Thursday, June 02, 2005

Its allready June, Soon it will be winter AGAIN

and I am NOT spending another winter in new york. I won't do it, it just damages my whole mood to severely. I heard from a reliable news source today that Brad Pitt is from Springfeild MO. So you know what, I just booked a plane ticket and I think I will go take a look at that town and see if I can get some pointers from THE WORLDS SEXIEST MAN. Coincidentally I have some friends (that you may know from this online journal) Logan and her man, that are making marriage NUPTIALS on the hallowed day of JUNE 4. Some of the wedding-goers may be wondering what is the signigicance of doing the NUPTIAL ceremony EXXXXXaxTCLY 1(one) month(s) before July 4. Do they mean to say that their marriage will be stronger than the constitution? I think so. And I think they will uphold the values of all of the aforementioned institutions mentioned above to the utmost degree. I AM GOING 2 CRY

rocky

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kojak where are you? Kojak Kojak. There is still a chance I may get to portlnd kojak, I will let you know, ThinGS may have ∆ed

rd

Anonymous said...

The word on the street is that Kojak is DERANGED!

Random Sketchy Brainfart DOT COM dude said...

I'm hear - my psysical constitution is REcovering from a serious CHallenge !!! - more SOOOOOOOOOOOnnn!

Anonymous said...

i am so confused KOJAk-- I called your phone and it sounded like a mental farm on the other end. WTF?? scary as hellllll. Guys, just so you all know I almost just got awarded to edit a feature film, but they backed the fu*K out on me Sh**T.

So I will be in Portland KOJAK COME TO PORTLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!

rky

Anonymous said...

Springfield is, by my estimation, the biggest red dot on the voting map of America. It also has Missouri's biggest tourist destination (yes, bigger than the Arch) - Bass Pro Shop, which has like 30 acres, restaurants, a movie screen showing movies about fishing, etc. -Morby