You know what scares the living daylights out of me? WHEN I TRY TO THINK BACK ABOUT WHAT THE HELL I DID LAST WEEK AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID. I think I had this problem my whole life Bcuz I remember when I was a kid I made a little calender and I made dot for each thing I did in a day. I though it was a secret code and then I remember asking my little sis: HEY LITTLE SIS: DO YOU KNOW WHAT ALL THESE LITTLE DOTS MEAN? AND she was like yea and she knew - so then I think I stopped doing that, Bcuz it wasn't as cool as i thought it was.
I JUST DON'T WANT THE LIFE TO SLIP THROUGH MY FINGERS. But if you think about it, you are constatnly forgetting things, infact, I would say the default is forgotten. See this kindOf stuff happens when you compare notes with some that just went on vacation -----)-)-))) (SIDEWAYS PALM TREE).
Do you know what U did last mondy?????>>??>U&*&*$(%)$78*&YOR*RTYUORYUIO$%&Y*Y*&$
ROckY
VERSION 17. bloGging since B4 adding pictures to blog posts was coOL!
Monday, August 30, 2004
Friday, August 27, 2004
RNC YOU GOT A HOLD ON ME
we can all smell it here in manhattan. the RNC is coming! RUN! HIDE! STOCK UP ON FOOD!
so, how are YOU preparing for the RNC? I myself am working hard both at home and in the workplace. you see, I can CONTROL the CELLULAR SERVICE in madison square garden from my desk. at the CLICK OF MY TRACKWHEEL MOUSE, POOF! bye bye to any republican who uses a cell phone on MY NETWORK! MWAHAHAHA!
I also am ordering like a THREE WEEK SUPPLY of groceries from freshdirect just in case the MILLIONS OF PROTESTERS break out of the CHELSEA PIERS PRISON and never leave our FREAKING CITY. you're laughing now, but in a week when this city goes APESHIT and all the tourists have EATEN OUR FOOD, see who's chomping on some tender FREE-RANGE CHICKEN and ORGANIC OKRA.
TO SUM UP, every night I look at the apartment across the way from my building and see a BIG SIGN that says 'BUSH' in xmas lights. it reminds me that CHAOS may be on its way, but DAMMIT I'M READY.
so, how are YOU preparing for the RNC? I myself am working hard both at home and in the workplace. you see, I can CONTROL the CELLULAR SERVICE in madison square garden from my desk. at the CLICK OF MY TRACKWHEEL MOUSE, POOF! bye bye to any republican who uses a cell phone on MY NETWORK! MWAHAHAHA!
I also am ordering like a THREE WEEK SUPPLY of groceries from freshdirect just in case the MILLIONS OF PROTESTERS break out of the CHELSEA PIERS PRISON and never leave our FREAKING CITY. you're laughing now, but in a week when this city goes APESHIT and all the tourists have EATEN OUR FOOD, see who's chomping on some tender FREE-RANGE CHICKEN and ORGANIC OKRA.
TO SUM UP, every night I look at the apartment across the way from my building and see a BIG SIGN that says 'BUSH' in xmas lights. it reminds me that CHAOS may be on its way, but DAMMIT I'M READY.
some tips on how to RUN A NATION
hey whats up?? SERVUS!! as we say in TRANSYLVANIA.
THis is kojak checking in like Uncle Travelling Max on the FRAGGLES (remember that???)
One thing I have to say is that some nations really have NOT caught on to the whole idea that TOURISTS ARE A GREAT WAY TO MAKE YOUR PEOPLE SOME MONEY!!!! THis seems so obvious but the rulers of the UKRAINE (possibly a chairman or commandante of some sort) appartently don't know whats up.
One obvious problem is that THEY TRY AS HARD AS POSSIBLE TO KEEP YOU OUT. WHy should I need a VISA for a place noone even likes?? and after that why are there SKETCHY ARMY DUDES manning the border post and giving everyoone a hard time??? They made me walk back and forth between all these KIOSKS so they could yell at me and write illegible stuff on little scaps of paper. (If I had lost these scraps of paper I would probably be in PRISON right now).
Also once inside the country its nice to have some stores for people to go to (LIKE DUTY FREE SHOPS, etc). UKRAINE only had people standing next to the road holding up random stuff they found outside like VEGETABLES MUSHROOMS AND FISH. If you tried to talk these people I'm sure they were nice but really I think THEY COULD USE SOME BUILDINGS, SIGNS, ETC.
SO needless to say I didn't stay long.
~~~~```KOJAK
THis is kojak checking in like Uncle Travelling Max on the FRAGGLES (remember that???)
One thing I have to say is that some nations really have NOT caught on to the whole idea that TOURISTS ARE A GREAT WAY TO MAKE YOUR PEOPLE SOME MONEY!!!! THis seems so obvious but the rulers of the UKRAINE (possibly a chairman or commandante of some sort) appartently don't know whats up.
One obvious problem is that THEY TRY AS HARD AS POSSIBLE TO KEEP YOU OUT. WHy should I need a VISA for a place noone even likes?? and after that why are there SKETCHY ARMY DUDES manning the border post and giving everyoone a hard time??? They made me walk back and forth between all these KIOSKS so they could yell at me and write illegible stuff on little scaps of paper. (If I had lost these scraps of paper I would probably be in PRISON right now).
