Monday, August 09, 2004

STUDIES OF ASTROLOGy

A BIG SHOUT to rocky, kojak, logan, mystery lady, and anyone else on this weblog of TRUTH and PINK GOODNESS. my name is INTOCCABILE, which means something in SOME FOREIGN LANGUAGE.

my question today is, WHAT PERCENTAGE of these FRIENDSTER/MYSPACE/HIPSTIR SITES is for NETWORKING, and what percentage is for MACKING? I recently joined myspace following the lead of my CLOSE and PERSONAL friend rivers. IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING my registration, BAM! in come 10 PRIVATE MESSAGES from some very UNINTERESTING HORNY GUYS. I don't recall posting anything about being SINGLE, NEKKID, or HORNY, so I was taken ABACK BY the SHEER AMOUNT OF JUNKMAIL in the first MINUTES of my existence in myspace. here's a taste:

"hi im aries im a gentlemen honest and would love to get to know you better before i leave nyc i go to Norwich university where i am a cadet majoring in three major Studies of peace Studies Of War and Studies of Diplomacy
Love Aries
p.s. im very attracted to you
im me please"

HONESTLY that was a TOUGH ONE to let slip through my fingers, but you know what they say: IF YOU TRULY LOVE THEM, LET THEM GO.

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