SMOKEd Out

 

As you may know the 2 Original Authors of the WORLD PRESTIGIOUS BLOG. are Both living in Seattle. Yes, and you may have NOTICED that we have TIME WARPED 2 2020. We may have Started RSBfart in the Year of the BLog. But This year is the Year of the SMOKE. And I am not talking about Weed or Marajuana Smoke.

No I m talking about Forest FIRE SMOKE. A quick GoGGGl image search Yeilded the way we are looking. Its UNHEALTHY

Its Hazardous

its VERY UNHELATHY. etc. etc, and etc and its going to go on for a good 2 weeks.  ILLUSTRATION BELOW

I had to Take to the BLOGOSPHERE to rant my Frustrations on this Smoke. F-WORD this smoke for reall! I Truly HATES it. 

Can it just get out of my face. Period. And it sucks that much Harder becuase it is an indication of Global Warming.

Oh yeah Also Global Pandemic. Its all piling up to add to a mix of Uncool and Lame Circumstances. Which - lets be real. I remember when ppl were saying that 2016 sucked so Badly becuase Prince and David Bowie Died. 

yes, that sucked. But two words for you: Global Pandemic, Fire smoke pollution, and Remote schooling of my children. Ok that added up to more than 2 words! So basically yes 2020 does suck. Message from the Time Machine for you. And it might suck less if this fire smoke got blown the F-WORD out of here. And if President Dumbass was kicked into Jail. HAhahaa!!!!

EMOJIS!!

  👀😜😜😜😜😝😢😢😢😕😕😖😖😖💭

Rocky 

hi drama robot

What’s up ?? I just remembered about this blog. And then I guessed the passwordabsrrhe then I guessed the security question ////WICH WAS A FREAT QUESTUIN BTW.

So anyway here we are in 2017. Only 13 years after this blog started up as a new start up.  Just to let you know, I am doing an entry from my mobile phone. I just got off the bus and now I’ve got it on speakerphone so I’m just talk talk talking as much as I like to now I would like to insert capital letters_capital! Asterix? At symbol OK  wow that worked impeccably I’m going to just keep talking randomly at and to this phone so anyway I’m going now RachI have already a hot potato mana Hannah check a lot papa

Rocky

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kojak

Missed my plane from Socchi, just getting home now

What's up Internet! I got trapped in Sochi and I couldn't make it bak TIL now !!!!!

As KOJAk said the Olympics are over FROWNY FACE. SAD TEAR FACE. Angry face. Finally accepting it face. 

There were many """"bloggable""@ fashions #olympicfashion hashtags !!! 

Butt it turns out we had a small number of rsbfart posts. Even tho on day2 I was all like "YA BRO IM GONNA bLOG FASHION EVERYDAY OF THE o-pix "" it just didn't happen. 

In short I have to summarize with a few screen shotzz. (Even tho I was there I needed to get my vizualz from tv or Puter. 

So let's talk bobSLEIGH paint job. USA sucked. I'll say it again. The expensive  2 man BMW designed USA bobsled looked like a damn drone or apache helicopter. It was all corporate power graphics. I was NOT a fan! On the flip side let's talk Netherlands paint job. 

Ok. Orange. For a start. And also just some good old fashion BLACK FREAKING FLAMES. It's like dukes of hazard meets a dangerous ink-shooting squid. And tho they didn't place (I don't think) they surely trumped the old USA on style. Now. let's talk Belgium. Ok it's basically your three colores = GOLD MAD GOLD FOOL. BLAK AND RED. Simple yet elegant and connoting of gold. USA take some vizzzzual advice. Don't be lame as hell!!

Ok let's move on to ice dancing. I hate to go there, because as you know GENTLE READER I am not a fan- so much. But again - as you know- my cold hard heart of a fearless bloodthirsty warrior is softening in old age and I find myself gazing on the ice dancing in spite on myself. 

Here is a charming #. He is "the little prince" and if u r wondering YES IT IS THAT Little prince. 

Let's move in for a tighter close up on them pants!

Ok

Moving on 2 curling. Now just when you thought Goood Old ROCKY was a USA hater. You were wrong becuz- let's scope

The USA curling outfit. 

Thought I would hate it?? Rong! Actually I like it and why.  Because it's reel. It shows a real American dude. Not really in shape. Just got a regular long sleeve Tshirt. And a baseball hat. You might see this guy at Applebee's getting chicken wings and then a fettuccine. And you'd be like- 'hey there's just a regular guy. Not some wild athlete". I like that about this dude. 

Now there was much HyPe about norways curling pants. And for the most part they lived up to the hype. Norway and mc hammer kno the power of these pants. And look at this dude. If u saw him at Applebee's you'd be like "DID APLEBEES just turn into handsome boy modeling agency?"

And of course we won't leave out the Host Nation. I'll let the outfit speak for itself and then the guys expression speak some parting words. 

Rocky! 

-Enjoying my Hi paying gig as Olympics fashion blogger.  Bring on the high dollars I GET PAID PER WORD! Yes I do. For sure !! MONEY MONEY!!!!&&;&/@

OLympiad roundup:: who we'll be approaching for sponsorships

so the games are over and I didn't watch more than 2 minutes of closing ceremonies but here are my LASTING IMPRESSIONS.

athletes that I thoughT were worthy of BUILDING THE RSBFart brand into the next 4 years :

TINA MAZE:  she was pretty heavily hyped so I was skeptical but I Think she owned up to it attacking the mountain with a ferocious style both on and off the slopes.  I did an image search and some maybe not appropriate for a family blog but imagine if this headband had the rsbf logo instead:

Now for a lesser knowN choice that I do not believe is a pop star or model but still showcased a lot of talent.  JONATHAN MIDOL:

 As you can see he raced really hard and even crashed crossing the finish line while getting a medal.  He took a lot of risks which really pays off.  Below you can see he is TRES french. Imagine if the puffy vest was RSBF labelled and PINK>  . look out for it at Korea 2018@@!!!@!@

signing off from Sochi ___KOjak