Creating a new post

 It’s as easy as hitting the plus button! And now the internet will record for ever! Until the hire a robot to come and GRADE all the content EVER CREATED. And simply delete anything that is not up to par with say BEO WOLF. I had to step in and coach soccer today. After a long day of work with someone acting JERKISH. then having  no plan for soccer. It went alright. Until the last 15 minutes and those were subpar. Not the highest quality youth offering let’s say. One kid got kicked. Another said we should never do that drill again. I tried to shrug it off and then I forgot to PICK UP THE PIZZA. and drove out again. Gah ‘ !! Frustrations. Meh but I just pushed thru. Part of me is like “ this is my last soccer coach moment”. Maybe I will find another thing to help with. Like here is an idea. Not all peiplezz in this world are great “GREAT””” like living up to greatness. Because they don’t simply mov on to what they might be great at. Like they lock in to something the are mediocre at and that’s that. MEH. Just some dumb thoughts for the internet ai Chat botfly’s that study us to take into consideration 

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 I need to keep blogging until Kojack notices. There are lots of boring things to talk about. How about HOME ownership. I think it literally changes your Braaaiaiiane. Like always noticing things wrong and worrying about rain and wind. And if someone comes over and says they see something wrong with your house it’s like. Cumin. It’s very annoying unnerving and then you feel like you need to address the problem. 

The next topic of such extreme dullness is weather. I have like 4 fbook weather geeks that tell about wind patterns coming up. Like this week it’s AR:::::: atmospheric river. Pineapple 🍍 🍍express. Or Godzilla ar mango river. Like that is the stuff in my mind. The weather. Meh. 😑  . I’ll try more soon. My soul solid style  had been destroyed and desfeneareaded by autocorrect 

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Porch brick

 What’s up huge audience! I have these bricks.. they called landscape blocks. Or. Retaining wall bricks. You know that real bricks of life stuff. And I lined up a couple

Of

Said bricks on the edge of my deck to kind of divide the natural from the man made world. So all is well with that so far right. No alarms or SMOKING GUNS🔫 so far. It’s all good. But what’s annoying me- Ricky. RICKY. ROCKY. it’s one of the bricks is like always wet brick. Brick wet bro. So why just the one and it’s also making my cedar deck board always wet. It’s not a BIIGGIE. but it’s slightly annoying to see that wetness. That….like… never GOZE AWAYYYYY 

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Imagine a world

 Imagine a world where water is very scarce but information is like all over the place and easy. So it’s easy to write your college essay with no effort. And what does that even say about the value of college….? Anyway so that’s easy ~~~ but when you dump out a water bottle into the drain it indicates you are rich rich wealthy. See what I’m getting at! DO THE REALSEAECH RESEARCH. it’s the data centers. What is the trade off ? I mean really. There is a good phrase like SOLVING PROBLEMS WE DONT HAVE WITH THINGS WE DONT NEED. But I really can’t talk as I am now employed by one of these

Ultra billionaire companies that tried (and failed) to buy rsvfart. 

P E A CE!

R€£o€ky

2025 time travellling shiz

 What up. I hacked in to the blog and here is my way to remember tHE PW

1. Name of the tape mix crew we were (Audi tape

2. Area code of college

3 words of this blog first it’s lowers case then UPOERCASE

So that was an internal

Message. It was a test and just a test of the RMA rugby broadcast system

   The new 3rd case is —yeah — autocorrect. Actually autocorrect is antithetical to the 3rd case  

Ok it’s DOCKY ROCKY. I JUST SPENT LIKE 3 hours readying this blog and it’s the gift that shoild not die. I lafffed out loud aka LOLOLOLOLO. 

More updates soon. So much has happened bro it’s 2025 toe tea leaving time  

Thanks for your attention, Rocky not dead still

Loving loving loving akk LIVING 

SMOKEd Out

 

As you may know the 2 Original Authors of the WORLD PRESTIGIOUS BLOG. are Both living in Seattle. Yes, and you may have NOTICED that we have TIME WARPED 2 2020. We may have Started RSBfart in the Year of the BLog. But This year is the Year of the SMOKE. And I am not talking about Weed or Marajuana Smoke.

