Wooaaahhhhh.........ITS BEEN ALONG TIME everyone.
Just when you thought I might have DROPPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH, let me tell you right here what really happened and why I haven't even got a chance to blog in A LONG WHILE.
In fact I almost was LOST IN THE RANDOMNESS OF NON-CYBER SPACE but fortunately for me I had my crew show up in a "BRICKS AND MORTAR" TYPE OF REALLNESS to bail me out. If you checked out ROCKY's lst post you should know already that we were hanging out in REAL TIME NON-CYBER SPACE (Vermont) this past weekend. But all of this almost didn't happen because once my airplane TOUCHED DOWN IN CHI-TOWN all sort of PROBLEMS ensued. :- {
I could rant on on about how a certain major airline sucks, but let us stick to the theme. I will just state simlply that KOJAK GOT BUMPED off of the connecting flight. Not only that but I couldn't even get to my destinatation at all even the next day!!!!! So the only way out this KAFKA-ESQUE SKETCHINESS was to phone up my crew and get them to pick me up in ALBANY NY!!!??....how random!....I know. But then my crew, consiting of ROCKY AND A CERTAIN MYSTERY LADY showed up with a SERIOUS BRICKS AND MORTAR PRECENCE (those in the internet indusrty will have understood my reference).
Then we all drove up to VERMONT. THere was a tape deck in the car and we rocked some Pat Benatar jams because we had WON A REAL BATTLE AGAINST THE SYSTEM!!
©˙˚¨¬¬¬¬¬ƒ®ß∂∂∂∂ KOJAK
VERSION 17. bloGging since B4 adding pictures to blog posts was coOL!
Friday, July 30, 2004
Tuesday, July 27, 2004
A few NOTALBE EVENTS
HEY GUYS :) :*--) *:= :%
I am BAACK. Back from where????????? LET ME TELL YOU A FEW NOTABLE EVENTS THAT TOOK PLACE in the last few days.
First of all I saw the honorable JUDGE KOJAK at his parents house in VERMONT. THERE WAS ANOTHER PERSON THERE too but I WON"T MENTION HER NAME, so as to keep her IDENTITY SECRET! The basic point is we all had a great time. The highlight of the weekend was a JAM SESSION that we had on SATURDAY NITE. BLOW YOUR MIND 4 REAL. I was playing the ELECTONIC CASIO KEYBOARD. The cool thing about that keyboard is that it will take samples: as in you can talk into it and it turns your voice into AN ELECTRONIC INTSRUMENT. KOJAK was on an ELECTRONIC TOY DRUM SET. Then there was this other dude on Bongo Bongo. Finally the lady was on MARACAS!! At one point KOJAK rapped out a song about his plight of frustration with AIRPLANES. WORD!!! Once again we stuck it to the man BIGTIME. Even though our audience consisted of one solo dude who was sleeping in a sleeping back facing the other way, we still made a big impression. The lady was sitting on a box (hopefully this lady will IDENTIFY HERSELF PRETTY SOON BY WRITING A BLOG ON RSBF__--HELLOO??) and she fell thru the box because she laughed so hard about some Justin TImberlake type stylings I was doing!
OK now here is a MORE RECENT EVENT. Last nite I was riding my roomate's "chopper" style bike. I was trying to do SOME REALLY AWESOME WHEELIES FOR ALL THE YUPPIES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD. I was pretty good at flying off the back end when I popped it up too high, and landing on the old FEET. But when I left the bar I got A LITTLE BIT AMBITIOUS. and I tried to do a cool jump off a curb in front of a group of people to SHOW OFF MY SKILLZ. Well, that was bad idea. I ate asphault in front of EVERYONE. But I didn't turn around. I just yelled out "ALL BALLS DON'T BOUNCE, AND THATS ALL THAT COUNTS. I'M OUT"
ROCKY
I am BAACK. Back from where????????? LET ME TELL YOU A FEW NOTABLE EVENTS THAT TOOK PLACE in the last few days.
First of all I saw the honorable JUDGE KOJAK at his parents house in VERMONT. THERE WAS ANOTHER PERSON THERE too but I WON"T MENTION HER NAME, so as to keep her IDENTITY SECRET! The basic point is we all had a great time. The highlight of the weekend was a JAM SESSION that we had on SATURDAY NITE. BLOW YOUR MIND 4 REAL. I was playing the ELECTONIC CASIO KEYBOARD. The cool thing about that keyboard is that it will take samples: as in you can talk into it and it turns your voice into AN ELECTRONIC INTSRUMENT. KOJAK was on an ELECTRONIC TOY DRUM SET. Then there was this other dude on Bongo Bongo. Finally the lady was on MARACAS!! At one point KOJAK rapped out a song about his plight of frustration with AIRPLANES. WORD!!! Once again we stuck it to the man BIGTIME. Even though our audience consisted of one solo dude who was sleeping in a sleeping back facing the other way, we still made a big impression. The lady was sitting on a box (hopefully this lady will IDENTIFY HERSELF PRETTY SOON BY WRITING A BLOG ON RSBF__--HELLOO??) and she fell thru the box because she laughed so hard about some Justin TImberlake type stylings I was doing!
