Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Entering 3rd post-highschool state of exixtnexce?

Well, I got another bike, and boy can it fly like a goose. Maybe you would like to see it. I had something important i was going to say and I forgot. Oh well. Son of a gun. Damn it what the hell was I going to say. I felt like I was riding along onmy bike and a thought occured to me. THE THOUGHT SAID___ ROCKY (Self) I have no other Name) __rocky this is the conclusion to rsbf. Aw yes, and by this pyschotherapuetical writing i have now rmembered What i was going to say. It relations to other entryies in RANDOME DKEHCYIT BRAINFART. Gues what?? I have the new bike (oh yes its allcoming together now) and I said to myself . HEY why not try with NO hands? Well? I did it and guess what again? NO Crashing = NO DYING. Staying alive like the damn BEEGEES. Here is a short history of Rocky's no handed bicycle riding. Age=0-12 Ride every day no problem, no hands no breaking my face. I could even do as follows: Hands on handlbars, feet on toptube, stand up. Young Trickman Rocky. Then tragedy, although i was not riding without hands I tried to do a "nose Wheelie" I fell out of my toe clips and smashed "the crown jewels" on the bike stem. Later that decade I tried riding with no hands and had myself a little whitepout all over the assfault. Finally I moved to new York, and purchased a highly stylish STAR RIDING red and black stallion bike. This stallion was also on the Wobbly Side. and therefore= NOT a Possibilty to attempt no handedness. Yet try as i might I did try, and no success. But later and older brains made me stay affrontal before my body crunched to the ground. Newwest development as you may have heard?? Today With new bike (orange and bluegoldfish) Attempt made and Successfulized. Who needs hands? Surgeons? NO and Not me Either

Sincererely _ROCKY

2 comments:

Final Answer said...

Orange+blue=true. Even though many would not call me a "bike enthusiast", my most horrific momoent was when I was a wee miss on my pinkhuffy and got nailed by a car bringing sweet corn home wto my mom. My face looked likel meatlof -- gross. ~cermak

Random Sketchy Brainfart DOT COM dude said...

UPdate on this BLOG::: MY BIKE WAS STOLEN BOOOOO