I had to post this because there is someone out there who has nailed rsbf literary STILE even more better than we have nailed it. That person is MY UNCLE. Here is an email he just wrote to me no jokes (the trophy he is talking about is the spinning trophy mr Xroomate made for the ping pong tournament.
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MR.- MR.'S,
What's the RPM's on that trophy? U be using " FRUIT OF THE LOOM"
T-shirt's? Will you be happening to join the festivities in
PORTLANDIAA.
Have you ever hit a water buffalo terd that carreened the front wheel
into an unstoppable spin. I HAAAAAAVE.
Rachet it up a few notches, MINE SIGNOR,
xxxx
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i guess its true like they say:: "Coolness really DOES run in your GENEz"
rocky
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Dude, do you have a relative with MAGIC-MARKER talents??? someone has penned a masterful new banner!
-kojak
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