OK now here is a MORE RECENT EVENT. Last nite I was riding my roomate's "chopper" style bike. I was trying to do SOME REALLY AWESOME WHEELIES FOR ALL THE YUPPIES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD. I was pretty good at flying off the back end when I popped it up too high, and landing on the old FEET. But when I left the bar I got A LITTLE BIT AMBITIOUS. and I tried to do a cool jump off a curb in front of a group of people to SHOW OFF MY SKILLZ. Well, that was bad idea. I ate asphault in front of EVERYONE. But I didn't turn around. I just yelled out "ALL BALLS DON'T BOUNCE, AND THATS ALL THAT COUNTS. I'M OUT"
ROCKY
Wednesday, July 21, 2004
HOW NOW BROWN COW?
These days people are asking me a few things: LIKE Rocky, whats going on with things, like WHEN IS SOCIETY GIONG TO IMPROVE AND WHEN IS EVERYONE GOING TO STOP DRINKING ALCOHOL?
The answer is: I really don't know folks, and frankly I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU ARE ASKING ME, BECAUSE I CERTAINLY DON'T CLAIM TO BE SOME SORT OF PSYCHIC ROCKET SCIENTIST. I despite all the reviews I don't know all the answers, so you should just try to be aware of the subjectivity when you ask me things.
BASICALLY ITS LIKE THIS: I am never going to measure up to that lady that used to be onTV that was telling everyone's fortune. What was her name, like Clarice or something?
OK now I have a question for you. I think it is a classic question that ranks up there with any of the toughies of western civilization, like the mind/body separation or the coke vs pepsi battle. Here is the question:
Are there more fine fine fine women GOING TO spring street or COMING FROM spring street on any given week day morning?
There certainly is no dearth of cuties with booties or OF hotties with bodies in the area. I take the train in the morning if I am feeling to wussy to ride the old bike - or too scared that some dumbass driver is going to try to run me off the damn road(!). THE TRAINS ARE JUST PACKED
The ones coming are dressed for success in their finest power suits and their shorty skirts that help advance them in their various careers. The ones that are leaving are coming from their rich boyfriend's houses, wearing yesterdays clothes and looking relaxed. Maybe they are wearing the boyfriends shirt, i don't know (girls wearing their man's stuff always look great).
ITS REALLY AN INTERESTING STUDY IN DEMOGRAPHICS AND SOCIAL POLICY
ROCKY
The answer is: I really don't know folks, and frankly I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU ARE ASKING ME, BECAUSE I CERTAINLY DON'T CLAIM TO BE SOME SORT OF PSYCHIC ROCKET SCIENTIST. I despite all the reviews I don't know all the answers, so you should just try to be aware of the subjectivity when you ask me things.
BASICALLY ITS LIKE THIS: I am never going to measure up to that lady that used to be onTV that was telling everyone's fortune. What was her name, like Clarice or something?
OK now I have a question for you. I think it is a classic question that ranks up there with any of the toughies of western civilization, like the mind/body separation or the coke vs pepsi battle. Here is the question:
Are there more fine fine fine women GOING TO spring street or COMING FROM spring street on any given week day morning?
There certainly is no dearth of cuties with booties or OF hotties with bodies in the area. I take the train in the morning if I am feeling to wussy to ride the old bike - or too scared that some dumbass driver is going to try to run me off the damn road(!). THE TRAINS ARE JUST PACKED
The ones coming are dressed for success in their finest power suits and their shorty skirts that help advance them in their various careers. The ones that are leaving are coming from their rich boyfriend's houses, wearing yesterdays clothes and looking relaxed. Maybe they are wearing the boyfriends shirt, i don't know (girls wearing their man's stuff always look great).
ITS REALLY AN INTERESTING STUDY IN DEMOGRAPHICS AND SOCIAL POLICY
ROCKY
Monday, July 19, 2004
SOME STUFF ON TV I MIGHT LIKE TO SEE
I'm not usually thought of as the TV WATCHING TYPE GUY but lately some things have to come ot my attention that make me wish I had a TV THAT ACTUALLY WORKED. By actually working I mean a TV with screen big enough to actually see and CABLE not an antenna that just makes static (this what I have now and its totally useless).
One thing I would definitely look for if a had a GOOD TV is this COOL COMMERCIAL that some of my pals have been talking about......"THE TRUNK MONKEY"(!!!) is what the commercial is about and sounds amazing as it is purported to have footage of both a MONKEY READING A BOOK and a MONKEY ATTACKING SOMEBODY. Most people don;t realize the range of emotions fine actor-monkies possess.
Another thing that caught my eye in the TV guide section of the paper is a show called "ULTIMATE GUIDE TO THE AWESOME" on the DKIDS network . The name suggests the best show ever so would someone with cable please TIVO IT FOR ME!!!!! We could hang out and watch it at your place some time.
If I had cable I would probably also check out coverage of today's TOUR DE FRANCE REST DAY. I imagine there will be a lot of talk about how LANCE AMSTRONG IS GOING TO KICK EUROPEAN ASS AGAIN!!!!
Anyway, I digress..... keep it real y'all and don't forget to TIVO THAT SHOW FOR ME.
~~~~~~~~~~~kojak~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^
One thing I would definitely look for if a had a GOOD TV is this COOL COMMERCIAL that some of my pals have been talking about......"THE TRUNK MONKEY"(!!!) is what the commercial is about and sounds amazing as it is purported to have footage of both a MONKEY READING A BOOK and a MONKEY ATTACKING SOMEBODY. Most people don;t realize the range of emotions fine actor-monkies possess.
Another thing that caught my eye in the TV guide section of the paper is a show called "ULTIMATE GUIDE TO THE AWESOME" on the DKIDS network . The name suggests the best show ever so would someone with cable please TIVO IT FOR ME!!!!! We could hang out and watch it at your place some time.
