We must pull THroughh in Trubbling TIemez

Two things to Worry about
1. When I tried to visit this honorable online journal, it did not show up. It said that firefoz couldn't find it..!? Then finally it showed up. So I guess you can stop worrying about that, unless you work for google in which case you can tell me. WHy DId this happen. PEOPLE NEED ASCCESS TO RSBF IN TIMES OF STRIFE> !
2. I hear on the radio that the GOVERNMENT IS BUYING TOXIC ACIDS???? what ? Why do they want toxic acids. I would have thought we should bury all of our toxic acids deep in the ground, but not near the water suply. Do you think they are buying F*(*ked up battery acid? Listen, some of you out there may trust the governement, but I don't. I live my life totally off the grid and I only trek into town to write these blogs. So when everyone gets drenched with toxic acid, don't come running to me for help. I'll just say "I TOLD YOU SO"

3. On the plus side, THERE"S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEANS. Yesterday I made lunch like this. Pintobeans, heated, then simply cut up hot n spicey green pepper, and SHARP CHEEDER CHEESE. Yum and Cheap too. NOTHYING RONG WITH ZBWESN

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Murder By INternets

Whats up farters. I think I am getting sick again. That will be the 2˜∂ time this winter. I read Chucks Darwin "The origin of species". OH man As you can see i have nothing to say. Can't think of a topic..... and ..... still can't think of it. Except I watched another movie last night and it involved "murder By Phone" As you can tell from the title People Were Murdered By Phone. the murdering tone was the dial. And it just got High Pitched and then people Bleeding out of their eyes. Sad huh. Sad that someone who had that much technical prowess to use a phone decided He neeeded to kill. Rlcky

RSBfart is recesssion proof

All of America's factories are closing down
but nature never stops working

-Spiv (personal communication)

I may have quoted this before but I will do it again beacuse one of the great sages and influencers of kojak was right on this point several years ago. to paraphase , Right now the prospects for employment may be getting bleak but the days are getting longer. That means warm weather and floral growth are on the way followed by fauna of all shapes and sizes. Some say that March come in like a lion and out like a lamb. Some also say the lion will someday lie down with the lamb, which seems less likely.

you're making me sexist

Tonight;s dinner was one of my especialities that I like to call "CHINA NOODLE" . It calls for a number of good ingredients for example TOF peanuts egg noodle zuchinni pepper etc . Another one I had to pick up from the store was GREEN ONION . I went to the mainstream grocer instead of my firendly cooperative due to the rain but still wanted to fo the extra mile ($) for the organic item.

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THe organic green onion wasn't too much more $ so I went ahead and got it . Another thing was it came in a plastic bag but that wasn't much more packaging than the standard pull down one . (wow this is getting boring but almost at the essential point..keep paying attention) Anyways the packing was what they called "BRANDED" as opposed to a generic piece of produce. I payed it no mind but when I got home I realized the brand : " ORGANIC GIRL". That struck me as odd that they would risk alienating half of their target audiences . They must figure the females are more into this type of thing [ not sure how that makes me feel] .

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One other thing about the packaging was that it exclaimed that the onions were not just "washed" but "washed^2" or washed to the second power or "washed squared". In fact they were washed twice which is not the second power of once unless by one you mean the square root of two

1 = √2 ?????????

MOral of the story: I don;t mind using a product for girls but don't come in my face with a false exponent! -kojak

3rd Movie review EVER!!!!Soylent Green is made of Peeps

Disclaimer if you don't know SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE FROM PEOPLE then don't read this because it will ruin a movie I saw last night Called "Soylent Green: Made from People" Starrrrring Chas Heston. Actually it doens't ruin it because I, personally allready knew this astounding fact due to many a "POP" culture reference. So I knew that SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE FROM PEOPLE. What I wanted was

THE BIG PERFORMATIVE PAYOFF! I wanted to see that man scream "Soylent green is..." etc. And he doesn't, until the end, and its not even that much of a death curdling scream as you might expect. Its more of a Whimper. Strange I thought to myself, I thought this dude was going to Bust OFff screaming the aforementioned exclamation like crazy and loud with mad emotions. But lo it seems that the subsequent performances of people making fun of him in later movies/tv shows/ etc that I have seen in fact had more emotion and horror.

Whats more is that you may not remember there are other food products in this film and it remains unclear: they may or may not be "made from people". For example Soylent Red, and then we've got a very nice soylent yellow on the menu this evening. ! NOW LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE> I know what you are thinking - its this- rocky I know you are a funny man and I appreciate your jokes about soylent green and all this variations on it but certainly I know they are SIMPLY JOKES> But FOLX::::::: That my folky friends is where you are WRONG WRONG WRONG because its not me whos being funny its the funny hollywood producers. Because ITS TRUE they have other soylents in this movie. So here are my guesses about what the other soylents are made from.

Soylent Yellow: Its made from PEE!
Soylent Brown: Its made from BROWNIES!!
Soylent Red: Its made from red apples pomegranates and acai superfood!!!
Soylent Purple: Its made from Purple dye #37!!!!
Soylent Puse: Its made from Barf!!!!!!!!
Soylent Periwinkle: Its made from SANTA CLAUS!@!!!

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