Dear World,
I have enjoyed our time together very much. You have been a good friend, tirelessly constructing a barely-stitched-together reality so that I might comment on it and tear it up to shreds. World, I know I have been harsh and even critical at times, for that I am sorry. It is my nature as an easy form of publication that I might be the medium for rants, raves, and other such forms of griperance. Unfortunately I can't be anything other than what I am. And I am Random Sketchy Brain Fart. An online journal dedicated to...freedom of speech, sniff, and all that which is good and true about complaining.
But now world I must ask YOU a question. Why have I been forsaken? Who forsaked me, and how long is this process of forsooking must go on before I strangle and wheez out my last spunky breath onto and plate glass window. And fall splatt down onto the concrete my bleeding face making a dull thud as it rams into broken stop sign.
Optimistically yours
rsbf
(channelled by rk)
7 comments:
hear ye! hear yee! let this be the first of many comments to grace the blog....A great ORACLE tells of many great comments...TREATISES that start along the line of "4 score and 7 years ago RSBF hath spoke onto thee..."
When a great voice hath emanated from the common people then Kojak and Rocky will return and grant thee WIsdom!!!!!
But the people must speak! (CoMMents!!!!!..........)
speak now or forEVER hold your PEACE!!
-kjk
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Today I got an email from someone random who spoke of 'an historic place'. He has multiple credentials and even name dropped Mick Jagger. At first I was skeptical -- why should i check in with RSBF when I have these hip folks sending me emails to and fro? Well, you know what, the Rolling Stones are real old and lame and uncool, that's why. Stay strong RSBF.
i like you guys just the way you are
I have commented, hear me roar.
Wow, a rejuvination of life forces, just when the end looked certain. A vital stab of life juices
rk
like a turkey baste-r, full of juices
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