Friday, August 06, 2004

EXCLUSIVE: RSBF first ever MOVIE REVIEW

I WENT TO GO SEE GARDEN STATE LAST NITE with a Certain Mystery Lady. Before I tell you about how corny it was, I will first tell you something that you may find of EXTREME INTEREST as a reader of this blog: They used the words "Random" and "Sketchy" several times, thus redeeming what might have been a TOTAL WASTE OF TIME. Once Zach Braff said to this other dude: "DUDE WHY ARE YOU TAKING US TO THIS SKETCHY CANYON IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?" and I think I remember Natalie Portman as describing herself as TOTALLY RANDOM at one point. She was OK, kind of playing a "YOUNGER IN SPIRIT" character than she usually does. I was quite dismayed not to hear anyone use the "brainfart" code, but the characters certainly participated in the action of brainfarting.

Anyway I kind of lost some steam on dissing this film, I don't know if I FEEL LIKE DOING IT ANYMORE.

RoCKY

3 comments:

Random Sketchy Brainfart DOT COM dude said...

wow I will see this RIGHT-A-WAY. Also Natalie Portman was in Details magazine last month and looking GOOD - way better than as princess leah if you can belive that.

-Kojak

ps Props to CHOO CHOO for letting me look at that magazine the other day

Random Sketchy Brainfart DOT COM dude said...

Actually it was Interview magazine - MY BAD
I would never read Details except maybe at a hair salon

-KOjak

Anonymous said...

I saw that she looks AMAZORAMO. but she doesn't look as good in the film

rocky