Wednesday, August 04, 2004

on the subject of DIFFERENT TYPE MALES AND FEMALES

First of all a major shout out to NEW BLOGGER logan.....S*H*O*U*T*

Second of all I would like to touch on a theme started earlier about different types of DUDES AND GALS.

Upon oservation and careful consideration I would say that I am a NON-SEATTLE TYPE DUDE. The way I see it the people who are SEATTLE TYPE MALES around my age group come in two forms as follows. One would be the ACTION-HIPPY type that always dresses in a way so a s to be prepared for adverse weather (for example WOOL socks) and climbs mountains with only HOMEMADE VEGAN SNACKS. The second type tries to be like the ultimate WEST_COAST STYLE with a cross between MOTORCYCLE TYPE and SURFER DUDE STYLES. They will very often play in a band but what I am saying is that THIS DOES NOT MAKE YOU AS COOL AS SEAN PENN, he was in the movies for godssakes!!

But actually who would really care about all of this if it were not for the fact many SEATTLE TYPE FEMALES are actually seen hanging out (OR WORSE) with these type dudes. There is no subway here but even worse Seattle type females are too often seen RIDING IN PRIVATE AUTOMIBLES with seattle type males. Don't take my word for it: Ask Rocky about a cute chick we saw with some dude in a pick-up truck: I totally stole his parking spot : SO THERE!!!!

KoJAMZ (aka kojak)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The girl was dope on a rope, she was fine on a vine, the thing on a string, the boss with the floss, she had me floored on a chord

rocky