If I had cable I would probably also check out coverage of today's TOUR DE FRANCE REST DAY. I imagine there will be a lot of talk about how LANCE AMSTRONG IS GOING TO KICK EUROPEAN ASS AGAIN!!!!
Anyway, I digress..... keep it real y'all and don't forget to TIVO THAT SHOW FOR ME.
~~~~~~~~~~~kojak~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^
Sunday, July 18, 2004
Transportation Hierarchy DUDE
I GOT HIT BY A CAR!
HE SLAMMED RIGHT INTO MY BIKE AND KNOCKED ME OFF AND BENT MY WHEEL IN HALF.
I landed on my ASS and my COMPUTER hit the GROUND.
This makes me think to myself: in the scheme of transportation, does bigger mean better? Just because cars are more expensive and use EVIL OIL and can carry a bunch of screaming brats around, does it mean that the city should spend WAY MUCH MORE MONEY on the roads and LIKE ZERO MONEY ON BIKING AIDS. Why not have elevated bike paths around the city? Its no fair when we bikes have to try to throw down with BILLIONS OF TONS OF STEEL MOVING AT VELOCITIES MANY TIMES GREATER THAN OUR OWN. When a bike goes up against a car, there really is no contest, THE CAR ALWAYS WINS. The other alternative to "sky paths" is to put some sort of controllable explosive at the disposal of bikes so cars learn to fear them and give them the same respect that bikes give cars.
My last word of advice to the cars is this "YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR ME NEXT TIME BECAUSE I AM GOING TO COME AFTER YOU AND DESTROY YOU".
ROCKY DOESN'T TAKE SH*T FOR AN ANSWER
PEACE.
HE SLAMMED RIGHT INTO MY BIKE AND KNOCKED ME OFF AND BENT MY WHEEL IN HALF.
I landed on my ASS and my COMPUTER hit the GROUND.
This makes me think to myself: in the scheme of transportation, does bigger mean better? Just because cars are more expensive and use EVIL OIL and can carry a bunch of screaming brats around, does it mean that the city should spend WAY MUCH MORE MONEY on the roads and LIKE ZERO MONEY ON BIKING AIDS. Why not have elevated bike paths around the city? Its no fair when we bikes have to try to throw down with BILLIONS OF TONS OF STEEL MOVING AT VELOCITIES MANY TIMES GREATER THAN OUR OWN. When a bike goes up against a car, there really is no contest, THE CAR ALWAYS WINS. The other alternative to "sky paths" is to put some sort of controllable explosive at the disposal of bikes so cars learn to fear them and give them the same respect that bikes give cars.
My last word of advice to the cars is this "YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR ME NEXT TIME BECAUSE I AM GOING TO COME AFTER YOU AND DESTROY YOU".
ROCKY DOESN'T TAKE SH*T FOR AN ANSWER
PEACE.
Friday, July 16, 2004
WEAKEST CORPORATE BLOG EVER :(
Hey Y'all, I was doing some SURFING to try to see if there are any blogs out there as cool as this one and tried this one out that was called "DAILY UPDATE WITH PIRANHA." This looked promising I thought maybe it was a detailed account of how many feeder goldfish some dude's piranha ate that day or maybe whether or not it BIT OFF SOMEONE'S HAND who stuck it in the tank.
However, if you follow the link you'll see its some WACK PSEUDO-BLOG on some dow-jones crap for SUCKERS who are trying to GET RICH.
http://www.marketstockwatch.com/NewsLetter_blog.aspx?LinkId=29
You'll see their most latest post just says "TEST." How lame!!!! We will never test RSBF DOT COM beacuse EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS IT RULES!!!
So, in conclusion, if you want to GET RICH, see the previous posts by my man ROCKY about commercials and casting parties. He knows tons about the entertainment industry not like these CORPORATE CLOWNS with FAKE BLOGS who want to rip you off.
****K**O**J**A**K********
However, if you follow the link you'll see its some WACK PSEUDO-BLOG on some dow-jones crap for SUCKERS who are trying to GET RICH.
http://www.marketstockwatch.com/NewsLetter_blog.aspx?LinkId=29
You'll see their most latest post just says "TEST." How lame!!!! We will never test RSBF DOT COM beacuse EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS IT RULES!!!
So, in conclusion, if you want to GET RICH, see the previous posts by my man ROCKY about commercials and casting parties. He knows tons about the entertainment industry not like these CORPORATE CLOWNS with FAKE BLOGS who want to rip you off.
****K**O**J**A**K********
Wednesday, July 14, 2004
Sketchy Voices from OUTER SPACE !
Do you ever hear sketchy voices from outer space? TELLING YOU TO DO THINGS YOU DON"T WANT TO DO, but you just can't help yourself!!! I don't know if I do either, but I mite!!! But one thing I do get to hear is SOME SKETCHY VOICES from VOICE OVER talent. (these are the guys whose voices you hear in TV COMMERCIALS!!!!!) Yesterday I heard a dude that had a TOTAL SURF ACCENT and HE WAS ALL ABOUT BEING THE MOST BODACIOUS HE COULD BE.
