strate from my Homepeice, homeslice!

UNLIKE THE US GOV. last nite i experienced hi degrees of representation from my homestate. As many of you may allready know NEW MEXICO is the best state so far. and we are showing all those that doubted us that they WERE WRONG> WRONG AS THE DAY IS LONG. last nite it was NM crew and one dude even had a COOL tatoo on his ARM of THE STATE of NM. how do you like the, apples???? and this other dude WAS GOING TO GET A TATOO JUST LIKE THAT ON HIS ARM TOO. excpet this time with FLOWERS around it. they don't call it "the land of enchantment" 4 nuthing.

Last nite I was thinking wow there were 4 of us dudes taht went 2 HI-skool together, we (NMreps) are really doing it in the world. and I just got back from there so DON'T EVEN ASK ME TO TESTIFY ABOUT THE DELICIOUS HEALING POWERS of a "Carne Adovada" burrito. Or perhaps a green chile chicken casserole _ both Tongue Tingling dishes that I was privileged to sample on my visit.(THE LATTER OF WHICH I ACTUALLY ASSISTED MY SISTER IN MAKING).

all in all, I suggest you go to NM rite now and drop everything you are doing ... then you will know THE ENCHANTMENT§§§§§§§§§©©©

rocKY as in MOUNTain

I am a FULLY MOBILE! COMPLETELY!!!

(((((I CAN GO ANYWHRE!!!!!!!!!)))))))
Attention Everyone........
ITs now OFFICIAL : I have all the CAPABILITIES to do ANTHING< ANYTIME< ANYWHERE<
The reason for this is that all my "STUFF" is portable and it can work without being plugged in "TOTALLY WIRELESS" (no strings attatched if U NO what I mean).

EXAMPLE: right now I'm at the library kickin' this BLOG and I don't give a CRAP about the comfort of my own home because I've got my TUNES going. Noone is ANNOYING me at all. Its impossible becasue I don't HAVE 2 HEAR them if I don't want 2. <~~~headphones~~~>

EXAMPLE 2: I NEVER have to worry about missing that CALL FROM A SPECIAL SOMEONE cuz I always have my "CELL" with me. So whoever talks about "waiting by the phone: is A FOOL because you can actually GO OUT, do whatever U WANT (like I DO all the time)

EXAMLPE 3: USe your own creativity "airport within an airport" ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE

NOW GO!!! DON"T STAY HERE (bring the computer outside for example)

-kojak

airport in an AIRPORT?? is this 2 much coincidince?

Here is what rulz more than farmers/ my grandma is feeling much better that IS what RULz. Thats WHY i went to santa fe to see grandma!! GRANDMA
I am in the Airport IF YOU EVER THOUGHT IT WAS POSSIBLE TO BLOG IN THE AIRPORT YOU WERE RITE SO THERE. and thery are gonna call my plane to DENVER so look out NYC i am coming bakkkkk to attack

rocky

Wanna No Who RULZ?? - FARMERS -

So there has been some talk lately about the DECLINE OF SEATTLE...sum say that GRUNGE is dead or that THE INTERNET IS GOING BROKE (I'll B-leave that when I C it) or even EARthQUAKe or MT ST HELENS ˆˆˆ¬˜∆∆∆ !!!!

BUT perhaps the #1 THEORY has to do with too many BUMS and KID_BUMS (jr. bums????) and losts of STORES closing down in some of the so-called hip parts of town. (a certan mystery lady heard about this through the GRAPEVINE ALL THE WAY IN NYC).... ( she was like KOjak that's so sad I heard the whole PLACE has B-come SKETCH)

NO-WHAT? I say so freakin-what becasue we have a new FARMERs MARKET in my HOOD and it RULZ. Some of U might NO about PIKE PLACE but that is way touristy (they THRO FISH - BIG WHOOP).

My farmers market is so COOL mainly B-cuz of the farmers themselves. SOme of these PEOPLE aren't techinically farmers cuz they sell stuff like SALSA. but actually the SALSA MAN is one of the coolest because he totally HOOKED IT UP and gave me 2-FER-1 because he new I was a good customers. The other "farmers" do this kind of stuff 2 - like I got a big discount on ASIAN PEARS and also so much CILANTRO that I put on my freakin CEREAL (not really!!!_ ). and there's a guy from CZECHOSLOVAKIA who picks mushrooms out of the woods!

