Wednesday, February 24, 2010

ANTI TWIZZLE campaign

Here is a subject you may know because I complained about it 4 years ago. Its called the Twizzle. and it even has a definition. This is more against ice dancing and how it embodies wackness in the form of twizzels and of course in HYPER THEatrical costuming and Imperialized Exoticisms as seen here.

Now since when did theater freaks get to have an olympic event. I can think of a few olympic sports that are not represented and I would Personally (THATS RIGHT ME PERSON:ROCKY) vouch that they would be FAR far far FAR FAR FAR far far MORE MUCH more better than icedancing. ANd here ladies and gentlemen are the sports which might replace icedancing. you choose.

BIRDWATCHING
: a hell of a lot more exciting.
Ping pong on ice
Icedancing except ALL of the dancers go at the same time and have permission to roller derby each other
Um.. walking? laser tag? axethrowing or any of the lumberjack sports? HECK anything is better than these TWIZZLES
ROCKY

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

yeah that stuff is highly unappropriate and I usually struggle with the figure skating too. I did appreciate the scottish couple though when the lady "lifted" the goth dude