Also once inside the country its nice to have some stores for people to go to (LIKE DUTY FREE SHOPS, etc). UKRAINE only had people standing next to the road holding up random stuff they found outside like VEGETABLES MUSHROOMS AND FISH. If you tried to talk these people I'm sure they were nice but really I think THEY COULD USE SOME BUILDINGS, SIGNS, ETC.
SO needless to say I didn't stay long.
~~~~```KOJAK
Wednesday, August 25, 2004
Seasonable fashion: OLYMPICA SENSIBILITY
I will be the first to call this one: JUST LIKE I DID WITH SUMMER _ I AM TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, get ready for the fall. What does fall mean? it means fall fashion and it means nothing else.
Whats hot this season? GOOD QUESTION: well its not the weather, the weather is going to get COLD. Its TUBE SOCKS. and its track spikes, just like always. The track spikes are the MOST FASHIONABLE THING POSSIBLE (great for weddings).
THIS is what I call "OLYMPIC FASHION" and it is really exciting. All the latest styles exhibited in volleyball, ROWING, and other sports. I suggest tacking on a little paper number on your back if you can't think of anything else. That is always a "winner" ----get it??
Here is another one - really Awesome OAKLEY WRAPAROUND SUNGLASSES. Basically the faster you look, the coooler you are.
NOw for hair. My vote for best hair in the Olympics goes to some japanese gymanst guy - it didn't look like he combed it ever in his life - total GYMNASTIPUNK. a 9.876 out of a starting value of 10.
What else? My vote for most naturally "indie" looking chick- TOM on the US volleyball team. And who can forget when that dude that wore a baseball cap in the 100meter dash? this is sure to set on a wave of hats like fire across the nations faster youth.
rocKY
Whats hot this season? GOOD QUESTION: well its not the weather, the weather is going to get COLD. Its TUBE SOCKS. and its track spikes, just like always. The track spikes are the MOST FASHIONABLE THING POSSIBLE (great for weddings).
THIS is what I call "OLYMPIC FASHION" and it is really exciting. All the latest styles exhibited in volleyball, ROWING, and other sports. I suggest tacking on a little paper number on your back if you can't think of anything else. That is always a "winner" ----get it??
Here is another one - really Awesome OAKLEY WRAPAROUND SUNGLASSES. Basically the faster you look, the coooler you are.
NOw for hair. My vote for best hair in the Olympics goes to some japanese gymanst guy - it didn't look like he combed it ever in his life - total GYMNASTIPUNK. a 9.876 out of a starting value of 10.
What else? My vote for most naturally "indie" looking chick- TOM on the US volleyball team. And who can forget when that dude that wore a baseball cap in the 100meter dash? this is sure to set on a wave of hats like fire across the nations faster youth.
rocKY
Tuesday, August 24, 2004
ARE WE HABING A LUNCH OR WHA?
NEW JOB MEANS NEW FREINDS RIGHT? Wrong. People are liars and birches. "Hey, Welcome to the JOB LET"s GO OUT TO LUNCH," The seemingly nice/cool lady says to me. And then what? NOTHING! SHE BARELY EVEN SAYS HELLO IN THE LADIES ROOM NOW.
Well, little does that lady know I made another friend at work. Another new girl. A nice friend who has helped me to found the SANDWICH CLUB. What is the SANDWICH CLUB, you may be asking yourself? WEll, the sandwich club is division of labor, the sandwich club is the key financial freedom, the sandwich club is highly socialized and exceedingly refined. Let me break it down:
TWO DAYS A WEEK + TWO NEW GIRLS + FOUR SANDWICHES = non stop fun! maximum thrift! delicious midday meals!
Today I made sandwiches for both of us. Wednesday, she will make them for us. Tuesday, Thursday and Friday I will make my own mutha f'in sandwiches cause I'm thrifty like that. YES. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT LADY IN THE BATHROOM WITH THE EMPTY PROMISES OF LUNCH. Yeah, I thought so...you keeping buying your $10 midtown lunches, I'm saving my bread for the new girls of the SANDWICH CLUB.
Well, little does that lady know I made another friend at work. Another new girl. A nice friend who has helped me to found the SANDWICH CLUB. What is the SANDWICH CLUB, you may be asking yourself? WEll, the sandwich club is division of labor, the sandwich club is the key financial freedom, the sandwich club is highly socialized and exceedingly refined. Let me break it down:
TWO DAYS A WEEK + TWO NEW GIRLS + FOUR SANDWICHES = non stop fun! maximum thrift! delicious midday meals!
Today I made sandwiches for both of us. Wednesday, she will make them for us. Tuesday, Thursday and Friday I will make my own mutha f'in sandwiches cause I'm thrifty like that. YES. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT LADY IN THE BATHROOM WITH THE EMPTY PROMISES OF LUNCH. Yeah, I thought so...you keeping buying your $10 midtown lunches, I'm saving my bread for the new girls of the SANDWICH CLUB.
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