So basically all other stores can close down B'CUZ they never really SHOW LOVE like a FARMER DOES. (and don't even get me started on FARMER"S DAUGHTERS!!!!!! woo yah )

kojak

Despite Not eating weekend was success

So here is a list of what I ate this weekend:

Cheeseburger Deluxe
4 donuts
3 cups coffee
and then at 11 pm oclock on sunday finally
A BOWL OF PASta

and guess how i feel now? JUST FINE THANKS VERY MUCH!!! :? Sometimes you just forget to eat and then you have to compensate a bit by eating a DELUXE CHEEZBURGER?! hey its not MY problem!!! although i have to say i am looking forward 2 lunch (which my company payz 4) ;) GET IT??? saving $$$$$$ by not eating is THE NAME OF THE GAME!!! The other thing that made my weekend a success was getting together a group of people and singing out to the world! THEREZ NOTHING LIKE SINGING TO RAISE UP THE OLD SPIRITS AND THE YOUNG SPIRITS. (((JUST ask the ancient GREEX who compozed many a tune so as to RAISE THE ROOF() . any way the moral of my story is - STOP JUST SINGING IN THE SHOWER - GO OUT AND JOIN A CHOIR!!!!

•___rΩCK¥___•

NEWS UPDATE!!::: my indian summer projects

Who hear remebers my INDian Summer PROPECT that I mentioned on these pages O-so-MAny blogs ago??

Well THATS OK me neither!!! ; HA HA HA :)

Irigardless of whatever I said B-4, the thing I have been working on lately is RIDING MY BIKE WITH NO HANDS.
I've been cruising around in the BEAUTIFUL AUTUMNAL weather trying to look O-SO_LAid-back and without-a-care-in-the-world. Before U say :""Kojak B CAREFUL that's DANGERous" I will tell you that I have a REGULAR BIKE RIDER for a reallY LONG TIME. It seems like these days more and more yuppies/hipsters GET Bikes to look cool.

Well let me tell everyone that : "I'm not New 2 this, I'M TRUE 2 THIS!!" ((((and what better way than to ride NO_HANDS?))
BUt actually, 2 B honest (this part is more like a REal World� confessional) I'm actually not all that good at riding no-hands.
I totally should B - BUT for some reason THE SKILL IS A BIT UNDERDEVELOPED as of yet.

I should add that I have had a MESSENGER BAG for a real long time compared to most people. Unlike a lot of CHUMPS I know how to USE THE STRAPS in a a highLY effeciENT authertIC messenger style way.

BUT still I've got to get BETTER AT RIDING with NO-HANDS to really show people my STUFF. Once I have SKILLS I'm going to show them off at CRITICAL MASS ride so as to both look cool and ONCE AGAIN STIK IT 2 DA MAN to pick up on a previously important theme here at the BLOG.

�K?JAK�

DownStairs = RANDOM_NOISE

A little not on some COMMON COURTESY - You may want to pay attention if you are considered a big pain IN THE BOOTY!©˙∆∆∂ by someone (just like how you probably payed attention to the 'mean peole suck' bumper sticker if you were mean). This morning I was taking a shower and I hear a great RUCKUS ensuing on the lower floors of my apartment building!

WHATS UP WITH THESE FREAKING GUYS !@ they talk mad LOUD and they start talking at 7am. Talk about annoying GET IT (TALK!). They drive up in their BIG TRUX, and they start freaking screaming in Spanish (Which BTW is a beautiful language which I have nothing against in fact I MYSELF ENJJOY A SPANISH OR LATIN MEAL FROM TIME TO TIME ;).

I think one contribuitng factor was this - the Yanquis are esmashing the Calcetines Rojas. and all these guys have MAD PRIDE, and they think just cuz they live in New York that they can ACT ALL SKETCHY AND SHOUT AT RANDOM MOMENTS LIKE THEY HAD TURRETS SYNDROM.

