June: Drearyville or "where's the beef, sir"

Its been a wet and cold June here in New York City, the "City of Angels". Despite all of the TALK about GLOBAL WARMING: where's the BEEF? as DAVE FOUNDER OF BIG MAC's would say. It's almost like living in a certain "northwest province" Called SEATTLE? HHHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO? where indeed is the beef, as I also wondered as I bit into a "TOFU mixup empanada last night. I was hoping that they did not"insert the beef" into this sandwich, but it was a meaty taste, even though it was DOWHOO. And where is the Beef with the economy? they say its going up? Well wheres the money $$ that should be flowing in like a river of MOLTEN LAVA destroyiing everything in its path?., (WHERES THE F*%($*#KING MONEY YOU OWE ME?! isn't that a cool tshirt?)

And where's the beef with certain movies like ET which I saw again the other night and was CREEPED OUT BY ETs infantile and cat-like sounds. YUCK. DUDE. YUCK! and finally if you were a clover you might wonder: Where's the BEE? as you feel the spring time and want to pollinate stuff. and whats more if you were HAMLET: you might wonder WHERE's the 2BE or not 2 BE in your existential ponderings. AND FINALL Y if you were a teenage internet youser you might wonder where is the just plain "B" IE in a grade that you received or did not recieve from some messed up junior high science teacher:::: or alternatively where's the "B" in internet LOL type of abbreviation. Where's the B and WHAT DOES IT MEAN YET
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