No I m talking about Forest FIRE SMOKE. A quick GoGGGl image search Yeilded the way we are looking. Its UNHEALTHY

Its Hazardous

its VERY UNHELATHY. etc. etc, and etc and its going to go on for a good 2 weeks.  ILLUSTRATION BELOW

I had to Take to the BLOGOSPHERE to rant my Frustrations on this Smoke. F-WORD this smoke for reall! I Truly HATES it. 

Can it just get out of my face. Period. And it sucks that much Harder becuase it is an indication of Global Warming.

Oh yeah Also Global Pandemic. Its all piling up to add to a mix of Uncool and Lame Circumstances. Which - lets be real. I remember when ppl were saying that 2016 sucked so Badly becuase Prince and David Bowie Died. 

yes, that sucked. But two words for you: Global Pandemic, Fire smoke pollution, and Remote schooling of my children. Ok that added up to more than 2 words! So basically yes 2020 does suck. Message from the Time Machine for you. And it might suck less if this fire smoke got blown the F-WORD out of here. And if President Dumbass was kicked into Jail. HAhahaa!!!!

EMOJIS!!

  👀😜😜😜😜😝😢😢😢😕😕😖😖😖💭

Rocky 

hi drama robot

What’s up ?? I just remembered about this blog. And then I guessed the passwordabsrrhe then I guessed the security question ////WICH WAS A FREAT QUESTUIN BTW.

So anyway here we are in 2017. Only 13 years after this blog started up as a new start up.  Just to let you know, I am doing an entry from my mobile phone. I just got off the bus and now I’ve got it on speakerphone so I’m just talk talk talking as much as I like to now I would like to insert capital letters_capital! Asterix? At symbol OK  wow that worked impeccably I’m going to just keep talking randomly at and to this phone so anyway I’m going now RachI have already a hot potato mana Hannah check a lot papa

Rocky

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kojak

Missed my plane from Socchi, just getting home now

What's up Internet! I got trapped in Sochi and I couldn't make it bak TIL now !!!!!

As KOJAk said the Olympics are over FROWNY FACE. SAD TEAR FACE. Angry face. Finally accepting it face. 

There were many """"bloggable""@ fashions #olympicfashion hashtags !!! 

Butt it turns out we had a small number of rsbfart posts. Even tho on day2 I was all like "YA BRO IM GONNA bLOG FASHION EVERYDAY OF THE o-pix "" it just didn't happen. 

In short I have to summarize with a few screen shotzz. (Even tho I was there I needed to get my vizualz from tv or Puter. 

So let's talk bobSLEIGH paint job. USA sucked. I'll say it again. The expensive  2 man BMW designed USA bobsled looked like a damn drone or apache helicopter. It was all corporate power graphics. I was NOT a fan! On the flip side let's talk Netherlands paint job. 

Ok. Orange. For a start. And also just some good old fashion BLACK FREAKING FLAMES. It's like dukes of hazard meets a dangerous ink-shooting squid. And tho they didn't place (I don't think) they surely trumped the old USA on style. Now. let's talk Belgium. Ok it's basically your three colores = GOLD MAD GOLD FOOL. BLAK AND RED. Simple yet elegant and connoting of gold. USA take some vizzzzual advice. Don't be lame as hell!!

Ok let's move on to ice dancing. I hate to go there, because as you know GENTLE READER I am not a fan- so much. But again - as you know- my cold hard heart of a fearless bloodthirsty warrior is softening in old age and I find myself gazing on the ice dancing in spite on myself. 

Here is a charming #. He is "the little prince" and if u r wondering YES IT IS THAT Little prince. 

Let's move in for a tighter close up on them pants!

