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Tonight i was test and I succeeded. It all started with the CYLCES of nature. The hotness of summer has started to increaser certain bug populations or more than that it may have cause some bugs to come "out of the woodwork" or in the case of ladybugs "out of the closet". At any rate, it all starts here: I was leaving my apt with a friend, and what do i see? A Huge Roach scurrying its fat nasty ass around in the hall. Unfortunately i didn't have the time the patience nor the heart to hunt it down and squash it into bug juice. it went under a roll of carpet and i just stomped on the carpet. Weak yes, but I was with a friend and didn't want to increase the unpleasantness. Next part of the story: I saw a huge roach on the sidewalk running along, and then i got to thinking to myself. DUDE ITS ROACH SEASON NO FOOLING. so sooner had I thought that than I noticed a dark spot on the periphery of my vision and (Get ready to scream and puke your guts all over the floor) i looked over and a HUGE ROACH WAS ON MY SHOULDER. guess what Like a true shoulder of fortune I didn't even freak i just brushed said roach off. To tell you the truth i didn't even get the heebie jeebies. Nerves of steel dude nerves of *(*(steel. Just don't tell GWBUSH he will send me to iran with a stick on dynamite in my pants
r____OKCY
4 comments:
roach fever! Yesterday myself and runchie roo went to Thaiger Room Thai Restaurant, and had to leave because runchie roo spotted that under the condiments containers a mother roach and babies came a scurying. Who'd thought it... SEATTLE ROACHES! The waitress blamed it on the MAKE A WISH box which apparently had a festation problem... diss.
-stibbs
Speaking of closets, a couple of things. First, there is a new concept called "pride style" in my area. No shirt, real tan, often gross. Next, Kojak and I spoke with a collegiate colleague last night (who gave props to ROCKY!) about R (Robert) Kelly and keeping itin the closet. FInally, my office is like a closet.
oi props for cops!!
I DID PAY ATTENTION TO the last posting and am scheming in the back of my mind about ways to visit SEATOWN
RtothekaySeeWHY
Holy crap I thought that I was being tested by a cucaracha this morning when I woke up. I felt something very suspicious on my shoulder and FREEKED OUT. But then I heard a pllllANG** on the floor. It was a barette from my hair that I didn't take out before bed. It's cold here too so I guess it all makes sense.
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