I tell you what its called, its called COMMON COURTESTY and we need to make it A LITTLE MORE COMMON IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN - DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN??∏∏∏∏∏∏∏∏∏∏ I think we need to put the CIVIL back into CIVILIZATION!!!

ROCKY telling it how it is straight from somewhere near the street.

THis is HOw I pay my AT and T BILL

this is how I do it: Ready?????

First I wait around for about 2 or 3 months. I guess they havene't figured this one out yet, Thye haven't pinned me down, So it continously surprises them when i don't pay. And then THEY ACT ALL HURT. LIke:

"Dear Rocky,

Why did you forget to pay your bill again, don't you know you are a VALUED customer and we love you so much, WE AREn't so much angry with you as much as we are dissapoointed with you. I MEAN good G&*(D you are more than halfeway towards 30 and you STILL CAN'T GET IT THRU YOUR FREAKING HEAD THAT YOU NEED TO PAY THE PHONE BILL EVERY MONTHE. COME ON NOW ROCKY, GIVE US THE MONEY OR we are going to talk to the student loan people and make sure that all of those student loan payments that you THOUGHt you made go strate into the toilet."

And then I look at the letter and I say to myself, JEEZ i onloy have a few weeks before i don't get busted and lose ALL MY PRECIOUS PRECIOUS CALLS FROM ALL MY FRIENDS!!

and then I will wait a few more weeks. And then!!!! I get another letter in the mail and this one isn't even trying to be nice, infact in looks like its from a WHOLE Different Squad of People at the company. And its says something to the effect of:

There armed gunment outside of your window rite now, don't even turn around just pick up the phone (WHILE IT STILL WORKS) and give us the cash.

And I STILL HAVE AN ATTACHMENT for my life so i pik up the phone and pay with my credit card and PHEW! and then i actually look at the bill (JUST FOR KIX) and I see a bunch of really questionalble expenses, like roaming when I ALLREADY PAYED FOR THE WHOLE COUNTRY DUH!!!!!!

I bet those corporate FReAKS are LOL at my trouble. argh©©©©©©
_______roCkY

4 the luv of god - DONT WATCH THE "DEBATES"

Well if thursday is the new friday then I tell you what:: FRIDAY IS NOT THE NEW DAY TO WATCH LAME POLITCS ON TV.

Let me start this off by saying that everyone alraedy knows who thay are "VOTING 4"÷÷÷???≠≠≠≠≠
SO Let'S not even DISCUSS IT, OK??
....and don't say you are SOME type of political "SCIENTIST" who is going to analyze the whole situation....
You already saw the "PERSONALITIES" that each "CANDIDATE" :0---< (lame duck candidate) got told to use for this "GREAT ELECTION SEASON" ( the system is what told them).

If you want personlity then READ ALL THE ARcHIVES for this BLOG!!!!!!
IF you want debate then FOR GODSSSAKEX write some comments to a POST OF YOUR CHOOSING.
DON:T go 2 a "TOWN HALL" cuz they don't exist!!! . this isn't Old New England.....go to freakkin CYBERSPACE where you don't need $10,000,000,000 ≥≥≥≥≥≥≥≥ to get into the "DEBATE" (as in the so-called town hall)

Also, like ROCKY just mentioned ORWELL::: I would like to say that most of time he didn't even write anything. He actually went out and fought the SYSTEM. He didn't cover the "DEBATES" but only did serious MUCKRAKING about issuses that really matter and that noone else was thinking about. ˚˚ˆ∆˙øø˙ some might call that RANDOM or just mere BRAINFARTS but I think you see the PARELLELS TO OUR PRESENT STRUGGLES WITH THE SYSTEM HERE AT RSBF!!!!


KœJAK

ThURsday IS the NEW Friday

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Guess whats happening tommorw? I get up and then I go up onto a plane and visit a town called SAVANNAH GA. otherwise known as "THE CITY WHERE MY FRIEND IS GOING TO GET MARRIED". NOW i have been told that this is STRICTLY a black tie affair. But guess what?>???> The only WORTHWHILE TIE that i have a is a WHITE TIE!!

