wow I feel like this is an END OF the season spectular on the RsBFART- kind of like sometimes on TV like SUPERBOWLS - (everyone is psyched and READERS are writing in and people are trying to PREDICT what will happen next )
so I' d like to UNRavel the plot a little more ˙ˆ˙ˆˆ∆˜øˆ∆¬˚∆ˆ∆¬ˆ - like on Xfiles when the found out that SCULLy was really a alien life form.
So basically what ROCKY said about real names is TRUE!!! my real name is KOJAK TRIGINOPOLAS
........its LITHUANIAN
also, several people have contacted us about people saying to them "hey kojak that was a brilliiant blog" and they just play it off and say "thanks" but NO ONE really knows who we really R.
ALSo the RSBF NETWORK is impossible to pin down in actuality. I have a friend who Knows alot about HACKING & get this: someone set up a computer in the middle of the wilderness and turned in on and WITHIN 4 MINUTEs some hackers took control of the computer. THis is the kind of stuff we could do if we have 2....
DON't FORGET 3rd CASE ∆¥˙†©©˚∆˚ - its a new langauge that can reach the INTERNET without a computer...EVEN IF WE WERE LOCKED DOWN we could send out 3rd case using a LIGHT SWITCH and a BROKEN FLOURESCENT LIGHT BULB.........˙øˆˆ˚øˆ˚˚ø˚øø˚˚ø˚øø˚
(CONNECT THE FREAKIN DOTS PEOPLE !!!!!)kojak
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what comez next, PErhapS we Maybe have to WAIT IT OUT and then WE WILL "sea" 4 oursleves. The future is a tricky bizness, so if you consider your self a bizness man you may want to invest__•__
"Jah Bless this Mess"
Rocky
Hello gentlemen, I must say that your little blog here has caused quite a stir in the blog communities and even in the literary world. I think there are a realm of possibilities with your little endeavor here. I may be the first to inform you, but this site receives over 86 million hits a day! I have been monitering this blog for quite a while (thats my job). At any rate I have a question for you... Have you ever considered adverising on your webpage? Did you know that just one starbucks ad placed strategically can generate a revenue upwards of a quarter million dollars?
Of course for this to work I would need everyone to divulge their so-called secret identities for me. What do you think, do we have a deal?
Joseph J. "Joe" Urusemal
"secret" identities? o_O
in case you haven't been reading, these are our TRUE identities since we were born.
-intoccabile
If you are asking me to beleive that there are actual people with these names, then why do you say things like:
"NO ONE really knows who we really R"
What I am saying is, in order for me to do business with you, I need to know what your real identities are.
Thanks for responding,
Joseph J. "Joe" Urusemal
joe - What R you TLKAING about??
1st of ALL:::::
1.who do you WORK FOR..
2. STOP PLAYING AROUND WITH STUPID GAMES?
3. WHO ARE YOU?? and What IS YOUR DEAL
ROCKY
I would just like to maintain that I am not making anything up. I have a deal that could potentially make some serious money for key players on this blog; and yes, one of the revisions we would like to make to the journal would be to change to style of the writing to make it more understandable and accessible to a wider audience. Please let me know, because this is a time-sensitive decision, the venture capitalists that I have been speaking with have a short attention span...
thanks,
Joseph J. "Joe" Urusemal
For right now Random Sketchy Brainfart DOT COM dude has been officially rejected as a recipient of my venture capitalist's money. Unfortunately you have been disqualified on two counts. First no one decided to reveal their real identity to me, so I couldn't make any phone calls, and second I was looking back in your archives from Thursday, July 15, 2004 you have an entry entitled
"WEAKEST CORPORATE BLOG EVER :("
in which you slander corporate blog enterprises. It seems as if your agenda may be somewhat different from ours. Nevertheless we will stop at nothing to win over the demographic that you have connquered.
Yours,
Joseph J. "Joe" Urusemal
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