Friday, January 07, 2005

Mentally disturbed shower

You know I really don't care if no one comments on my incredible "listed" story. That's fine. But what really makes me crazy is things in my actual life going wrong. Like for instance this morning's shower - AN UTTER DISASTER - JUST LIKE EVERYDAY. 2 reasons for the disaster.

1. Large cat in the way
2. schizophrenicly confused shower mechanism.

_I think that the first reason is pretty much self explanatory, so let me just elaborate a bit on the dysfuncional shower. I get in the shower and turn it on and its REALLY HOT, too hot actually so a try to temper the temperature just a bit with some, how you say, COLD WATER. So upon turning the valve for coldness, the whole shower gets COLD COLD COLD FREEXING. so OMG i have to get out of the way and try to like sneak around the stream to turn on the hot again.

Then its like this bnf (bnf) that is a new web expression for 'back and forth'). I shit you KNOT IT TAKES FREAKING 5 WHOLE MINUTES TO GET THE SHOWER TO THE RITE TEMP IN THE MORNING.

Life lesson: Set your alarm earlier, a few hours before you get up and just hit the snooze 20 times so you can get ready for the day in your mind, in a half dream state. I bet you are wondering Y is rocky devoting so much time to writing in this online journal? Becuase there is NOTHING i repeat NOTHING going on at my job.
rokuy

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

now that U mentioned it i did have a comment on that last posting of yours.
1. at 1 point you say it was SNOWING
2. then you say it got colder but was RAINING!!!
WTF how is that SCIENTIFICALLY possible? IF it is then its pretty SKETCH

-kojak

PS I was going to post this ANOYNMOUSLY - I don't want U 2 think I"M busting your CHOPS. basically we've got to show UNITY and so I BELIEVe what you said even if its IMPLAUSIBLE !!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

In relation 2 this POST (AND previous COMMENT) possibly you are having out-of-whack experiences of TEMPERATURE. I hope its not the flu or PNEUMONIA -please try ECHINACHIA "T" or matzo ball soup just in case
-KOJAK M.D.