My new fave thing to talk about is how I fell down the stairs the other nite. Many of you who know me in REaL life know that I love to mention this, and now to the online world on must know:
I'VE SAID IF B4 AND I WILL MOST DEFINTELY SAY IT AGAIN AND AGAIN - I JUST CAN'T BELEIVE HOW I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS THE OTHER NITE. See I was just booking it down 5 flites of marble stairs (that someone had spilt beer on) after a good solid 4 hours of drinking and SoMEHOW i managed to slip. I slammed 1. My right elbow, 2. My left elbow, 3. my knee, 4, My ass, 5. my ankle GOT SWOLLED UP. This dude saw me "take the spill". so I just popped up right away (to avoid xtra embarrasments)
Let me tell you folx. I am paying for that folly with some slight discomforts 2 this DAY. Like my ass, IT STILL HURTS 2 SIT ON. So i have decided a solution. Fat implants on the BUTTTTTTTTTTT, I would have bounced down to the bottom landing like a happy little cloud )()(0000)9
rocky
3 comments:
U told me about by TELEGRAPH ( what I call the phone cuz its so old school as a form of communication), but I still can't believe it 2 THIS DAY!
kojak
oh rocky that makes me so sad to hear how you had stand quick up when you fell. I thnik we should all be able to roll around isn pain if we get hurt. and people should neither thisnk its funy noir serious.
sitapants
rocky, it's time. GET OVER IT! my ears are a-bleedin'
here is some ice for your sorry ass
-intoccabile
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