Saturday, December 03, 2005

a ∆ in society

Remember how people used to be outraged by ALL CAPS? how you could get a reaction out of just about everyone just by capitalizing your thoughts. Well today's breed of person is newer, smarter, more keen and aware. Today you must dominate the blog market not with your wild gesticulations but with your thoughts, feelings, and emotions. Today the it is time for a newer stronger breed of blog writer to step forward and articulate the complexities of the issues we face today. There are so many variables that it really takes a great deal of eloquence to elaborate on the various and sundry problems. You have to phrase your ideas so they are palpable and tangible to everyone. So that they might digest your motives in a clear and sensible way. Today's web surfers aren't just surfers on the web of the internet, they are sky divers. And what's more than that is that they are also spelunkers and kite-surfers. If you doubt the intellectual integrity of your core demographic well then, my friend, your writing may very well be lost to the wind. People want to take their time and really pore over every single little tiny word you write. Thats why I suggest a clear spoken clear headed approach to writing. Its just a matter of clarity, clearness, and a little transparency.

Thanks and Yours,
Rocky Dynamic

6 comments:

Final Answer said...

I think you meant a delta ZETA in society.

Anonymous said...

Your second sentence in your post began with a lower-case word, "how". Why did you not capitalize the first letter in that word?

--Stibbs, "pouring over every single little tiny word..."

Anonymous said...

it was a rxn against all caps
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Anonymous said...

ALERT!!!!

have you seen the mishap of misspellling??!!!

http://rsbfart.blogpot.com/

Random Sketchy Brainfart DOT COM dude said...

that site is pretty SOLID 2 (solid as a 8,000 y.o,. wall!

Anonymous said...

whooooaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
[she said zeta]

'toc

p.s. - is it COINCIDENCE that my word veriFACTion for this post was "ogtok?"