Instantaneous winter

Remember the movie THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW??? WELL ITS REAL ITS ALL REAL AND NOT JUST CUZ ALL GORE SAID SO ITS *******ACTUALLY___++++++HAPPENING +++***IIINNNNN NNNEWW YOURKKK. Just cuz labour day weekend is supposed to signal the end of summer? and not more white clothing? NOW INSTANT FREEZATION has TAKEN THE NATION. ITS ALL THANKS TO A LITTLE hurricane I like to call

_+_+_+ENROTSO++__+####

we are in a tropical depression see? not a tropical storm not a hurricane. BUT i fear this tropical DEpression will turn to tropical REpression and even tropical RECESSION by which the economy of summer will be Wrecked and irrevocably destroyed for an entire SEASON.

WATCH OUT FOR ENTROSO

rocky

Sunday, August 27, 2006

A note to Friends


Hi friends,

My first assumption is that primarily friends are reading Randomsbf. And givev that we are all in close company I just wanted to share this flier for this event. That I may or may not be affiliated with. Thanks - rocky
SEATL ! it must happen some day
rocky

Monday, August 07, 2006

1855: the importance of HISTORY

I recently was enlightned by a history book . Its highly technical but has amazing aspects .

The past was way more simmilar to the present than you might think. Evidence that a TALENTED GENIUS COMMUNITY OF FREETHINKERS existed in 1855: (I quote from "young america" by M.A. lause)

"Some, particularly in the printing trades, colonized langauge itself, abolishing the irrationalities of spelling, punctuation, and grammar...Alcander Longley's Fonetic Advokat offered arguments for land reform and other radical causes to any who could read his new alphabet...Other radicals staked out pastoral reserves within the new metropolis...As well, those who sought to establish more utopian and pastoral communities sometimes found themsleves planning the modern urban necropolis, like Olmstead's Spring Grove Cemetery at Cincinnati...Other parks provided more specialized recreational purposes. From its inception,'base-ball' assumed its ambiguous character as both as allegory of capitalist competition and a public celebration of cooperative teamwork..."

LESSONS for today: THIRD case shall live on¨˙ˆ˙! We will destroy the distinction b/w cemetaries and parksˆuse bøth for leisure and POST MORTEM ! "BALL PARKS" should also be more like real parks: all parking lots replaced by PASTORAL UTOPIAN zones where you can chill and listen to game for free (no cars!)! (i do this with my AM radio out in the park by my house)

-kojak

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Profusion of xos

These days many people sign their name with XO. Now if I am not mistaken, that breaks down a bit like this
X=KISS
0=HUG
Are people getting that much more intimate these days or is xoxoxo meaning something else.- confused in Newburryport Massachusetts(rocky)