He was the was the voice of saturday morning. the voice that sells little kids yogurt and certain kinds of toys. HE WAS WEARING A SUPER CHEEZY truckers hat. He thought he was a ROCK STAR MAN. TWIZTED BRO!! He gets to just say a few lines and then he kicks back and collects the cheques. I tell you what, IF PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS TELLIN YOU YOU HAVE A COOL VOICE - go talk on a commericial - and pull in the cash money. ITS A CASH COW. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
rocky
He was the was the voice of saturday morning. the voice that sells little kids yogurt and certain kinds of toys. HE WAS WEARING A SUPER CHEEZY truckers hat. He thought he was a ROCK STAR MAN. TWIZTED BRO!! He gets to just say a few lines and then he kicks back and collects the cheques. I tell you what, IF PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS TELLIN YOU YOU HAVE A COOL VOICE - go talk on a commericial - and pull in the cash money. ITS A CASH COW. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
rocky
Tuesday, July 13, 2004
WHERE THE JACKRABBIT AND THE LIZARD ROME
....let me tell you a little bit about my trip to ARIZONA this past weekend!!!
For starters, I saw A LOT OF STUFF I THOUGHT ONLY EXISTED ON TV OR MOVIES. I really couldn't believe it when a I saw some ROADRUNNERS, a whole freakin lot of SAGUARRO CACTI (cactuses), and even a DUST-DEVIL (more of a mini-windstorm than an actual devil). Fellow Northerns might be shocked to learn that this stuff REALLY EXISTS, although I can't confirm the GILA MONSTER reported to live in those parts.
Second ,and I probably don;t need to tell you this it was like TEN MILLION DEGREES OUTSIDE!!
Last but not least, I ate some food at a some TOTALLY SKETCH MEXICAN RESTUARANTS. I went to this one place that looked like a real "BARRIO" and no one even spoke English. I thought I was going to get SICK like this guy I know who visitied Tiujana but ACTUALLY THE HEUVOS RANCHEROS WERE REALLY GOOD!! :)
Oh, the city was Tucson (not Phoenix or Old El Paso) >>>> B.T.W.: A GOOD PLACE TO VISIT !
.....................^^^....^...........^^...^..^.....(desert and mountain drawing)
........Kojak
For starters, I saw A LOT OF STUFF I THOUGHT ONLY EXISTED ON TV OR MOVIES. I really couldn't believe it when a I saw some ROADRUNNERS, a whole freakin lot of SAGUARRO CACTI (cactuses), and even a DUST-DEVIL (more of a mini-windstorm than an actual devil). Fellow Northerns might be shocked to learn that this stuff REALLY EXISTS, although I can't confirm the GILA MONSTER reported to live in those parts.
Second ,and I probably don;t need to tell you this it was like TEN MILLION DEGREES OUTSIDE!!
Last but not least, I ate some food at a some TOTALLY SKETCH MEXICAN RESTUARANTS. I went to this one place that looked like a real "BARRIO" and no one even spoke English. I thought I was going to get SICK like this guy I know who visitied Tiujana but ACTUALLY THE HEUVOS RANCHEROS WERE REALLY GOOD!! :)
Oh, the city was Tucson (not Phoenix or Old El Paso) >>>> B.T.W.: A GOOD PLACE TO VISIT !
.....................^^^....^...........^^...^..^.....(desert and mountain drawing)
........Kojak
Monday, July 12, 2004
AU CURRANT
OK I WENT TO GO SEE THE MOVIE, BUT JEEZ, ISN'T THERE ANYTHING ELSE WE CAN TALK ABOUT? I am SO tired of talking about Farehheit 9-11!!!! :( BARF!!!!
If I hear one more inane comment about how "RIGHTEOUS" or "OVER THE TOP" this movie is, I am seriously going to PUKE MY BRAINS OUT. I am going to "lose my lunch". I think the last movie I was this annoyed by its repeated occurence in coversations was the stupid ass mell gibson jesus movie. I am sure that was way way worse than 9-11 but, I would like to rest my case anyways.
We should talk about more important things like the possibility of FREE WILL, or maybe THE OLSEN TWINS, who seem to be going through some tough times. I FEEL SO BAD FOR THOSE LITTLE DARLINGS.
I would like to add that I am also annoyed by GOSSIP COLUMNS that use BOLD FACE TYPE to name-drop certain celebrities like WILL FARRELL or mabye KEERA KNIGHTLY, or some other famous type like TOM CRUISE.
Well its RAINING in new york so, I'll have to ride the SUBWAY today. Who knows maybe I'll see LIV TYLER with her cute little beagle dog.
Rocky
If I hear one more inane comment about how "RIGHTEOUS" or "OVER THE TOP" this movie is, I am seriously going to PUKE MY BRAINS OUT. I am going to "lose my lunch". I think the last movie I was this annoyed by its repeated occurence in coversations was the stupid ass mell gibson jesus movie. I am sure that was way way worse than 9-11 but, I would like to rest my case anyways.
We should talk about more important things like the possibility of FREE WILL, or maybe THE OLSEN TWINS, who seem to be going through some tough times. I FEEL SO BAD FOR THOSE LITTLE DARLINGS.
I would like to add that I am also annoyed by GOSSIP COLUMNS that use BOLD FACE TYPE to name-drop certain celebrities like WILL FARRELL or mabye KEERA KNIGHTLY, or some other famous type like TOM CRUISE.
Well its RAINING in new york so, I'll have to ride the SUBWAY today. Who knows maybe I'll see LIV TYLER with her cute little beagle dog.
Rocky
Friday, July 09, 2004
OH MY GOD, DO YOU REMEBER THE 80'S??!!
I just love to REMINISS ABOUT THE 80'S. I can't believe some of the stuff that went on then and AT THE TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS TOTALLY NORMAL.
