Sunday, August 01, 2004

BURN"T BY THE RAYS OF THE SUN Y'ALL

can U tell me a little something about WHICH DAMN SUNSCREEN I NEED TO USE? Now I heard that the SCIENTISTs that figure stuff out had discovered that 15 SUNSCREEN IS THE MOST YOU CAN POSSIBLY USE!!!! But after a day of roasting my ass off on the beach I am inclined to disagree with those findings. Was it really 30? BEcause I know that wearing 45 SPF sunscreen is a stinking load of horse manure meant to ease the minds of hypochondriacs.

At the beach its a good idea to bring an umbrella, but unfortunately this isn't always possible, because a good unbrella weighs upwards of 10 LBS. And it can be quite cumbersome. So I suggest you just BURY YOURSELF IN THE SAND. Thats what I did, I got about 15 little kids to bury me neck deep in the sand so as to protect me (JUST KIDDING YALL!) But I do think its a good IDEA, and maybe if I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT, then I wouldn't be in such pain now.

ROckY :% :/(()*^

1 comment:

Random Sketchy Brainfart DOT COM dude said...

If burning is learning. Call me a scholar.