Wednesday, November 10, 2004

the ROCKETTES can keep that CRAP!

I just want to tell all yous BELIEVERS and NON-BELIEVERS that Radio City Music Hall is THE WORST PLACE IN THE WORLD, or even new york city, to see music. I went there last night to see a little band i like to call MODEST MOUSE, but i'm not even sure if that's who played because it sounded LIKE TOTAL POOP PEBBLES. if you were my friend, and i wanted to recreate the sound of HISTORIC RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL for you, I'd WRAP THREE T-SHIRTS AROUND YOUR EARS, put a pair of headphones over them, and press play on a PORTABLE MUSIC DEVICE.

Oh, and did i mention that i DROPPED $40 for this poop? WELL, I DID.

sure, i sat in the back of the orchestra section, under the mezzanine, and I'm sure it sounds better in other parts of the room, BUT I DON"T CARE. As far as I'm concerned, the whole place sounds like A DUNG SANDWICH.


- d. STROGANOFF

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

PROPS TO stroganoff for exposing the truth about reaLITY
THE MORE MUCKRAKING THERE IS THE MORE KNOWLEDGE THERE IS SO WE ALL DON"T GET SCREWED BY TEH MAN

ROCKY

Random Sketchy Brainfart DOT COM dude said...

Also PROps to the guy who randomly commented about MOUSE SHIT (modest???? hah aha ha) . I though I NEw who that was but NO so all the more props.

kojak

Anonymous said...

yo d.stroganoff-

I was sitting in the front of the orchestra section, and it sounded fine to me. maybe the sound was better because I paid an extra $20 for my ticket from ebay, and maybe the person next to me who paid an extra $50 had AWESOMER sound. though the first band sounded like CRAP until they TURNED THAT PUNK ROCK WAY UP, RARGH!!

-intoccabile