Wednesday, August 25, 2004

Seasonable fashion: OLYMPICA SENSIBILITY

I will be the first to call this one: JUST LIKE I DID WITH SUMMER _ I AM TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, get ready for the fall. What does fall mean? it means fall fashion and it means nothing else.

Whats hot this season? GOOD QUESTION: well its not the weather, the weather is going to get COLD. Its TUBE SOCKS. and its track spikes, just like always. The track spikes are the MOST FASHIONABLE THING POSSIBLE (great for weddings).

THIS is what I call "OLYMPIC FASHION" and it is really exciting. All the latest styles exhibited in volleyball, ROWING, and other sports. I suggest tacking on a little paper number on your back if you can't think of anything else. That is always a "winner" ----get it??

Here is another one - really Awesome OAKLEY WRAPAROUND SUNGLASSES. Basically the faster you look, the coooler you are.

NOw for hair. My vote for best hair in the Olympics goes to some japanese gymanst guy - it didn't look like he combed it ever in his life - total GYMNASTIPUNK. a 9.876 out of a starting value of 10.

What else? My vote for most naturally "indie" looking chick- TOM on the US volleyball team. And who can forget when that dude that wore a baseball cap in the 100meter dash? this is sure to set on a wave of hats like fire across the nations faster youth.

rocKY

1 comment:

Random Sketchy Brainfart DOT COM dude said...

- oh YES. I definitely approve.

I'm in ROMANIA right now and you know who I'm looking out for?????? no, not Count CHOCULA but a WILD GYMNISTA who can jump up in the air and do 3 BACKFLIPS like that chick who won the gold medal who was like a real life MATRIX or even better than the chick in CROUNCHING TIGER.
now thats FALL FASHION
-kojak