Tuesday, August 17, 2004

HAMMing it up

I was watching MEN'S GYMNASTICS on tv the other day, BECAUSE I WAS FORCED TO. I don't mind women's gymnastics, but frankly male GYMNASTS are gymNASTY. I noticed that a couple guys on the ROMANIAN TEAM had particularly SINEWY MUSCLES that were GROSSING ME OUT. then there was the odd-looking CHINESE TEAM whose lower bodies resembled flimsy chopsticks as they showed the rest of the world how the PUMMELHORSE is DONE. SHIIIIIT. but the "CREEPIEST OF ALL" male contestant were the US team's twin terrors, the HAMM BROTHERS. TOTALLY FREAKIN' FREAKY. I couldn't watch for more than 10 seconds at a time without having to TURN MY HEAD AWAY from the telescreen. it was too TWILIGHT ZONE-ish for this one. to see TWO IDENTICAL DUDES GO THROUGH THE EXACT SAME FLOOR/POMMELHORSE/STILL RINGS ROUTINES, with but minor variations in skill! I mean, do identical twins really need to further accentuate the fact that they are IDENTICAL?

*buries head in hands*

-intoccabile

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

yeah but do you see the insane moves they pull on the floor routine? Its like breakdancing to the next level!!!!! HOLY CRAPDANCE

rOcky