"IMagine the IRONY™™™™ººººººººººººº"

now i wouuld like to refer back to the title and complain a bit SO JUST HEAR ME OUT FOR A SECOND WON"T YOU?????? I don't like that saying: "This is the new that" 2 is the new three, black is the new white ETC. Basically what this is is a something that a CLOSE PERSONAL HOMEBOY OF MINE• George Orwell• refers to as doublespeak. IN FACT last nite i went to a PANELIZED DISCUSSION OF PRECISELY THIS PHENOMENON. ITS about how LAnguage is in serious trouble and we better freaking save its a∆ss, CUZ THE GOVERNMENT IS GONNA TAKE OUR LANGUAGE AND TWIST it up and break it!!!

Finally, as I just set up this COmputer at home I had to do a google search to find rsbfart and I found something that you SHOULD DEFINTALYE read. at least a few sentences:::::::

http://www.highgrounddesign.com/design/dcessay4.htm

Peace_ I eat a peice of wedding cake 4u
RoCKY

2 random 4 coincidence!®

®†ççç熆© ATTENTION EVERYONE!
If you have been following VERSION 2 of this blog you might know that in 3RD CASE "®†ççç熆© " means that the time has COME for something MAJOR ΩΩΩΩ∂∂∂∂∂

Now everyone since the ANCIENT EGYPTIANS HAS knowN that AniMALs (MAL means bad in LAtin) are sometimes HARBINGERS of FANTASTICAL events.

I will be the first to admit that my MUCKRAKING has been a little thin recently (not that I havN"T been knee deep in the MUCK) but luckily a found something important on some random GRAD STUDENT WEBSITE.

This concerns what you might have Heard about VOLCANIC ERUPTIONS due to strike the NORTHWEST USA.
≈∆≈ please for your own sake check out this picture:
http://staff.washington.edu/glick/pictures/fly.jpg

OR if you want to skip ahead to what the END OF THE WORLD MIGHT LOOK LIKE::::::
http://staff.washington.edu/glick/pictures/fuzz.jpg

≥¬¬π““‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘kojak

PS: you know what might really be cooler as THIRD CASE than all the random symbols we've been doing are ACTUAL PICTCURES on the blog (RRRIGHT!!). I fear some of you won't check out these VITAL LINX. But remember this isn;'t the NY TIMES OR NEW YORKER or whoever else bit our STYLE but the RRRREEEAAALLL DEAL ®®®®®®

I'd like to take a moment to talk about STROGANOFF

This is someone who WE AT RSBFART beleive has a lot of potential. THIS is STROGANOFF he has only made only ONE comment on the BLOG _ QUIZ question: where did MR STROGANOFF make this comment (this one of for ADVANCED READERS OF RSBF,

But it was a comment that got to the very core of REALITY AS WE KNOW IT TADAO!!!!!!!!!!#$%&*(&#$*^*(#$%). Now you may not beleive it, but I have met MR STROGANOFF in person and his wise words are truly not for the faint of HEART. Dear Stroganoff please SHOW US that you KNOW THE LEDGE like eric B and RAKIM

NOW FOR SOME PERSONAL NEWS: its getting cold outside.

rockmasterFlash

LETS GET BACK TO THE MuckraKING!

Heres a LITTLE STORY for you. Its a story about how I got SCREWED. by a particular museum in Queens, NYC, new york. I won't mention their name.

JUST KIDDING I WILL mentinon it and its called PS1. I went in there to see a video installation. They let me Pay my money and then BOOM I walled thru the entire freaking museum and guess what I found: CERTAINLY NOT WHAT I WANTED TO FIND. The exhibition had been taken down and there was just a bunch of lame ass CRAP That I didn't give two shakes of a lambs tail about (RYan McGinley etc).

When i tried to bring the misleading ways to the attentoion of the person selling the tickets. She GOT ALL DEFENSIVE! and said "ITS posted on the door" and so I look behind me and LO AND BEHOLD there is a little 8.5 by 11 peice of paper and says what exhibitions are currently up_ not even what was taken dwon, EVEN THOU outside it says that what i wanted to see was still up.

I THINK AT THIS POINT YOU PROBABLY UNDERSTAND MY EXASPERATION!!! :(------2

POW!
rockY
PS- Rocky is my REAL NAME!!!!