Some great examples inlcude "OLD SCHOOL" RAP, the Fraggles, and MAX HEADROOM!!! I always like to try and come up with something at a party TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE REMEMBERS IT. The other day I was having a few drinks with some friends and I asked if anyone could remeber MINI-HAMBURGERS sold at Burger King I think. NOONE COULD REMEBER THIS, HOW ABOUT YOU?????
What made me think of this today is that while landscpaing I came across a cray OLD SCHOOL CALCULATOR buried in some ivy. It was in pretty rough shape, but its got all sorts of shetchy buttons that I want ot try out. I saved it and I want to make it work. I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN AND IF I DO. But don't hold your breath...ha,,ha!!
!!.......kojak>>>>>>
Some great examples inlcude "OLD SCHOOL" RAP, the Fraggles, and MAX HEADROOM!!! I always like to try and come up with something at a party TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE REMEMBERS IT. The other day I was having a few drinks with some friends and I asked if anyone could remeber MINI-HAMBURGERS sold at Burger King I think. NOONE COULD REMEBER THIS, HOW ABOUT YOU?????
What made me think of this today is that while landscpaing I came across a cray OLD SCHOOL CALCULATOR buried in some ivy. It was in pretty rough shape, but its got all sorts of shetchy buttons that I want ot try out. I saved it and I want to make it work. I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN AND IF I DO. But don't hold your breath...ha,,ha!!
!!.......kojak>>>>>>
Thursday, July 08, 2004
LadYs of the world ain't nothing but TROUBLED
I AM SICK AND TIRED OF WAITING FOR THE DAMN PHONE TO RING. You know what girls, if you want a peice of MR. ROCKY. You are going to have to try JUST A BIT HARDER. Maybe you all could get a little INVENTIVE. How about sending me some sort of gift, or maybe a invitation to participate in a fun activity. REMEMBER THOUGH, it better be really really really fun or maybe TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS. and Girls, if you are trying to seduce me, using your feminie wiles, like dancing, WELL GO AHEAD! Even if you don't succeed in your quest the time will not be wasted. I don't want any more of the wishy washy stuff. I don't think they would have invented cell phones if they didn't intend for people to be CONSTANTLY TALKING WITH EACH OTHER. You know what that means girls - you should be using for cell phones MORE. and you know what for? I don't think I even need to answer that question!!!!
SINCERELY,
Rocky
SINCERELY,
Rocky
NEVER 2 TIRED 2 BLOG
For real y'all I'M PRETTY MUCH BEAT LIKE A DRUM RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
I can't even really get into the reasons why cuz its just too neumerous but the IMPORANT THING IS TO LET EVERYONE KNOW WHATS UP and remind you to KEEP PAYING ATTENTION!!!!
Here's one little bloglette thought for today: I really feel like the most important thing to get throug hard day is a GOOD SANDWHICH AND BAG OF CHIPS. I would recomend some nice fat bread and DEFINITELY MUSTARD but beyond that you should be your own SANDWICH ARTIST. As for the chips, feel free to get funky - - today I had JALAPENO W/ TEQUILA AND LIME !!! It really rocked so freakin hard !! :0 :) :0 !!
Mr. "All that and a bag of chips" Kojak
I can't even really get into the reasons why cuz its just too neumerous but the IMPORANT THING IS TO LET EVERYONE KNOW WHATS UP and remind you to KEEP PAYING ATTENTION!!!!
Here's one little bloglette thought for today: I really feel like the most important thing to get throug hard day is a GOOD SANDWHICH AND BAG OF CHIPS. I would recomend some nice fat bread and DEFINITELY MUSTARD but beyond that you should be your own SANDWICH ARTIST. As for the chips, feel free to get funky - - today I had JALAPENO W/ TEQUILA AND LIME !!! It really rocked so freakin hard !! :0 :) :0 !!
Mr. "All that and a bag of chips" Kojak
Tuesday, July 06, 2004
FENG ShUI MASTER!!
YESTERDAY I REARRANGED MY FURNITURE AND YOU CAN'T BELEIVE HOW PRIMO IT Is. Holy Baloney, a little feng shui goes a long way, like they used to say in ANCIENT CHINA. Let me just give you a bit of an overview about how I redirected the vital forces at work in my apartment so they can finally be used for good.
FIRST OF ALL: I ditched my sorry ass tiny bed. FINALLY! I stole the big futon from the living room. Now I sleep like a king, not like a SQUASHED BUG!! :0-----<
Additionally I moved the chairs around and created a convivial seating area. One arrangement I came up with I dubbed the "Judgement Day". Essentially what was involved in this arrangement was 3 chairs on one wall and a couch on the other. A good setup for a casting session, or perhaps a music recital in which the contestant is PUT THROUGHT THE RINGER by the 3 wise officials on the opposing wall.
Eventually I decided against "Judgment Day" because I don't think I am going to hold any casting sessions at my crib (although I have been told the that CASTING SESSIONS ARE A GREAT WAY TO GET CHICKS!!!!!)
Rearranging is hard work, it involves cleaning but don't worry, I had a DUSTBUSTER at my disposal - and by the way, I don't know if you know this allready but they really do BUST DUST!!!!!! after all the cleaning and moving, you realize the imortant things in life: VITAL FORCES. In conclusion I would reccommend a good reshuffling every once and a while.
WORD UP TO ALL DISTRICTS OF THE U.S.
ROCKY!!!!!!!!
FIRST OF ALL: I ditched my sorry ass tiny bed. FINALLY! I stole the big futon from the living room. Now I sleep like a king, not like a SQUASHED BUG!! :0-----<
Additionally I moved the chairs around and created a convivial seating area. One arrangement I came up with I dubbed the "Judgement Day". Essentially what was involved in this arrangement was 3 chairs on one wall and a couch on the other. A good setup for a casting session, or perhaps a music recital in which the contestant is PUT THROUGHT THE RINGER by the 3 wise officials on the opposing wall.