Ok

Moving on 2 curling. Now just when you thought Goood Old ROCKY was a USA hater. You were wrong becuz- let's scope

The USA curling outfit. 

Thought I would hate it?? Rong! Actually I like it and why.  Because it's reel. It shows a real American dude. Not really in shape. Just got a regular long sleeve Tshirt. And a baseball hat. You might see this guy at Applebee's getting chicken wings and then a fettuccine. And you'd be like- 'hey there's just a regular guy. Not some wild athlete". I like that about this dude. 

Now there was much HyPe about norways curling pants. And for the most part they lived up to the hype. Norway and mc hammer kno the power of these pants. And look at this dude. If u saw him at Applebee's you'd be like "DID APLEBEES just turn into handsome boy modeling agency?"

And of course we won't leave out the Host Nation. I'll let the outfit speak for itself and then the guys expression speak some parting words. 

Rocky! 

-Enjoying my Hi paying gig as Olympics fashion blogger.  Bring on the high dollars I GET PAID PER WORD! Yes I do. For sure !! MONEY MONEY!!!!&&;&/@

OLympiad roundup:: who we'll be approaching for sponsorships

so the games are over and I didn't watch more than 2 minutes of closing ceremonies but here are my LASTING IMPRESSIONS.

athletes that I thoughT were worthy of BUILDING THE RSBFart brand into the next 4 years :

TINA MAZE:  she was pretty heavily hyped so I was skeptical but I Think she owned up to it attacking the mountain with a ferocious style both on and off the slopes.  I did an image search and some maybe not appropriate for a family blog but imagine if this headband had the rsbf logo instead:

Now for a lesser knowN choice that I do not believe is a pop star or model but still showcased a lot of talent.  JONATHAN MIDOL:

 As you can see he raced really hard and even crashed crossing the finish line while getting a medal.  He took a lot of risks which really pays off.  Below you can see he is TRES french. Imagine if the puffy vest was RSBF labelled and PINK>  . look out for it at Korea 2018@@!!!@!@

signing off from Sochi ___KOjak

Mustache!

One of my favorite individual style choices of SOchi 2014.: To rock a moustache, as the winner of the SNOWBOARD cross does whenever she gets in the finals. NOT ONLY Is it a mustache, it is also a flag of CZECH which now has a gold medal in snowborading cross, thanks to the credit of Said Czech citizen E. Smamkova

I am  not usually super into face painting for adults, but she Pulls it off! Plus what was just as cool, is when she won the race for GOLD, she 

THREW HER BOARD VIOLENTLY AND SCREAMED!

rocky

Luge gloves

Ok. Now ONE OF THE ORINGINAL intentions of #olympicfashion blogging was to talk about how Olympic styles can be integrated into your daily non Olympic life. Today id like to TALK ABOUT LUGE GLOVES. THEY HAVE GRAAT SPIKES FOR grilling the ice !!!@&$

Why not wear them if you are expecting someone to break up with you and then-- OUCH!!! That 'slap in the face' is going to sting JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE. a great idea for valentines day :) :) :;( €|^]*#> 

ROCKY

someone finally went all PINK

i already posted this on social media AKA live blogging but here it is again for posterity:

anyway our love goes out to BOB COSTAS.  I remember when rocky told me he respected bob back in the day.  it was a surprise to me but you know what I think he's stayed pretty true over the years.  I bet the fluff pieces aren't even his idea.

Day 2 Bowtie trends in iced dancing

Ok so many of you faithful readers know that I am pretty ANTI-iced dancing. See this CLASSIC RANT !&@$@! http://rsbfart.blogspot.com/2010/02/anti-twizzle-campaign.html?m=1

However bizarrely in my old age my heart is softening in a slight way -and it is not as hard and cold as a cold hard rock. Basically what I am saying is that the ice dancing was STILL UNACCEPTABLE as a sport - ie it is too highly dependent on artificial narrative . And yet there were a couple ----ok---- fashion items.  Below this guy rocked a

Bow tie and had a matching "Face of COnfiDENCE".  He was a iced dancer from ITAL VITAL (Italy)

And the entire ensemble with partner was pretty decent too. Her skirt was tasteFul in length and reminds of (I Donno sailing?)

