OH MY GOD, DO YOU REMEBER THE 80'S??!!

I just love to REMINISS ABOUT THE 80'S. I can't believe some of the stuff that went on then and AT THE TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS TOTALLY NORMAL.

Some great examples inlcude "OLD SCHOOL" RAP, the Fraggles, and MAX HEADROOM!!! I always like to try and come up with something at a party TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE REMEMBERS IT. The other day I was having a few drinks with some friends and I asked if anyone could remeber MINI-HAMBURGERS sold at Burger King I think. NOONE COULD REMEBER THIS, HOW ABOUT YOU?????

What made me think of this today is that while landscpaing I came across a cray OLD SCHOOL CALCULATOR buried in some ivy. It was in pretty rough shape, but its got all sorts of shetchy buttons that I want ot try out. I saved it and I want to make it work. I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN AND IF I DO. But don't hold your breath...ha,,ha!!

!!.......kojak>>>>>>

LadYs of the world ain't nothing but TROUBLED

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF WAITING FOR THE DAMN PHONE TO RING. You know what girls, if you want a peice of MR. ROCKY. You are going to have to try JUST A BIT HARDER. Maybe you all could get a little INVENTIVE. How about sending me some sort of gift, or maybe a invitation to participate in a fun activity. REMEMBER THOUGH, it better be really really really fun or maybe TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS. and Girls, if you are trying to seduce me, using your feminie wiles, like dancing, WELL GO AHEAD! Even if you don't succeed in your quest the time will not be wasted. I don't want any more of the wishy washy stuff. I don't think they would have invented cell phones if they didn't intend for people to be CONSTANTLY TALKING WITH EACH OTHER. You know what that means girls - you should be using for cell phones MORE. and you know what for? I don't think I even need to answer that question!!!!

SINCERELY,
Rocky

NEVER 2 TIRED 2 BLOG

For real y'all I'M PRETTY MUCH BEAT LIKE A DRUM RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

I can't even really get into the reasons why cuz its just too neumerous but the IMPORANT THING IS TO LET EVERYONE KNOW WHATS UP and remind you to KEEP PAYING ATTENTION!!!!

Here's one little bloglette thought for today: I really feel like the most important thing to get throug hard day is a GOOD SANDWHICH AND BAG OF CHIPS. I would recomend some nice fat bread and DEFINITELY MUSTARD but beyond that you should be your own SANDWICH ARTIST. As for the chips, feel free to get funky - - today I had JALAPENO W/ TEQUILA AND LIME !!! It really rocked so freakin hard !! :0 :) :0 !!

Mr. "All that and a bag of chips" Kojak

FENG ShUI MASTER!!

YESTERDAY I REARRANGED MY FURNITURE AND YOU CAN'T BELEIVE HOW PRIMO IT Is. Holy Baloney, a little feng shui goes a long way, like they used to say in ANCIENT CHINA. Let me just give you a bit of an overview about how I redirected the vital forces at work in my apartment so they can finally be used for good.

FIRST OF ALL: I ditched my sorry ass tiny bed. FINALLY! I stole the big futon from the living room. Now I sleep like a king, not like a SQUASHED BUG!! :0-----<
Additionally I moved the chairs around and created a convivial seating area. One arrangement I came up with I dubbed the "Judgement Day". Essentially what was involved in this arrangement was 3 chairs on one wall and a couch on the other. A good setup for a casting session, or perhaps a music recital in which the contestant is PUT THROUGHT THE RINGER by the 3 wise officials on the opposing wall.

Eventually I decided against "Judgment Day" because I don't think I am going to hold any casting sessions at my crib (although I have been told the that CASTING SESSIONS ARE A GREAT WAY TO GET CHICKS!!!!!)

Rearranging is hard work, it involves cleaning but don't worry, I had a DUSTBUSTER at my disposal - and by the way, I don't know if you know this allready but they really do BUST DUST!!!!!! after all the cleaning and moving, you realize the imortant things in life: VITAL FORCES. In conclusion I would reccommend a good reshuffling every once and a while.

WORD UP TO ALL DISTRICTS OF THE U.S.
ROCKY!!!!!!!!

ID4 SPECIAL!!! MY FAVORITE FIREWORKS EVER!!

Hope everyone had a good time with SOME FIREWORKS LAST NIGHT - - WHETHER HOME FIRED OR MERELY OBSERVED.

They say its impossible to have negative thoughts when watching fireworks and I believe it!!!!! :) :)

Well I did not make it out to the INDIAN RESERVATION this year for some "saturday night specials" but I did watch SOME PRETTY AWESOME FIREWORKS FROM THE ROOF OF AN APARTMENT BUILDING! Hanging out on a roof with some friends is always awesome, especially with some, beers but Fireworks just makes it incredible.

Fireworks, shmire-works, same-old same-old you might say but NOOOOOO....the always manage a couple new tricks each year that you just have to see.

I SAW SOME AWESOME NEW TYPES, (SOME TOTALLY RANDOM!!) THAT I JUST HAD GO AND GOOGLE ON TO FIND OUT WHAT THEY WERE. Check out this glossary of firework styles:

http://www.fireworkinfo.com/glossary.htm (I'm going to print this out and take it to the fireworks next year to check off everything I see!!!!)

SO,OK, finally... what I saw for the first time ever was the "ATOMIC PATTERN." THIS FREAKIN RULED !!!! (See explanaton in glossary).

I should also tell you about a pretty random fashion assesory that my friend made for me while we were drinking beer several hours before fireworks: A PAPERCLIP NECKLACE!!!! I wore this when I was HANGING ON THE ROOF OF AN APARTMENT BUILDING WATCHING FIREWORKS!!!!! IT RULED. (period!!)

~~~~~~Kojak~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^ :)