Eventually I decided against "Judgment Day" because I don't think I am going to hold any casting sessions at my crib (although I have been told the that CASTING SESSIONS ARE A GREAT WAY TO GET CHICKS!!!!!)
Rearranging is hard work, it involves cleaning but don't worry, I had a DUSTBUSTER at my disposal - and by the way, I don't know if you know this allready but they really do BUST DUST!!!!!! after all the cleaning and moving, you realize the imortant things in life: VITAL FORCES. In conclusion I would reccommend a good reshuffling every once and a while.
WORD UP TO ALL DISTRICTS OF THE U.S.
ROCKY!!!!!!!!
Monday, July 05, 2004
ID4 SPECIAL!!! MY FAVORITE FIREWORKS EVER!!
Hope everyone had a good time with SOME FIREWORKS LAST NIGHT - - WHETHER HOME FIRED OR MERELY OBSERVED.
They say its impossible to have negative thoughts when watching fireworks and I believe it!!!!! :) :)
Well I did not make it out to the INDIAN RESERVATION this year for some "saturday night specials" but I did watch SOME PRETTY AWESOME FIREWORKS FROM THE ROOF OF AN APARTMENT BUILDING! Hanging out on a roof with some friends is always awesome, especially with some, beers but Fireworks just makes it incredible.
Fireworks, shmire-works, same-old same-old you might say but NOOOOOO....the always manage a couple new tricks each year that you just have to see.
I SAW SOME AWESOME NEW TYPES, (SOME TOTALLY RANDOM!!) THAT I JUST HAD GO AND GOOGLE ON TO FIND OUT WHAT THEY WERE. Check out this glossary of firework styles:
http://www.fireworkinfo.com/glossary.htm (I'm going to print this out and take it to the fireworks next year to check off everything I see!!!!)
SO,OK, finally... what I saw for the first time ever was the "ATOMIC PATTERN." THIS FREAKIN RULED !!!! (See explanaton in glossary).
I should also tell you about a pretty random fashion assesory that my friend made for me while we were drinking beer several hours before fireworks: A PAPERCLIP NECKLACE!!!! I wore this when I was HANGING ON THE ROOF OF AN APARTMENT BUILDING WATCHING FIREWORKS!!!!! IT RULED. (period!!)
~~~~~~Kojak~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^ :)
They say its impossible to have negative thoughts when watching fireworks and I believe it!!!!! :) :)
Well I did not make it out to the INDIAN RESERVATION this year for some "saturday night specials" but I did watch SOME PRETTY AWESOME FIREWORKS FROM THE ROOF OF AN APARTMENT BUILDING! Hanging out on a roof with some friends is always awesome, especially with some, beers but Fireworks just makes it incredible.
Fireworks, shmire-works, same-old same-old you might say but NOOOOOO....the always manage a couple new tricks each year that you just have to see.
I SAW SOME AWESOME NEW TYPES, (SOME TOTALLY RANDOM!!) THAT I JUST HAD GO AND GOOGLE ON TO FIND OUT WHAT THEY WERE. Check out this glossary of firework styles:
http://www.fireworkinfo.com/glossary.htm (I'm going to print this out and take it to the fireworks next year to check off everything I see!!!!)
SO,OK, finally... what I saw for the first time ever was the "ATOMIC PATTERN." THIS FREAKIN RULED !!!! (See explanaton in glossary).
I should also tell you about a pretty random fashion assesory that my friend made for me while we were drinking beer several hours before fireworks: A PAPERCLIP NECKLACE!!!! I wore this when I was HANGING ON THE ROOF OF AN APARTMENT BUILDING WATCHING FIREWORKS!!!!! IT RULED. (period!!)
~~~~~~Kojak~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^ :)
Saturday, July 03, 2004
I TELL YOU WHAT ITS GETTING PRETTY HOT
I'd like to tell you about a little phenomenon that you might allready know about. Its called THE SEASONS and its in full effect yo. Do you remember back a few months ago when you were constatntly saying. GOD DING I WANT TO JEST BE SO HOT THAT I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE. I MEAN I WANT TO BE SO DAMN HOT. SO HOT I CAN'T EVEN GET UNDER MY SHEETS WITHOUT HAVING A PANIC ATTACK. YEAHHHHHH!! BRING IT ON.
Well NATURE brought it big time and you might want to start rethinking what you really want. I tell you what I want now. I WANT IT SO FREAKING COLD THAT YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE AND TRY TO EAT AN ICICLE AND IF YOU EVEN TOUCH IT, IT WILL CHILL YOU DOWN TO YOUR VERY FOUNDATION!! I want to eat icecream and walk in a freezing snowstorm with just a tshirt and shorts on. MAYBE GET LOST IN A SNOWDRIFT - WHO KNOWSSSS
I don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rocky
Well NATURE brought it big time and you might want to start rethinking what you really want. I tell you what I want now. I WANT IT SO FREAKING COLD THAT YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE AND TRY TO EAT AN ICICLE AND IF YOU EVEN TOUCH IT, IT WILL CHILL YOU DOWN TO YOUR VERY FOUNDATION!! I want to eat icecream and walk in a freezing snowstorm with just a tshirt and shorts on. MAYBE GET LOST IN A SNOWDRIFT - WHO KNOWSSSS
I don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rocky
WHY ARE THRIFT-STORE CUSTOMERS SO FREAKING INSANE?
