Friday, August 06, 2004

No, I wouldn't like to help John Kerry today JACKASS!

Hey, you know what bugs the CRAP out of me? Those douche-bag young DEMS toting clipboards and LOITERING on the STREETS to ask me if I want to help out John KERRY. How am I suppose to respond to these NINCOMPOOPS when I'm in a rush to get to DWANE REED to buy $70 worth of CANDY? Do I say, "Get a job.", "Bush rules!", or simply "No. No I don't." Jeezum. This is getting me WORKED UP! Don't these kids know that most people don't fall for these bullshit GREENPEACE begging tactics? If young motivated people want to get political, it's fine by me, but WTF? Shouldn't they be a little more CREATIVE about it. I mean, make clever signs on CARDBOARD like bums do. Everybody LOVES bums. They make us feel better about who WE are, because WE are not as pathetic as THEM. But no, these young Kerry BOOGERS take the moral highground just to make the rest of us feel like LESSER BEINGS--like somehow, because we don't CARE about POLITICAL CHANGE as much as they do, that we are less useful to the growth of our NATION. I've just got one message for these FINGER POINTERS. Stop POINTING your DAMN FINGERS and go out and find Osama Bin Laden! Then maybe I'll sign your STUPID petition.

R-Pub

p.s. When are you going to get a spellchecker on this damn blog? For REAL.

1 comment:

Random Sketchy Brainfart DOT COM dude said...

Kerry dosen't know jack about blogging: thats why he totally framed DEAN and made him look like a SCREAMING LUNATIC

-kojak