Thursday, July 08, 2004

LadYs of the world ain't nothing but TROUBLED

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF WAITING FOR THE DAMN PHONE TO RING. You know what girls, if you want a peice of MR. ROCKY. You are going to have to try JUST A BIT HARDER. Maybe you all could get a little INVENTIVE. How about sending me some sort of gift, or maybe a invitation to participate in a fun activity. REMEMBER THOUGH, it better be really really really fun or maybe TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS. and Girls, if you are trying to seduce me, using your feminie wiles, like dancing, WELL GO AHEAD! Even if you don't succeed in your quest the time will not be wasted. I don't want any more of the wishy washy stuff. I don't think they would have invented cell phones if they didn't intend for people to be CONSTANTLY TALKING WITH EACH OTHER. You know what that means girls - you should be using for cell phones MORE. and you know what for? I don't think I even need to answer that question!!!!

SINCERELY,
Rocky

3 comments:

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

Hey anonymous, who are YOU?? I ain't about to spend NO MONEY ON NO
1 900 number! That won't knock me out, it'll knock my bank account out. And whats more, what the freaky does WEARE mean?

rocky
(a 1-800 man)

Random Sketchy Brainfart DOT COM dude said...

Yo don't even sweat it. I saw this TOTALLY CUTE GIRL at the ATM the other day ...I just know she is reading THIS BLOG and is going to track me down.

~~~~~~Kojak