Man, let me tell you people:::::
I HAD ONE HELL OF A TIME TRYING TO GET THOUGHT THE CHECK-OUT AT GOODWILL TODAY.
Want to know what the problem was? It wasn't the Goodwill Industries staff, they are mostly good-natured hard-working immigrants who do a good job.
THE PROBLEM IS THE CUTOMERS. To explain my argument I will break down the clientel into 3 groups. The first is made up of normal people, the second two are problem creaters who CREATE ALL SORTS OF PROBLEMS!!
So hear are the types of people as I see it:
1. Folks who just want to pick up a t-shirt or two, or maybe a nicer shirt with a collar and some pants. Some of these people are TRENDY, some are JUST REGULAR....I really don't care who's who!
2. Insane people with like 10 MILLION RANDOM ITEMS IN THEIR SHOPPING CART. This woman in front of me was buying EVERYTHING FROM A BABY JESUS STATUE TO AN OLD BATHROBE!!!! Of course these random items never have a price tag and therefore it TAKES FOREVER TO CHECK-OUT !!!!
3. Thridly and worstly are the CHEAP-ASS BASTARDS WHO QUESTION EVERY FREAKING PRICE. They want to claim that the green tag item should actaully have a blue tag, etc. THERE WAS ONE GUY IN GOODWILL TODAY WHO I WANTED TO PUNCH IN THE FACE. He thought his wack ass china collection should be sold as set not by the piece. He asked to see the manager, who told him he was wrong (CUZ HE WAS!!!), then wanted to "SEE THE BOSS." This bastard woulnd't stop complaining and EVEN CLAIMED THAT "ALL GOODWILL WORKERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HANDICAPPED." What the hell dude? THAT IS COMPLETELY RANDOM AND TOTALLY ASININE!!
Well, in conclusion for today's blog I would like to say that JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT SHOPPING AT POLO RALPH LAUREN OR STRUCTURE DOESEN'T MEAN YOU SHOULN'T ACT LIKE A DECENT HUMAN BEING!!!!
until next time kids!!
-Kojak
I HAD ONE HELL OF A TIME TRYING TO GET THOUGHT THE CHECK-OUT AT GOODWILL TODAY.
Want to know what the problem was? It wasn't the Goodwill Industries staff, they are mostly good-natured hard-working immigrants who do a good job.
THE PROBLEM IS THE CUTOMERS. To explain my argument I will break down the clientel into 3 groups. The first is made up of normal people, the second two are problem creaters who CREATE ALL SORTS OF PROBLEMS!!
So hear are the types of people as I see it:
1. Folks who just want to pick up a t-shirt or two, or maybe a nicer shirt with a collar and some pants. Some of these people are TRENDY, some are JUST REGULAR....I really don't care who's who!
2. Insane people with like 10 MILLION RANDOM ITEMS IN THEIR SHOPPING CART. This woman in front of me was buying EVERYTHING FROM A BABY JESUS STATUE TO AN OLD BATHROBE!!!! Of course these random items never have a price tag and therefore it TAKES FOREVER TO CHECK-OUT !!!!
3. Thridly and worstly are the CHEAP-ASS BASTARDS WHO QUESTION EVERY FREAKING PRICE. They want to claim that the green tag item should actaully have a blue tag, etc. THERE WAS ONE GUY IN GOODWILL TODAY WHO I WANTED TO PUNCH IN THE FACE. He thought his wack ass china collection should be sold as set not by the piece. He asked to see the manager, who told him he was wrong (CUZ HE WAS!!!), then wanted to "SEE THE BOSS." This bastard woulnd't stop complaining and EVEN CLAIMED THAT "ALL GOODWILL WORKERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HANDICAPPED." What the hell dude? THAT IS COMPLETELY RANDOM AND TOTALLY ASININE!!
Well, in conclusion for today's blog I would like to say that JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT SHOPPING AT POLO RALPH LAUREN OR STRUCTURE DOESEN'T MEAN YOU SHOULN'T ACT LIKE A DECENT HUMAN BEING!!!!
until next time kids!!
-Kojak
Friday, July 02, 2004
I'M GONNA BLOG THE WORLD
FIRST OF ALL. I am sorry that it has been so long (ALMOST 2DAYZ) since I have last written an entry. I know that everyone is probably on the edge of there seats waiting for what BLOGMAN ROCKY has to say next. WELL here it is yall:
I'M GONNA BLOG THE WORLD. I just want to say something about how the readership of this blog better start expanding exponentially AND FAST, BECAUSE I NEED ATTENTION. BIG TIME!!!! I also want to see some more comments from people who I don't know who the hell they are (BYTHE WAY PEACE to alex for his rocking comment!!
I'm just saying that when a blog is successful BIG BIG BIG THINGS HAPPEN. ALWAYS!!!!! for example I think GOOGLE STARTED OUT AS A BLOG> and I think that STARBUCKS may have ALSO been a BLOG first!!!
Now one more little anecdote for you. I used to know someone that insisted that he came up with the word BLOG before the real BLOGS EVEN HIT THE STREETS.
Basically what he said was henceforth, and I quote! " A blog is a unit of cheese, somewhere between a log and a block. We say 'pass me a few blogs of cheese would you' and that would mean a few units of the cheese substance."
NOW I DON' T KNOW IF YOU BELEIVE THAT OUR NOT but you have to admit its an interesting state of affairs.
ROCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :@
I'M GONNA BLOG THE WORLD. I just want to say something about how the readership of this blog better start expanding exponentially AND FAST, BECAUSE I NEED ATTENTION. BIG TIME!!!! I also want to see some more comments from people who I don't know who the hell they are (BYTHE WAY PEACE to alex for his rocking comment!!
I'm just saying that when a blog is successful BIG BIG BIG THINGS HAPPEN. ALWAYS!!!!! for example I think GOOGLE STARTED OUT AS A BLOG> and I think that STARBUCKS may have ALSO been a BLOG first!!!
Now one more little anecdote for you. I used to know someone that insisted that he came up with the word BLOG before the real BLOGS EVEN HIT THE STREETS.
Basically what he said was henceforth, and I quote! " A blog is a unit of cheese, somewhere between a log and a block. We say 'pass me a few blogs of cheese would you' and that would mean a few units of the cheese substance."
NOW I DON' T KNOW IF YOU BELEIVE THAT OUR NOT but you have to admit its an interesting state of affairs.
ROCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :@
Thursday, July 01, 2004
People who hate Starbucks and Barns and Noble SUCK
I understand that "the man" is evil. He's unequivocally a bad dude. Hell, he's probably friends with Bush and stuff. But by god, the guy can make a fine cup of coffee.
Last week for instance, I went to Starbucks. I had an iced coffee that TOTALLY RULED. The week before, I went to a coffee shop that wasn't Starbucks and what do you know, THE COFFEE SUCKED.
There is something to be said for a place that can time after time deliver the goods. Let's take Barns and Noble for instance. Say what you will about how it's driving mom and pop book stores out of town. Tell me I'm part of the Devil's bookclub if you want. I say, FUCK YOU. Last time I tried to drink Starbuck's coffee and read books on cushy chairs at a mom and pops bookstore, I didn't, BECAUSE THEY DON'T SERVE STARBUCKS COFFEE OR HAVE CUSHY CHAIRS TO READY THEIR BOOKS ON FOR FREE.
I guess the bottom line is, people need to pick and choose their battles with a bit more discretion. Don't all you hippies remember a little thing I like to call the RAINFOREST?! Well unlike Starbucks Coffee and Barns and Noble Books, it's not getting any bigger. So GO SAVE IT.
p.s. my name is R. Pub, and I'm on the blog now. SO GET USED TO IT!
Last week for instance, I went to Starbucks. I had an iced coffee that TOTALLY RULED. The week before, I went to a coffee shop that wasn't Starbucks and what do you know, THE COFFEE SUCKED.
There is something to be said for a place that can time after time deliver the goods. Let's take Barns and Noble for instance. Say what you will about how it's driving mom and pop book stores out of town. Tell me I'm part of the Devil's bookclub if you want. I say, FUCK YOU. Last time I tried to drink Starbuck's coffee and read books on cushy chairs at a mom and pops bookstore, I didn't, BECAUSE THEY DON'T SERVE STARBUCKS COFFEE OR HAVE CUSHY CHAIRS TO READY THEIR BOOKS ON FOR FREE.
I guess the bottom line is, people need to pick and choose their battles with a bit more discretion. Don't all you hippies remember a little thing I like to call the RAINFOREST?! Well unlike Starbucks Coffee and Barns and Noble Books, it's not getting any bigger. So GO SAVE IT.
p.s. my name is R. Pub, and I'm on the blog now. SO GET USED TO IT!
STINKY TOFU
WOAH EVERYONE! SORRY TO GET SO EXTREME ON MY LAST POST!
Looking back, I might want to tone down the rhetoric and work on my grammar but I will be making no apologies here thank you very much.
You might have guessed from the title that I would be RANTING AGAINST HIPPIES on this one but alas no.
Actually I want to tell you about a TOTALLY RANDOM DISH I SAW ON THE MENU OF AN ASIAN RESTAURANT AND ATE in fact!!!
I suspected that this dish might be sketcky when I saw some random sybols next to it like a "thumbs up" sign and some smokestacks. Those of you who know me know that KOJAK WILL ALWAYS GO ATFER A CHALLENGE LIKE THIS in the form of asiatic cuisine.
Anyway, this was the worst tofu I have ever eaten!! :o !!
NO DUH! you might be saying but ALL I'M SAYING IS LIKE BEFORE: NO REGRETS YALL!!!
-Kojak
OH YEAH! I almost forgot, the best thing was spinning the stinky tofu around on the "lazy susan" so it would GET UP AND SMELL IN OTHER PEOPLE'S FACES!!
Looking back, I might want to tone down the rhetoric and work on my grammar but I will be making no apologies here thank you very much.
You might have guessed from the title that I would be RANTING AGAINST HIPPIES on this one but alas no.
Actually I want to tell you about a TOTALLY RANDOM DISH I SAW ON THE MENU OF AN ASIAN RESTAURANT AND ATE in fact!!!
I suspected that this dish might be sketcky when I saw some random sybols next to it like a "thumbs up" sign and some smokestacks. Those of you who know me know that KOJAK WILL ALWAYS GO ATFER A CHALLENGE LIKE THIS in the form of asiatic cuisine.
Anyway, this was the worst tofu I have ever eaten!! :o !!
NO DUH! you might be saying but ALL I'M SAYING IS LIKE BEFORE: NO REGRETS YALL!!!
-Kojak
OH YEAH! I almost forgot, the best thing was spinning the stinky tofu around on the "lazy susan" so it would GET UP AND SMELL IN OTHER PEOPLE'S FACES!!
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