YESTERDAY I REARRANGED MY FURNITURE AND YOU CAN'T BELEIVE HOW PRIMO IT Is. Holy Baloney, a little feng shui goes a long way, like they used to say in ANCIENT CHINA. Let me just give you a bit of an overview about how I redirected the vital forces at work in my apartment so they can finally be used for good.
FIRST OF ALL: I ditched my sorry ass tiny bed. FINALLY! I stole the big futon from the living room. Now I sleep like a king, not like a SQUASHED BUG!! :0-----<
Additionally I moved the chairs around and created a convivial seating area. One arrangement I came up with I dubbed the "Judgement Day". Essentially what was involved in this arrangement was 3 chairs on one wall and a couch on the other. A good setup for a casting session, or perhaps a music recital in which the contestant is PUT THROUGHT THE RINGER by the 3 wise officials on the opposing wall.
Eventually I decided against "Judgment Day" because I don't think I am going to hold any casting sessions at my crib (although I have been told the that CASTING SESSIONS ARE A GREAT WAY TO GET CHICKS!!!!!)
Rearranging is hard work, it involves cleaning but don't worry, I had a DUSTBUSTER at my disposal - and by the way, I don't know if you know this allready but they really do BUST DUST!!!!!! after all the cleaning and moving, you realize the imortant things in life: VITAL FORCES. In conclusion I would reccommend a good reshuffling every once and a while.
WORD UP TO ALL DISTRICTS OF THE U.S.
ROCKY!!!!!!!!
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