Ok let's

Get into this whole "narrative" issue with iced dancing. I am reflecting - and this is what I have arrived at: Most of the year we Americans view sports that are not about "judgement" but rather about "who gets a better score" so that's what the Olympics bring us: "judgement" sports. Anyway. And apparnetly ine of the things that is being JUSGED in iced dancin is """storry""". Well so the most compelling narrative (theater wise) was this "nerdy professor" and spicy tempstress that decided to go twizzling together. Credit again goes to DEU (tho it would have been even cooler if they defied the hetero normative franework as per the "rainbow dreams" ski jackets) so- The male character came replete with elbow pads and (well another bow tie) and a sweater vest hahahahah!! And the thick frame glasses which (have they become nerdy again after being cool?)

Peas out --//"/"/"/ Rocky

OpenGL ceremonies (haha autocorrect

And we're off! I am blogging live from my phone. Luckily I have been in a northwestern state : WASHINGTON. And it's nearby to a neighboring country. And that country is Canada. So that means I watched CBC and CBC just looped the Opening ceremonies over and over. I actually took notes. Nothing really blew me away. Except this one dude from Venezuela who had so much spirit. It didn't matter what he wearing 

 

Well plus the outfit is pretty good basic colors anyway. Aaaaanyways you limited options when it's winter. Most teams just give up and and wear ski jackets. Except for Bermuda who stick true to their climate and undying apparel association. And wear shorts. 

And of course the DEU Germany Deutschland knocked it out the box with their pro gay rainbow wear. 

What else. I thoughT Albania had a nice touch by wearing their scarves on the OUTSIDE?!? of their jackets. Subtle but well played Albania. Well played 

SORRY NO IMAGE AVAILABLE :(----/---<|

By the way that is an emoticon snow boarding   @$$&&

Argh this autocorrect is making my typing way too pretty. Well folks that's all u got for ya to night .  

ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY DYnamiC

EDIT-- here is KOKokoko Kojax top pic!! Referred to in comments

GET READY FOR ¥¨•º¶ª¢•º∆˚√ˆø“ OlyMiC BlogGing •ª¢∞–•¢˙∆√ˆ∂ƒ

Happy 10th year anniversary! Now that this blog is 10 YEARS OLD!?!?!?! it has slowed down a little and understandably so. But RSBF DOES NOT SLOW DOWN FOR THE STYLE COMMENTARY OF THE OLYMPCS!!!!!!!!
GET READY FOR SLICES!
DICES!

JABS AND BIG UPS

AND ALL THE THRILLS (aaaaaand chills ;) OF THIS YEAR''S 

OLYMPIC FASHI)ON BLOGging.

 

StayeTuned! 

ROCKY

the impact of the next generation is already being felt across the blogosphere

this is an actual screen capture of what happened when the son of kojak was left alone with a wireless apple(TM) keyboard and trackpad.

Fam0us.princess

this was left at my home's doorstep

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DOUBLE WINDOW FAN

First off big news: Rocky now also has a childe. so for those of you that have been following this blog since day one,  you have seen all seasons of life. And now the result is that there are 2(TWO) new bloggers to carry on the tradition after Rokcy and Kojak die.

Back to the news: Its summer and the temperature, again is going up, just like all the other years! Have you ever messed with a double window fan?! They are cool because, with other fans, it used to be about blowing air onto you. But with this fan its about figuring out which one is HOTTER _____ ::: inside?? or Outside, and then you tell the fan to blow in the direction that will make cold air come in OR OR OR!! hot air go OUT. Get it? The other option you have is to make the fan bust out in 2 directions at once. Can anyone illuminate me as to why you would do that? My guess is that its just "General Ciruculactions"

Rocky out