Ridiculous Shorts Adventure

Yesterday the Temperature here in New York City. was OVER 90 degrees. I realized I didn't really have a viable pair of shorts. So off I went to BIG Ds to buy some. It is a huge cheap cheap cheap junk 99cent type of dept store. I found some shorts that had a pattern that I liked. I took them up to the counter and said
"Can I try these on?"
and she was like "?"
and I was like "Is there a dressing room?"
and she was took the shorts and started ringing me up.
So I got home and tried the shorts on and THEY WAS TOO TIGHT AROUND THE WAIST.
DAY #2
I went back to the store and said, can I return and get a new size
YES she said. So I got the 34 inches waist version of the shorts. NOW i knew I was going to have to "MODIFY" these shorts at home becuz they were way WAY LONG and "G"ed out. BUt I figured HEY +++ no problem. I just need to make them SHORTER. so I get to cuttin. then I realized YIKES these shorts are the right length now but peoples are going to see right up Me crotch cuz theys is so big. I tried to sew the pants legs a TIghter,. It seemed I was getting so close to perfections. PERHAPS TOO CLOSE for when I tried them on? It looked like a huge diaper. Or a bag on my rear. which you can see here. Needless to say these shorts are not going to be worn and they are destroyed :( :( :(:(:(:(:(
rky

SPYTECH - > neighbors

In a new TV series for the fall season KOJAK AND CERMAK star as CSI/Bones styles investigative team (with chemistry and pizazz) uncovering information about neighbors. ROCKY is our bi-coastal remote correspondent.

For example we recently figured out that our across the street neighbors BROKE-UP!! One girl moved out and there is already a new one moved in - EX GIRL to the NEXT GIRL - scandal!

We also saw one of our block's infamous resident SMOKERS about a mile way waiting for a bus. What was he doing there? No one knows. CLIFFHANGER!...!

a dog they call "MAGIC"

they say it takes a village to raise up a young one and I think this applies to ANIMALS as well as children. There are some limits though like when people don't appreciate the fact that you really have to look after your own like in the CAFE where I am currently working and someone just let there kid run around chasing a ball . People where annoyed and noone really cared when the kid ran into a chair and fell down CRYING. Let me now introduce you to a dog called MAGIC...the last time ROCKY visited me (KOJAK) we were walking through my 'hood and saw a jaunty young dog looking lost. We COLLARED him and luckily called the phone # for his owner. The dog was reunited - end of story. Except me and me companion met up with MAGIC AGAIN yesterday LOOSE / LOST in the same spot. We called the number and the owner wasn't even surprised or overly appreciative. And plus the dog started to DO A NUMBER 2 while I was holding him! Next time demand a REWARD?

PDX

Hi Everybody! I am in PDX otherwise nown as PORTLAND-X. I will tell you one experience. I walked from the SE quadrant to the Downton. It was aprox 5-6 mile. on the way i stopped and hiked on MOUNT TAAAAAAAAAAAAABOR. which I think Kojak and Cermak (OTHER WRITERS ON THIS BLOG) toured me on some years ago. Now anyway!!! I brought the Binocularsss and ran into a Master Birdwatcher. I luckily ran into him at a location called FLYCATCHERS CORNER. Now to my interest He pointed out many a "Life" Bird to me for example PACIFIC SLOPE and Hammonds FLycatcherss and what do you know i saw them. He tol;d me that he had been going to that same spot and sitting under a tree and just wating and WATCHING for the birds EVERY DAY THAT WEEK except for 1. and I was like "cool" and then I left and of course he STayed at FLYCATHCERS CORNER so he could continue his personal Quest and I coudl COntineuy MIne. ROcky .

well liked?

NO I will not beat the dead horse on the subject of F'book...I'm not worried about our "likes" anymore because I received notice from many of our realest fans that they don't even use that version of cyberspace and prefer to keep it real with this original site that GUARANTEES PRIVACY AND CONFIDENTIALITY in addition to the truth...

On that subject, my personal confidentiality was getting low b'cuz of PURSUING JOB$$...
If you want a real deal professional all-star job you really have to act like you will be the BESTEST FRIEND (BF) of that organization or persona and that can be a bit like reality tv AKA PHONY....It seemed like noone returned my emails so I was like what I am not well liked enough for y'all? Or maybe haven't flattered enough of my own EGO and other's (super?)Ego? But then i got a nice email so its all good for time being...............................................kojak

A random Time of Life

I spend a lot of time reading these days,as my thirst for the written word of Knowledge has not yet been quEnched. The weather is gorgious so I go to my park across my street and Read or I read indoors. I also bought a new book called Alexander and the Windup Mouse for a friend and this is so amazing you should read it if you haven't. ANyway the thing I read in un otro (another for all of you non spanish speakers!!!!!!!:) ) book is about rituals and magic forces in "primitive" societies. One of the things that happens in one of the societies described is just so: A Harmful force is emanating out of the forest. It is the product of a an evil soreceror that you can't see. So the solution is that the tribe picks out a "SIMPLETON" and sends him into the BUSH and he wanders incoherently. During is aimless wanderings in which he has become unhinged from society . and if he returns alive he has inadvertantly destroyed the curse.and he attains magic powers from NATURES
ROCKyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ,:) :) :)