I "b" fartin

What up rs"b"fart? Its been a while since I've published anything that is meant for the World's Wide Web. Wide as it may be its never seen the likes of ME ROCK_EE. and My POS_EE the whole RS"B". We come for FREE and We Don't Take AMERICAN EXPRESS. Nor MONEY. What we sell are Values Good Wholesome WholeWheat American Fun Values. and those those values expressed here are not necessarily the ones the the RSBF© shares nor does its contributing sponsors hereby referred to as the "INTERWEB" have any vested stake is said appropriations. Henceforth all aclimitizing factors will be taken into consideration in apropriation of materialitEE and EXTRA EXTRA LARJ PhilsoPHICalle prosuits.
Rocky

apartment life

I offer you now the 10 PLAGUES OF APARTMENT LIFE:

1. plumbing issues 6. sick housemates

2. noise pollution 7. temperature extremes

3. bed bugs 8. no food in fridge

4. flying insects 9. power outage

5. sick/crazy pets 10. neighborhood crime

In the last week I have experienced 2, 4, 5 and 7 !!!!

(K) for passover

1 MORE GEM

question: IS it better to be AHEAD of your time or BEHIND your time? Da Vinci may have been "ahead" of his time, while No One Famous was behind their time. Don't you think when Time TRAVELLING is made possible by our great scientists, that we will value those people who are "A BIT SLOW" in their ways of thinking.
ROfky

sleep STINKS

of all the little pets that have been PEEVIN me lately you'd think that people sleeping wouldn't be notable. But it is . What I'm talking about is when people sleep in public places ...not beacuse they're homeless (that is a major social issue to be concerned and symapthetic about) IT's just because they're tired or just haven;t planned their day well or it just feels good so they do it. Worst example is the library. IT 's 4 reading (!). WHEN PEOPLE SLEEP THEY OFTEN SNORE AND STINK (this second one is less well know but still a major problem. I'm not sure what the scientific basis is but its the TRUTH. IF you like the way someone smells then its not a problem , it is actually comforting . but that's only true of your own special someone NOT THE DUDE IN THE LIBRARY (K*)

2 new "GEMS"

A new name for my cat "BOUNTY RAT"

RAMEN- CON QUESO! did someone say delicious? Or was that my stomach saying ROCKY YOU ROCK. Thanks for feeding me and not letting me die
R