Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Tape Dex broken I got the BOOM box

Now that everyone got their "Rocks OFF" by telling HYPER TEXT MARKUP LANGUAGE secrets I am giong to continue with some reall down and dirty DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY SOUTH blogging. But I won't stray to far from the subject. I want to recall a moment. A moment from MY PAST:":":":":"":":":":::":":":":":"{}{{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{_+_+_+_+_+_+_(E)R)E(R)E(

now I am giong to write with Extreme IPUgNITY about an event. There was this guy that was a boss dude and He ALWAYS pretended taht he didn't know nuting about technology and when I had to do web stuff for the co. (HTML = see! :() ) he would come up behind me and he would ask if it was possible to add a HYPER LINK to the page. Like as if I was using some sort of Xtreme methods. Then he would ask if me if 'we can 'make this digital'. He loved to use catch frazes like Mp3, Mac, Itunes, u2, and other stuff he thought was cool. He would be like ' so is this giong to be accessible by everyone on the world wide web?" DUH. WatCH OUT FOR A TRICKNOLOGY REVOLUTION OLD MAN YOU MITE GET RUNNED OVER BY THE STEAM TRAIN OF PROGRESSSSZX! the thing was - i know this guy is smarter than this and he just pretended to be dumb, so he wouldn't have to do any work. Thats how u know its a bad industry when KNOWLEDGE IS A LIABILITY

ROCKY

5 comments:

Matthew W. Wilson said...

I AG-RE ROC-E that liabilitous knowledge = bad indusTREE. Several times, while I worked for an IT GIS company, my evil boss unit would WASTE my time (and his money) talking about his golf clubs.. And then minutes before closing time, ask for some HORENDUS task to be completed before I could leave the compound. MXD, SHP, XLS, MDB, and 9-iron.

Anonymous said...

I was an IT GIRL once. but in my new inDUSTry, the catch frazes have a friendlier ring to them: SATEllite, meTRICa, remedy, CITRIX. citrix. citrix.

citrix. I like that one.

'toc

Anonymous said...

yeah that sounds like a robot lemon

rky

is kojak ever giong to kik it about reality in xtended format? What happened to kojak- did he drink too much coffee>?

Anonymous said...

listen to a song about being far from home

Anonymous said...

listen to a song about being far from home